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Are you bullish on oil prices? When is the next OPEC or production announcement?	Oil prices are highest since 2014\+ Iran fear.
Oh no this faggot downvoted my precious reddit comment, whatever will I do now	You can start by looking at an actual [chart.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdBi05BX4AQpeXA.jpg:large)
Films called Margin Call, good watch	Indeed, we need more [margin call](https://youtu.be/Hhy7JUinlu0) gifs on this sub.
You fooled me. Are you not in Tennessee?	I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian.
Komatsu and Kubota are eating up all their acreage.	Anecdotal, but I live in a midwestern farming town and everyone here uses JD. They are the only company with quality service centers around, which is almost more important than the equipment itself.
I think it is a sign for you to buy some yelp calls.	Good. Welcome to the Matrix.
Impossible, he's got 50% $MU. That's the soundest investment possible.	up 2% in premarket so basically its going to the moon
CATDOG Spread	have you wondered how catdog poops?
Well.... Satan probaby controls Rothchilds.	Who controls Satan?
You need a new job.	Or just need to start sucking those dicks a little quicker?
with plays of $13, riiiight...	Commercial scalloper. This boat made 12.2 million last year.
Me bagholding COKE right now.	go back to snorting it
There's more than just one of us?!	http://breakthroughknoxville.com/run_for_autism0.aspx
Yes. There is actually a ton of money that can be made on low volume options. A friend of mine who works for Sachs once mentioned that there is a whole department in Sachs which buys options on the day of expiration from people who are desperately trying to get rid of their ITM options.	Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission?
I bought some mfuking calls. Shoutout to the brother with the fresh takes.	Yeah, that was solid DD. Hopefully it keeps recovering.
Options max pain already taking hold today. There is going to be at least one 1-2% down day this week if not worse. I think we go higher from there though once we get past this week.	I was thinking it'd happen later in the week, if at all. This is nice.
God speed.	My 7/20 call from Friday is up like 75%. I should sell now, buuuut if the stock rebounds after the call...
watch out, that contract is worth 0.26	YOLO
What a disgrace.	Pathetic
That bullshit story smells like it came straight from the Air Force.	Yeah it did and it isnt wrong.
Thank God for the Israeli Palestinian conflict	Don’t forget the new joint global weapons testing and demonstrations ground, formerly known as Syria 😂
Imagine being one of the people who owns a Tesla when they go outta business and there’s no one to service them and all the Tesla charging stations close. ...bet you’ll be able to buy used ones for like $1K on Craigslist	the Delaers might help .... o right.
praying for you bro.	Praying 🙏 fapping 🍆dying 💀
Spen ten racks on a new chain.	My bih luh do cokaine
Why?	The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business.
unsurprisingly premature	Sheila?
Dude I have 10 cent margin call from RH. Screenshotted, lol	ha! you beat me. :)
Hey someone’s gotta loose money for everyone else to make it	gotta love loose money
Only 10 at .335 AVG Cost.	Hope that’s at least 50% of your holdings
Mitch from down the street, cool dude, fucks a lotta girls from what I've heard	Nice
What kind of profits have you been seeing?	Started with 5k about a year ago and sitting at 6k right now. I'm starting to get more confident with my trades and see more consistent returns. The first 6 months I was basically just breaking even.
Thought I saw resistance around 272-273, was hoping to jump in for some short term gains and the number of green days in a row added a bit of confidence to my thoughts. Am I right? Probably not. Did I double down? Absolutely.	What are your other positions? And why didn't you also sell SPY calls for that sweet sweet premium?
I greed bought into CRON at the absolute high point so far I think and I'm still down like 20&#37; even though it's doing so good.	#metoo
how about 6 more years of trump, then 8 years of the z u c c?	sprinkle some kanye on top of that
I bought in @ $.35 :/ Looking for some more travel upwards... Maybe an AM spike?	Wouldn't be surprised if we hit 24 tomorrow. It was way oversold out of fear.
your an animal. I am jelly. Faggot.	😘
Lol that's basically it...manual releases are so 2000 and late	How has this not been a lawsuit yet?
Better have been a Snoopdeville.	I like the cuttys and el dorados myself but I'd fuck with the coupe.
Welcome to Toronto. S'all good, I get paid nice for it... plus my mama dont wanna move closer to my work so I am stuck wherever her basement is.	If it pays nice, shouldn't you be able to live alone?
I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian.	Cherokee and chataw
4 big trades coming tomorrow!	lmao
No it's about the discovery of the mortgage crisis by a bank and they position themselves to be on top of the shit show rather than lose all their money	“There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”
https://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/business-jokes/the-three-envelopes-fpr7cdzxes	That's a good one. Never heard it before.
Nah man, they loved betting on horses, that's old school rich people shit like regattas and complaining about the estate tax. This is about betting on sports for the unwashed masses.	because they unwashed masses are exempt from the death penalty and can’t buy guns? lmao
heh, 3.05 is not substantially different than 3.0. Realistically 3.5-4.0 is going to start having impacts but the yield curve is the most important metric to really look at	Bonds are so boring though. I just want to ignore them
The joke is pretending to be retarded?	It’s what we do here
Sell when over $56	Tnx bb
So cremation is priced in? /s	crispy tendies included
How do I buy stock in whores?	Ticker GS
Oh true, was calculating percent off a $300/share entry. Forgot they dipped today	Pffft
Same here but 5/15	unzips pant
Dressed like a lesbian with a bad hair cut you know it	You look like you belong on /r/latestagecapitalism
He's already been waiting 90 days.	This is my second or third one too. I'd rather take a 90 day daytrading ban than lose a ton of money.
Made 10% on a quick daily today. There's plenty of intraday movement.	whats your enter and exit indicator?
ou	Everyone in this comment chain should be sterilized.
Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission?	Yeah a department store name Goldman Sachs. They might soon open in your neighborhood. And yes, they are making footwear out of virtual paper certificates. Not good quality though. He makes a commission for every sale of the said footwear. /s
The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business.	Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.'
So what, keep the kid forever? Wait till his value goes back up? What's a good margin on a 12 year old?	It’ll expire worthless if the kid died
I bought my first call ever. NVDA $300 call exp. 7/20 and I am down 40%. Will it go up?	lmao no
Petroleum jelly? 🤔I wonder what you use that for...	Breakfast.
Here, I had to look up my forgotten password and log in just to downvote you because there is literally nothing in this post.	Precisely! No one gives a shit, OP :).
What do you mean by new fro? I guess it's more volatile than people think.	CEO FUCKING autocorrect
Call him a fag, and bend him over the desk!	Yes, give him a proper spanking
Why are you doing this? It would be easier to kick yourself in the nuts and be over with it.	Getting fucked on FDs last week felt so good I thought I'd do it again.
You have to understand...	They're not in it for the money
Not really, at least the crashes in other cases were caused by the driver/drivers so theyre self inflicted injuries, It's different when your autopilot fucks out and slams you full speed into another car	It was probably NVDA or MU 's fault somehow.
This workplace isn’t fair! I can’t trade but you can??	My sister works in HR and says everyone is so terrified of them they just leave them alone for the most part
Dada. No but they help you get it if you want it.	What's your Chinese language level at? What do they need it to be on the app?
7%. I am bullish on defence overall.	Damn dude what do you do for work to amass a 770k folio. And yeah with Trump, long defense is obvious.
Your cousin in hospital. Wire me $12,500USD so he no get more AIDs from doctor.	PMed
Old news faggot, try not reposting from 2016	I really love this news feed simply for the vicious responses. I haven’t seen someone willing to type out the extra three letter to spell faggot instead of fag in a while it’s refreshing
Article says it's not for user stories, only 'shows' from partner companies like NBC.	Oh, so the videos no one watches anyway
What % are you up	Like 30ish. I've realized $2,500 profit and I have $5k in calls that I'm gonna let ride through the end of this month.
Damn she hot. That other blonde lady who sometimes runs business flash. Hot damn...	\>tfw no Naked Finance News
I’m still waiting on CMG to drop	wait hahahahahahah they never dropped. shitty mexican food trading a 64x earning...how many mexicans live in the us now jesus christ
Hello There, 900 year old frog with dyslexia	2000675-2018=900. Welcome to wsb
how? did you just talk to support?	Yeah called them frequently lol.
Seems to work :D	Until it doesn’t and your options position expires worthless. Avoid buying OTM calls, seriously.
What’s risk?	bby dnt hurt me
I fucked this up and now I'm on PDT hold.	Shitty I made that mistake once. It was a long 90 days. I have since turned back on my robinhood protection and lose money all the way down.
You should turn the page on that tax plan and see what it has in store for you.	Please tell me because like the Dems passing the bible that is Obamacare, I didn't read that shit.
Where you go? The German beer hall?	Kiosk in America, natch.
lmao wtf are you worried about	not much really just sucks coulda bought 4% cheaper.
Can't colour over black	yes you can. use a laser.
Expiration is may 18th	If you've got 5/18 expiration, definitely sell before earnings to be safe. I've got 5/25 and i'm gonna hold out through earnings. Even if it drops (which it probably will), i'll catch the runup from the next week.
I feel you bro	feels good
Picked up a few to test the waters. Up 9% at the moment.	Wtf did you ask for if you were gonna do it anyway
Sell mu before er. Thats not an opinion thats a rule.woops sorry didn’t realize im a faggot	Thanks for the good advice! Err.. I mean.. fuck off cuck
I could eat a peach for hours	I like your style.
Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.'	I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. It wasn't a margin call only because the Company's creditors were too stupid to realize that the Company's portfolio was actually worth less than the debt, which should have triggered a margin call. What they did in the movie was like a preemptive margin call.
Yes, give him a proper spanking	Show him you're the boss of this gym
Wtf lmao. Cash machine.	They only own 40% of epic games
False. Slow boil. We don't notice a thing	People are actually paying money to put listening devices into their homes.
he mustn't have seen the lines	he needs to understand
Implying every 'account ' posted anywhere online isn't just shitty modified HTML. There is no proof of anything on the internet. At least you tried.	Pretty sure robinhood uses the native UI elements, whether iOS or Android
I got banned there recently for commenting on their “stocks are for rich people” circlejerk and telling them Its their fault their uneducated and financially illiterate. I guess taking ownership of your life isn’t high on their list of blame others for your own problems checklist.	Oh I got banned a long time ago, and I didn't even say anything that I thought would be offensive. But anything that you do to try and educate someone on that subreddit is taken as a grave offense. They banned me for literally teaching them basic economics. They suck hahaha
I just got calls for Friday and need 40.38 to break even so I'll be good	Me too. I bought at $41.50 or so :(
Higher chance of dropping out?	Simple just don't drop out, problem solved.
Inb4: he still has until Friday for the price to go back up. If you’re gonna hold on to a losing trade and risk early assignment on your short leg you deserve to be early assigned.	so? his broker will just auto exercise his long leg
I’m down	2 inch penis club members unite!

Are you bullish on oil prices? When is the next OPEC or production announcement?

Oil prices are highest since 2014\+ Iran fear.

Oh no this faggot downvoted my precious reddit comment, whatever will I do now

You can start by looking at an actual [chart.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdBi05BX4AQpeXA.jpg:large)

Films called Margin Call, good watch

Indeed, we need more [margin call](https://youtu.be/Hhy7JUinlu0) gifs on this sub.

You fooled me. Are you not in Tennessee?

I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian.

Komatsu and Kubota are eating up all their acreage.

Anecdotal, but I live in a midwestern farming town and everyone here uses JD. They are the only company with quality service centers around, which is almost more important than the equipment itself.

I think it is a sign for you to buy some yelp calls.

Good. Welcome to the Matrix.

Impossible, he's got 50% $MU. That's the soundest investment possible.

up 2% in premarket so basically its going to the moon

CATDOG Spread

have you wondered how catdog poops?

Well.... Satan probaby controls Rothchilds.

Who controls Satan?

You need a new job.

Or just need to start sucking those dicks a little quicker?

with plays of $13, riiiight...

Commercial scalloper. This boat made 12.2 million last year.

Me bagholding COKE right now.

go back to snorting it

There's more than just one of us?!

http://breakthroughknoxville.com/run_for_autism0.aspx

Yes. There is actually a ton of money that can be made on low volume options. A friend of mine who works for Sachs once mentioned that there is a whole department in Sachs which buys options on the day of expiration from people who are desperately trying to get rid of their ITM options.

Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission?

I bought some mfuking calls. Shoutout to the brother with the fresh takes.

Yeah, that was solid DD. Hopefully it keeps recovering.

Options max pain already taking hold today. There is going to be at least one 1-2% down day this week if not worse. I think we go higher from there though once we get past this week.

I was thinking it'd happen later in the week, if at all. This is nice.

God speed.

My 7/20 call from Friday is up like 75%. I should sell now, buuuut if the stock rebounds after the call...

watch out, that contract is worth 0.26

YOLO

What a disgrace.

Pathetic

That bullshit story smells like it came straight from the Air Force.

Yeah it did and it isnt wrong.

Thank God for the Israeli Palestinian conflict

Don’t forget the new joint global weapons testing and demonstrations ground, formerly known as Syria 😂

Imagine being one of the people who owns a Tesla when they go outta business and there’s no one to service them and all the Tesla charging stations close. ...bet you’ll be able to buy used ones for like $1K on Craigslist

the Delaers might help .... o right.

praying for you bro.

Praying 🙏 fapping 🍆dying 💀

Spen ten racks on a new chain.

My bih luh do cokaine

Why?

The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business.

unsurprisingly premature

Sheila?

Dude I have 10 cent margin call from RH. Screenshotted, lol

ha! you beat me. :)

Hey someone’s gotta loose money for everyone else to make it

gotta love loose money

Only 10 at .335 AVG Cost.

Hope that’s at least 50% of your holdings

Mitch from down the street, cool dude, fucks a lotta girls from what I've heard

Nice

What kind of profits have you been seeing?

Started with 5k about a year ago and sitting at 6k right now. I'm starting to get more confident with my trades and see more consistent returns. The first 6 months I was basically just breaking even.

Thought I saw resistance around 272-273, was hoping to jump in for some short term gains and the number of green days in a row added a bit of confidence to my thoughts. Am I right? Probably not. Did I double down? Absolutely.

What are your other positions? And why didn't you also sell SPY calls for that sweet sweet premium?

I greed bought into CRON at the absolute high point so far I think and I'm still down like 20&#37; even though it's doing so good.

#metoo

how about 6 more years of trump, then 8 years of the z u c c?

sprinkle some kanye on top of that

I bought in @ $.35 :/ Looking for some more travel upwards... Maybe an AM spike?

Wouldn't be surprised if we hit 24 tomorrow. It was way oversold out of fear.

your an animal. I am jelly. Faggot.

😘

Lol that's basically it...manual releases are so 2000 and late

How has this not been a lawsuit yet?

Better have been a Snoopdeville.

I like the cuttys and el dorados myself but I'd fuck with the coupe.

Welcome to Toronto. S'all good, I get paid nice for it... plus my mama dont wanna move closer to my work so I am stuck wherever her basement is.

If it pays nice, shouldn't you be able to live alone?

I thought for sure he was a South Cackalackian.

Cherokee and chataw

4 big trades coming tomorrow!

lmao

No it's about the discovery of the mortgage crisis by a bank and they position themselves to be on top of the shit show rather than lose all their money

“There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat.”

https://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/business-jokes/the-three-envelopes-fpr7cdzxes

That's a good one. Never heard it before.

Nah man, they loved betting on horses, that's old school rich people shit like regattas and complaining about the estate tax. This is about betting on sports for the unwashed masses.

because they unwashed masses are exempt from the death penalty and can’t buy guns? lmao

heh, 3.05 is not substantially different than 3.0. Realistically 3.5-4.0 is going to start having impacts but the yield curve is the most important metric to really look at

Bonds are so boring though. I just want to ignore them

The joke is pretending to be retarded?

It’s what we do here

Sell when over $56

Tnx bb

So cremation is priced in? /s

crispy tendies included

How do I buy stock in whores?

Ticker GS

Oh true, was calculating percent off a $300/share entry. Forgot they dipped today

Pffft

Same here but 5/15

*unzips pant*

Dressed like a lesbian with a bad hair cut you know it

You look like you belong on /r/latestagecapitalism

He's already been waiting 90 days.

This is my second or third one too. I'd rather take a 90 day daytrading ban than lose a ton of money.

Made 10% on a quick daily today. There's plenty of intraday movement.

whats your enter and exit indicator?

ou

Everyone in this comment chain should be sterilized.

Like the department store? Are they making shoes out of the worthless paper certificates or some shit now? Does he make commission?

Yeah a department store name Goldman Sachs. They might soon open in your neighborhood. And yes, they are making footwear out of virtual paper certificates. Not good quality though. He makes a commission for every sale of the said footwear. /s

The average viewer has no idea what a margin call is. Maybe vaguely that it has something to do with stocks. Which sounds boring to someone not in the business.

Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.'

So what, keep the kid forever? Wait till his value goes back up? What's a good margin on a 12 year old?

It’ll expire worthless if the kid died

I bought my first call ever. NVDA $300 call exp. 7/20 and I am down 40%. Will it go up?

lmao no

Petroleum jelly? 🤔I wonder what you use that for...

Breakfast.

Here, I had to look up my forgotten password and log in just to downvote you because there is literally nothing in this post.

Precisely! No one gives a shit, OP :).

What do you mean by new fro? I guess it's more volatile than people think.

CEO FUCKING autocorrect

Call him a fag, and bend him over the desk!

Yes, give him a proper spanking

Why are you doing this? It would be easier to kick yourself in the nuts and be over with it.

Getting fucked on FDs last week felt so good I thought I'd do it again.

You have to understand...

They're not in it for the money

Not really, at least the crashes in other cases were caused by the driver/drivers so theyre self inflicted injuries, It's different when your autopilot fucks out and slams you full speed into another car

It was probably NVDA or MU 's fault somehow.

This workplace isn’t fair! I can’t trade but you can??

My sister works in HR and says everyone is so terrified of them they just leave them alone for the most part

Dada. No but they help you get it if you want it.

What's your Chinese language level at? What do they need it to be on the app?

7%. I am bullish on defence overall.

Damn dude what do you do for work to amass a 770k folio. And yeah with Trump, long defense is obvious.

Your cousin in hospital. Wire me $12,500USD so he no get more AIDs from doctor.

PMed

Old news faggot, try not reposting from 2016

I really love this news feed simply for the vicious responses. I haven’t seen someone willing to type out the extra three letter to spell faggot instead of fag in a while it’s refreshing

Article says it's not for user stories, only 'shows' from partner companies like NBC.

Oh, so the videos no one watches anyway

What % are you up

Like 30ish. I've realized $2,500 profit and I have $5k in calls that I'm gonna let ride through the end of this month.

Damn she hot. That other blonde lady who sometimes runs business flash. Hot damn...

\>tfw no Naked Finance News

I’m still waiting on CMG to drop

wait hahahahahahah they never dropped. shitty mexican food trading a 64x earning...how many mexicans live in the us now jesus christ

Hello There, 900 year old frog with dyslexia

2000675-2018=900. Welcome to wsb

how? did you just talk to support?

Yeah called them frequently lol.

Seems to work :D

Until it doesn’t and your options position expires worthless. Avoid buying OTM calls, seriously.

What’s risk?

bby dnt hurt me

I fucked this up and now I'm on PDT hold.

Shitty I made that mistake once. It was a long 90 days. I have since turned back on my robinhood protection and lose money all the way down.

You should turn the page on that tax plan and see what it has in store for you.

Please tell me because like the Dems passing the bible that is Obamacare, I didn't read that shit.

Where you go? The German beer hall?

Kiosk in America, natch.

lmao wtf are you worried about

not much really just sucks coulda bought 4% cheaper.

Can't colour over black

yes you can. use a laser.

Expiration is may 18th

If you've got 5/18 expiration, definitely sell before earnings to be safe. I've got 5/25 and i'm gonna hold out through earnings. Even if it drops (which it probably will), i'll catch the runup from the next week.

I feel you bro

feels good

Picked up a few to test the waters. Up 9% at the moment.

Wtf did you ask for if you were gonna do it anyway

Sell mu before er. Thats not an opinion thats a rule.woops sorry didn’t realize im a faggot

Thanks for the good advice! Err.. I mean.. fuck off cuck

I could eat a peach for hours

I like your style.

Doubly stupid that this movie really has nothing to do with a margin call. It's like 'hey we don't know what to call this movie, let's pick some random trading term.'

I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. It wasn't a margin call only because the Company's creditors were too stupid to realize that the Company's portfolio was actually worth less than the debt, which *should* have triggered a margin call. What they did in the movie was like a preemptive margin call.

Yes, give him a proper spanking

Show him you're the boss of this gym

Wtf lmao. Cash machine.

They only own 40% of epic games

False. Slow boil. We don't notice a thing

People are actually paying money to put listening devices into their homes.

he mustn't have seen the lines

he *needs* to understand

Implying every 'account ' posted anywhere online isn't just shitty modified HTML. There is no proof of anything on the internet. At least you tried.

Pretty sure robinhood uses the native UI elements, whether iOS or Android

I got banned there recently for commenting on their “stocks are for rich people” circlejerk and telling them Its their fault their uneducated and financially illiterate. I guess taking ownership of your life isn’t high on their list of blame others for your own problems checklist.

Oh I got banned a long time ago, and I didn't even say anything that I thought would be offensive. But anything that you do to try and educate someone on that subreddit is taken as a grave offense. They banned me for literally teaching them basic economics. They suck hahaha

I just got calls for Friday and need 40.38 to break even so I'll be good

Me too. I bought at $41.50 or so :(

Higher chance of dropping out?

Simple just don't drop out, problem solved.

Inb4: he still has until Friday for the price to go back up. If you’re gonna hold on to a losing trade and risk early assignment on your short leg you deserve to be early assigned.

so? his broker will just auto exercise his long leg

I’m down

2 inch penis club members unite!