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You should look into becoming a permanent resident of Puerto Rico. No capital gains tax through Act 22. Lot more room to sail a boat too.	No electricity either
You seem like a pretty chill guy, what’s your cc #?	PIN number, favorite password, list of fears?
Same with those physics and calc answer manuals	Shoutout to Quizlet for making me ace my online quizes/tests.
That's gonna be a no for me dog, did $RICK FD's for real pussy.	Not a bad call. I expect higher volatility on MCK though
New filter that replaces your eyes with hairy lopsided nipples	And what does it do with actual hairy lopsided nipples? Asking for a friend.
Protip: there's another week after each week	source?
$MU is still undervalued yet it dropped from $63 to $46	AAPLs to oranges... There's more variance in MU's SP because their future is more uncertain (I'm long shares for both of them).
Great. What Chinese companies are first in line to profit from mass export from the kim motherland? Don't make me do my own DD. IT WILL KILL ME.	BABA and TCEHY and maybe BIDU as they are bulk of China. IQ if you want to be meme tastic.
Terrible. I’d rather eat out the girls that you bring home	You can't afford them slave...
$29 7/20 put. We eatin good tonight fam	Yes sir. I'm selling at open. I'm not getting cucked, taking the profits and running.
I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!	'Storm coming, hatchet coming'
But they always have a huge beat	So how’d it work out for you??
This is a very important step in the process, that often gets skipped.	Get out of this sub with your competence.
PIN number, favorite password, list of fears?	dick direction, body pillow character, fleshlight sleeve sizes
No electricity either	I'll have you know my power and water have been on for 3 days straight now
RIP you got greedy son. close them now	nah, fuck it, i'll wait it out. It's only two months and at least this way I have a chance of avoiding comissions.
My tsla puts are in the garbage sooooo	What's your strike?
To be fair, I'm pretty sure a lot of our parents tried.	My momma calls them metal hangar love poke scars.
Damn, she used to be so prime before she got married	What's her name?
Thank you SOO much! This is why this is the best sub on reddit	No problem fag! No need to actually understand basic concepts when we can teach you how to efficiently lose money.
F	A
Nothing can go wrong with this plan	Could be a golden ticket to a corner office at GS/JPM
Can I ask what the strike was?	You probably can, but we won't know for sure until you sack up and ask properly.
How many dicks do you have to suck to make 300k?	~2.3 Trumps
If I knew how to do it I would just pass my fucking classes you twat.	Just because you can run Kali doesn't mean you know history or grammar lol
Ooooh look at the fancy Carolla owner over here	Corolla you bitch. Don’t disrespect the nokia of cars
Yeah that was GOOG deciding to tank or not. I felt really good with SPY up and vix down we might see it pass resistance.	Looks like it was only about $3K (3%). Not that crazy.
How does your anus feel? or did you already cry and sell it?	What in the fuck. My anus hurts just from missing out on calls at open. Imagine the idiot that cynically bought puts. What in the fuck.
Yea we all have, the hive mind has now adapted so whatever we did this time isn’t gonna work next time. Improvise adapt overcome	Okay. So next time I'll hold my monthlies through again and I shouldn't lose 50&#37;?
See it’s funny, because we’re all the second kid, even if it’s our own DD	Especially if it's my own DD. DD stands for Drunken Daytrading, right?
Pro tip use another app to get quotes. Rh is shit and doesn’t show important shit and lags	Any suggestions for iPhone users?
T	I
If its anything like me with options, my 100-200$ positions do well and when I bump it up I lose.	Yup
[Livestream of traders worse than him at work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHNOOW4ywA)	You heard it boys, all in $MU
Not sure if a repost \- watched this last night and thought WSB would like it.	It is very, very much a repost.
He’s got a lot of alts	Why would that matter?
I got in and im quickly down. i have to stop following WSB advice.	Lol me too
>~~downtown overpass~~ indiana fentanyl crackhouse	It's where the money's at here.
Was way oversold on the FB dating app news. Easy bargain pickup	Might hold this bad Larry to expiration next Friday.
Sweet. So is she single?	No, she's not. She's married, but when I go fishing in New Bedford, Mass....she always comes to 'see her cousin from NC' - that's what she tells her husband 🤷🏽
Amazon makes most of its profits from aws not selling like a retail. No other company has anything like aws except msft	Google ?????????????
No you didn’t pick up any you fucking faggot. You aren’t even approved for options yet	Who the fuck are you man? You are actually a huge fag. Associating a great physicist with deep fried chicken? Good one dude xD lmao
I try to stick with the new stocks and spy since they have good volume. My main problem is that I’m stuck in permabull mode and can’t seem to time my puts right. I can day trade spy pretty decently but I try to stick with 200$ on those	Maybe try to buy options for a month out, like June 8th, so you have more time to be in the green and don't focus so much on day trading.
I made a shitload on MTCH	How much is a shitload? I'm still making a shitload.
Bought a headset to play fortnite and figured a ton of other people were probably doing the same. It think this is basically the easiest investment strategy. Just observe a trend that an older investor probably wouldn't understand and then buy something so that you can capitalize. I bet there weren't many analysts/investors that realized so many people would buy headsets to play fortnite.	This reminds me of that king of the hill episode, a bill full of dollars.
I'm with you	Glad I'm not alone.
That would require you to have a home, my man. Pretty sure they don't consider yachts homes yet.	How much can I leverage my paddle board and kayak for?????
Spy calls	We get it, everybody thought the Iran deal would fuck us up so they bought puts stfu
Fidelity DD Robinhood trades	Yo I just got my Fidelity options and margin account. What’s the reason you bother with RH instead of fidelity for options trades? Fees?
They're on the verge of bankruptcy.	But... they’re not bankrupt yet..
Subae should do that too... Go invest in INTC or sumthin	Subae is sweet as sugar, son. She wouldn't do this shit. Look at her smile. Melts my heart.
Ehh at one point I was up about 800k bucks on the year, lost about 1.1 million trading vol etfs and have since made back about 600k. If I wouldnof been more responsible with those vol etf trades I would be up much much more.	Jezus
One of us. One of us.	Gooble gobble! One of us!
OR, after a lifetime of deriving his self worth from his trading success or bank balance, a chunky loss caused him to chuck in the towel	Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief.
I did the opposite and now losing a decent amount of money. Trust me kids, lose money first THEN make money	Ahhh. Yes I see... it makes sense: “make money” you say.... yes... yes, of course! it’s so obvious now: “The key to success in options trading is to end with more money then one began with!” I shall try this new strategy, this “making money”. Quickly! Spread the word my friend! This will change the whole sub!
Wish the last statement was true	Came to post this response. Glad you beat me to it
Or whatever	Basically been Ford's motto for the past decade
Is Facebook a monopoly?	If by monopoly you mean pointless game that goes on forever then yes senator it is.
Not gonna confirm or deny I went all in	It already spiked today. You couldn’t post this yesterday?
Any suggestions for iPhone users?	IB
And?	littering
Can’t go negative buying calls, but he definitely could have sold some puts!	Oh hush you. We're here for lottery tickets, not sensible money
No from the land of upsidedown - Australia	How can i make money off of dijeridoos?
No you both	Us three?
Because June is when Canda is scheduled to vote on legalization and today was the day the last parlaiment report was scheduled to be released.	I don't know anything about that.
That's the big worry imo, especially if iran stuff heats up. I could see this being good for TSLA and bad for F	Tesla has never been limited by demand. It’s always been production. Model 3 have like a 2 year back log
Depends on who you ask, 1980.	One of us! One of us! One of us!
What if it's Russian style roulette with a .45?	Lmao
I keep telling myself this. Now that I'm actually paying attention to taking profit it seems like every time I get out too early, but getting out too early is better than getting out too late.	U r not the only one who is feeling getting out too early.
My account's at $30,032.24 right now. Figured that information was irrelevant to what I was trying to show.	Yeah that's true I was just being a faggot dw
Nobody tell him	Theta?
Um. I have calls on RH and Schwab.	You have calls on RH for a ticker that isn't even on RH? You win the stock market.
Marty, my dude, I can't take your advice seriously right now cause I just had my Buell worked on at the HOG shop, and those tards didn't even reconnect my clutch cable. I paid them; they gave me the keys; I tried to ride off....nothin. No clutch engagement whatsoever. So, I went back to the counter and asked them if they test rode it after the maintenance. They said they did. Lol.	They bill over $90/hr too, what a joke. Obviously don’t go back to that place.
#MeToo	\#metoo
It's not for retirement or some shit, it's so you have an emergency fund that isn't 0 because you put all your money on NVDA calls the day before earnings	This. Gonna suck pulling out your ETF money when its down that month but you need it.
Bought 500 shares on Monday and 150 after the earnings dip. Sold yesterday	Congrats on the gains. That's was a good point to sell. I saw it break through the $39.30 resistance and continue trending up so I decided to hold. The next big resistance point is at $42, and I can absolutely see it hitting that by next week. I'll likely cover some profits there. For me personally, the potential rewards far outweigh the risks.
B	$185
In my experience they make the best.	this. people still think overconfident loud moron = great exec and introspective, thoughtful autist = bad exec while 99% of the time it’s the exact opposite
*choked the dog thinking about sorority girls all day	Poor dog :(
Yeah, I don't think he's attached to the money. If I remember correctly, he said that being rich after a certain point (like 10mil) is just a scoreboard; your quality of life doesn't change much. He also added that just having wealth was boring.	No way it's 10 million. There are people in local neighborhoods worth that.
Recent stuff said logistical issues getting equipment and 1k plus laid off with more coming	Idk the market did but react as much as o thought it would.
No one in this sub knows what that word means.	I thought it's like achieving nirvana.
I base my investment decisions around what the market does, not what the market purports that it does.	I have no idea what you are talking about lol
I’m about 20lbs overweight is the Dow25k diet plan right for me?	Depends. Are you suicidal?
Also I'd be too terrified to sleep on my positions	That's why god made amphetamines
Ahh I see. I want to take some practice tests online for fun. Know where I can find some?	Probably YouTube
Yes.	Everything bounces back unless it goes bankrupt or never recovers. VRX, Enron, Lehman
We don’t read posts here, just headlines.	Nice DD
???	Dochdoch
I mean, Warren Buffet doesn't pay attention to analysts, why should anyone else?	That's correct, but the guy above you said financial data not analysts. Buffet is well known for closing himself in and poring over a company's books from top to bottom.
Really that’s a sweet deal, check is in the mail.	But if I lose you money I still get my 3%, cause yknow I spent a lot of my time losing you money.
Damn I did not know that. I just read the FAQs on their website.	You used to be right. They started doing it a few years ago, but for a variety of reasons, they quit, then they started selling order flow again recently
SWA flyers are seemingly extremely loyal	Agree. I always check southwest first because the flexibility for free cancelation
I’d wait for Icahn to exit for hlf short	Great point. He’ll be gone in 3 months
Before or after earnings?	yes
Why don't I what?	Care less than you care, because you could
Really? It makes me hard	Those aren't mutually exclusive, my man.
Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief.	I'll never watch it. No eternal grief for me
Let's see you beat OPGIX faggot.	Short $DCK
Very few websites put ads in between pics of your barely legal college titties. I'm not saying long snap but they do make decent money on advertising now.	Until dickster comes out and is the new app of the masses for a while.

You should look into becoming a permanent resident of Puerto Rico. No capital gains tax through Act 22. Lot more room to sail a boat too.

No electricity either

You seem like a pretty chill guy, what’s your cc #?

PIN number, favorite password, list of fears?

Same with those physics and calc answer manuals

Shoutout to Quizlet for making me ace my online quizes/tests.

That's gonna be a no for me dog, did $RICK FD's for real pussy.

Not a bad call. I expect higher volatility on MCK though

New filter that replaces your eyes with hairy lopsided nipples

And what does it do with actual hairy lopsided nipples? Asking for a friend.

Protip: there's another week after each week

source?

$MU is still undervalued yet it dropped from $63 to $46

AAPLs to oranges... There's more variance in MU's SP because their future is more uncertain (I'm long shares for both of them).

Great. What Chinese companies are first in line to profit from mass export from the kim motherland? Don't make me do my own DD. IT WILL KILL ME.

BABA and TCEHY and maybe BIDU as they are bulk of China. IQ if you want to be meme tastic.

Terrible. I’d rather eat out the girls that you bring home

You can't afford them slave...

$29 7/20 put. We eatin good tonight fam

Yes sir. I'm selling at open. I'm not getting cucked, taking the profits and running.

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!

'Storm coming, hatchet coming'

But they always have a huge beat

So how’d it work out for you??

This is a very important step in the process, that often gets skipped.

Get out of this sub with your competence.

PIN number, favorite password, list of fears?

dick direction, body pillow character, fleshlight sleeve sizes

No electricity either

I'll have you know my power and water have been on for 3 days straight now

RIP you got greedy son. close them now

nah, fuck it, i'll wait it out. It's only two months and at least this way I have a chance of avoiding comissions.

My tsla puts are in the garbage sooooo

What's your strike?

To be fair, I'm pretty sure a lot of our parents tried.

My momma calls them metal hangar love poke scars.

Damn, she used to be so prime before she got married

What's her name?

Thank you SOO much! This is why this is the best sub on reddit

No problem fag! No need to actually understand basic concepts when we can teach you how to efficiently lose money.

F

A

Nothing can go wrong with this plan

Could be a golden ticket to a corner office at GS/JPM

Can I ask what the strike was?

You probably can, but we won't know for sure until you sack up and ask properly.

How many dicks do you have to suck to make 300k?

~2.3 Trumps

If I knew how to do it I would just pass my fucking classes you twat.

Just because you can run Kali doesn't mean you know history or grammar lol

Ooooh look at the fancy Carolla owner over here

Corolla you bitch. Don’t disrespect the nokia of cars

Yeah that was GOOG deciding to tank or not. I felt really good with SPY up and vix down we might see it pass resistance.

Looks like it was only about $3K (3%). Not that crazy.

How does your anus feel? or did you already cry and sell it?

What in the fuck. My anus hurts just from missing out on calls at open. Imagine the idiot that cynically bought puts. What in the fuck.

Yea we all have, the hive mind has now adapted so whatever we did this time isn’t gonna work next time. Improvise adapt overcome

Okay. So next time I'll hold my monthlies through again and I shouldn't lose 50&#37;?

See it’s funny, because we’re all the second kid, even if it’s our own DD

Especially if it's my own DD. DD stands for Drunken Daytrading, right?

Pro tip use another app to get quotes. Rh is shit and doesn’t show important shit and lags

Any suggestions for iPhone users?

T

I

If its anything like me with options, my 100-200$ positions do well and when I bump it up I lose.

Yup

[Livestream of traders worse than him at work](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHNOOW4ywA)

You heard it boys, all in $MU

Not sure if a repost \- watched this last night and thought WSB would like it.

It is very, very much a repost.

He’s got a lot of alts

Why would that matter?

I got in and im quickly down. i have to stop following WSB advice.

Lol me too

>~~downtown overpass~~ indiana fentanyl crackhouse

It's where the money's at here.

Was way oversold on the FB dating app news. Easy bargain pickup

Might hold this bad Larry to expiration next Friday.

Sweet. So is she single?

No, she's not. She's married, but when I go fishing in New Bedford, Mass....she always comes to 'see her cousin from NC' - that's what she tells her husband 🤷🏽

Amazon makes most of its profits from aws not selling like a retail. No other company has anything like aws except msft

Google ?????????????

No you didn’t pick up any you fucking faggot. You aren’t even approved for options yet

Who the fuck are you man? You are actually a huge fag. Associating a great physicist with deep fried chicken? Good one dude xD lmao

I try to stick with the new stocks and spy since they have good volume. My main problem is that I’m stuck in permabull mode and can’t seem to time my puts right. I can day trade spy pretty decently but I try to stick with 200$ on those

Maybe try to buy options for a month out, like June 8th, so you have more time to be in the green and don't focus so much on day trading.

I made a shitload on MTCH

How much is a shitload? I'm still making a shitload.

Bought a headset to play fortnite and figured a ton of other people were probably doing the same. It think this is basically the easiest investment strategy. Just observe a trend that an older investor probably wouldn't understand and then buy something so that you can capitalize. I bet there weren't many analysts/investors that realized so many people would buy headsets to play fortnite.

This reminds me of that king of the hill episode, a bill full of dollars.

I'm with you

Glad I'm not alone.

That would require you to have a home, my man. Pretty sure they don't consider yachts homes yet.

How much can I leverage my paddle board and kayak for?????

Spy calls

We get it, everybody thought the Iran deal would fuck us up so they bought puts stfu

Fidelity DD Robinhood trades

Yo I just got my Fidelity options and margin account. What’s the reason you bother with RH instead of fidelity for options trades? Fees?

They're on the verge of bankruptcy.

But... they’re not bankrupt yet..

Subae should do that too... Go invest in INTC or sumthin

Subae is sweet as sugar, son. She wouldn't do this shit. Look at her smile. Melts my heart.

Ehh at one point I was up about 800k bucks on the year, lost about 1.1 million trading vol etfs and have since made back about 600k. If I wouldnof been more responsible with those vol etf trades I would be up much much more.

Jezus

One of us. One of us.

Gooble gobble! One of us!

OR, after a lifetime of deriving his self worth from his trading success or bank balance, a chunky loss caused him to chuck in the towel

Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief.

I did the opposite and now losing a decent amount of money. Trust me kids, lose money first THEN make money

Ahhh. Yes I see... it makes sense: “make money” you say.... yes... yes, of course! it’s so obvious now: “The key to success in options trading is to end with more money then one began with!” I shall try this new strategy, this “making money”. Quickly! Spread the word my friend! This will change the whole sub!

Wish the last statement was true

Came to post this response. Glad you beat me to it

Or whatever

Basically been Ford's motto for the past decade

Is Facebook a monopoly?

If by monopoly you mean pointless game that goes on forever then yes senator it is.

Not gonna confirm or deny I went all in

It already spiked today. You couldn’t post this yesterday?

Any suggestions for iPhone users?

IB

And?

littering

Can’t go negative buying calls, but he definitely could have sold some puts!

Oh hush you. We're here for lottery tickets, not sensible money

No from the land of upsidedown - Australia

How can i make money off of dijeridoos?

No you both

Us three?

Because June is when Canda is scheduled to vote on legalization and today was the day the last parlaiment report was scheduled to be released.

I don't know anything about that.

That's the big worry imo, especially if iran stuff heats up. I could see this being good for TSLA and bad for F

Tesla has never been limited by demand. It’s always been production. Model 3 have like a 2 year back log

Depends on who you ask, 1980.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

What if it's Russian style roulette with a .45?

Lmao

I keep telling myself this. Now that I'm actually paying attention to taking profit it seems like every time I get out too early, but getting out too early is better than getting out too late.

U r not the only one who is feeling getting out too early.

My account's at $30,032.24 right now. Figured that information was irrelevant to what I was trying to show.

Yeah that's true I was just being a faggot dw

Nobody tell him

Theta?

Um. I have calls on RH and Schwab.

You have calls on RH for a ticker that isn't even on RH? You win the stock market.

Marty, my dude, I can't take your advice seriously right now cause I just had my Buell worked on at the HOG shop, and those tards didn't even reconnect my clutch cable. I paid them; they gave me the keys; I tried to ride off....nothin. No clutch engagement whatsoever. So, I went back to the counter and asked them if they test rode it after the maintenance. They said they did. Lol.

They bill over $90/hr too, what a joke. Obviously don’t go back to that place.

#MeToo

\#metoo

It's not for retirement or some shit, it's so you have an emergency fund that isn't 0 because you put all your money on NVDA calls the day before earnings

This. Gonna suck pulling out your ETF money when its down that month but you need it.

Bought 500 shares on Monday and 150 after the earnings dip. Sold yesterday

Congrats on the gains. That's was a good point to sell. I saw it break through the $39.30 resistance and continue trending up so I decided to hold. The next big resistance point is at $42, and I can absolutely see it hitting that by next week. I'll likely cover some profits there. For me personally, the potential rewards far outweigh the risks.

B

$185

In my experience they make the best.

this. people still think overconfident loud moron = great exec and introspective, thoughtful autist = bad exec while 99% of the time it’s the exact opposite

*choked the dog thinking about sorority girls all day

Poor dog :(

Yeah, I don't think he's attached to the money. If I remember correctly, he said that being rich after a certain point (like 10mil) is just a scoreboard; your quality of life doesn't change much. He also added that *just* having wealth was boring.

No way it's 10 million. There are people in local neighborhoods worth that.

Recent stuff said logistical issues getting equipment and 1k plus laid off with more coming

Idk the market did but react as much as o thought it would.

No one in this sub knows what that word means.

I thought it's like achieving nirvana.

I base my investment decisions around what the market does, not what the market purports that it does.

I have no idea what you are talking about lol

I’m about 20lbs overweight is the Dow25k diet plan right for me?

Depends. Are you suicidal?

Also I'd be too terrified to sleep on my positions

That's why god made amphetamines

Ahh I see. I want to take some practice tests online for fun. Know where I can find some?

Probably YouTube

Yes.

Everything bounces back unless it goes bankrupt or never recovers. VRX, Enron, Lehman

We don’t read posts here, just headlines.

Nice DD

???

Dochdoch

I mean, Warren Buffet doesn't pay attention to analysts, why should anyone else?

That's correct, but the guy above you said financial data not analysts. Buffet is well known for closing himself in and poring over a company's books from top to bottom.

Really that’s a sweet deal, check is in the mail.

But if I lose you money I still get my 3%, cause yknow I spent a lot of my time losing you money.

Damn I did not know that. I just read the FAQs on their website.

You used to be right. They started doing it a few years ago, but for a variety of reasons, they quit, then they started selling order flow again recently

SWA flyers are seemingly extremely loyal

Agree. I always check southwest first because the flexibility for free cancelation

I’d wait for Icahn to exit for hlf short

Great point. He’ll be gone in 3 months

Before or after earnings?

yes

Why don't I what?

Care less than you care, because you could

Really? It makes me hard

Those aren't mutually exclusive, my man.

Either that, or he finally watched Marley & Me and was stricken with grief.

I'll never watch it. No eternal grief for me

Let's see you beat OPGIX faggot.

Short $DCK

Very few websites put ads in between pics of your barely legal college titties. I'm not saying long snap but they do make decent money on advertising now.

Until dickster comes out and is the new app of the masses for a while.