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Yeah but the garbage is only trash if you sell.
Jesus said that right?
Better Call Margin
Holy shit
>Why would you buy calls $3 in the money?
It's like buying the stock with leverage
US markets don't even have a lunch break. Don't bitch
other markets have lunch breaks wtf
Just curious, what prompted you to buy them back at close?
Price action at end of the day and the way it bounced of off 160 level. 160 was resistance before and became (after yesterday) a support level.
Literally my only concern. There is no way all of us could be right about something. Unless it's about the innocence of our boy Shkreli.
Mm i seem to remember everybody bitched and moaned and said “MEME STOCK!!!” the first time to $60, and when they were proven to be omega cucks, they silently 180’d and became stage 3 dildo concealing MU cheerleaders.
Same, I'm expecting it to be trading around $60 in 20 days
$68
Dude sell the 5/18s what are you doing??
Planning to at open
really stupid take
You're a Celtics fan; your opinion is irrelevant.
but didn't Tepper increase his MU ?
Yes and he bought an NFL team
Data looks pretty good from ASCO abstracts, I bet its up tomorrow
i might miss the rocket. send the moonpeople my best
We shall see. July calls are just about even using intrinsic value so I need the run to continue to start making real gains on those. Tempted to roll up to Jan calls but I’m hoping this will run more first. My (what I thought was conservative at the time) PT for July was $75 with what I thought was a reasonable stretch goal of $85
Investment ≠ speculation. Says the broke highschool student to a millionaire. What is Reddit.
Less risk, recession proof, room for reasonable growth (in business terms), low volatility, dividends, durable competitive advantage, capital, high credit rating
Good reasons to buy underlying not june calls
Literally
https://johorbahru.okit2…2/trainphoto.jpg
Bitch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo
I focus on immigrants, you know, once they find out they're getting a home they sign where you tell them to sign.
Way to dream big.
The important thing is he isn't going to bitch about the system.
lol. they bought it.
Top post is asking for sources.
Asking for a friend, do wash sales apply the same way to unexercised options as they do to stock?
Yes.
With Alzheimer
That developed after the stroke...
Soooo buy puts?
I don’t know, I wouldn’t, yet. I’d be taking some profits though.
I've already got one of those, hence my username lol. I bought my dream house last year, before I got into trading. I make 12.5x more than that trade per year, doing something im passionate about.
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I think he does this often.
Lol he's a weirdo.
Market cap, earnings growth and forward p/e higher than Amazon's.
Isn't that akin to comparing Apple to a fruit basket
It is shut I’m typing
This entire exchange was brilliant...
It is completely retarded.
You own 100 shares of amd. you know it always hits $13 then drops back to $10. So you know you want to sell at $13. Instead of setting a sell order at $13 you can just sell a covered call. Someone will pay you like $5 to sell all 100 of your shares at $13 by the end of the week. Unless the price is still under $13 then nothing happens and you pocket $5.
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Buy high and sell low homie
That's for pussies. Buy high and let expire OTM worthless.
Haha right? My thoughts exactly. Too bad I'm a degenerate. Oh well, I couldn't do it any other way.
I take my degenerate winnings and put them in V. Keeps me from getting too leveraged so I still get the rush of big portfolio swings without putting it all on the line. I stay at about 25% value in options and 75% stock equity, most of which is V or NVDA.
The price is pretty close and it's not the dumbest thing we've seen
What would be the dumbest thing we've seen?
It’s only a loss if you sell. Stay strong bby.
Or the stock goes to $0 I guess.
People blindly followed the shitty mix tape.
12 month PT is 350, not too stupid to think it will drop short term, which it will. It just needs a catalyst.
Goodbye
https://youtu.be/vjcp1klct6M?t=5
The day wsb isn’t declaring a bull market is the day we should probably run for the hills
It'll probably happen here first because people are talented at losing money, so its sort of an early predictor. Once WSB says the market is going bye bye, we all run before the others catch up!
Yep you're the guy. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/803y46/rtrd_wsb_etf_week_13_not_much_has_happened
I'm offended that someone had to go and check
short term, just because economy is doing great. as far as I know I don't see any 'modernization' or push towards an online platform that major brick and mortar retailers like $TGT $WMT $BBY are doing. On top of that, Amazon Fashion is eating their market share. next crash and Macy will hurt even worse than '08
Up over 2% in premarket
But also one more, the call writer
How do you know they're all one entity? Could've been a multiple of people filling that order.
I should have sold at .20 this morning \- thinking tomorrow it goes over strike.
I'm betting on it dropping now. We'll see. AMD over $13 is a rare and short lived game.
Tell me you got in before that jump!
im fucked
But how does this affect MU
If you only had $17 of buying power left after yoloing MU like me you can buy 1 option that expires tomorrow w/ a strike of 71.5 maybe 72 when i get done typing.
TPL is not actually a REIT, it’s a royalty trust.
yeah, they are using the cashflow from the royalties to buy back shares.
Where is the $muicide thread at ?
Dude it’s down 70 cents, chill
Did the orders actually fill at 0.01?
No, I bought them yesterday midday, but at morning bell the glitch shows -99%. I gambled and got lucky.
I bought puts on Macy’s yesterday when it was up 10.5%. I sold at the end of day for a loss. Literally no profit taking yesterday.
Good on you for setting your exits. Takes discipline especially when red.
going over the margin limit, nice
some fuk niqqa exercised my calls
Did WeChat used to be QQ? QQ was the big one over there when I was there.
QQ is the AIM-esque old school IM. We chat is the mobile social app. But yes they are both developed by Tencent
I’m assuming the 3% production hit worried Wall Street a bit
That’s as disappointing but also only a one time hit; it will make 4q18 guidance look massive, too
Yea, you know, like how Tesla is doing well because of the 'Things that go VROOM' field
Bahahahahhaha
The price average was $1.77 or so for those calls. The $1.99 was the current bid/ask at close. It would be 200,000 shares not 2,000.
Tell me you unloaded these at the open PLEASE
They had a JV partnership 4 a long time u dum dum.
They still do, just no longer with NAND
I love you both
I love you all!
look man I'm not asking for much. All I need is for my SPY puts to go up 90%. that's it
Kinda crazy it went green. Sorry about that. I'm short the market as well.
I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6.
Just fucking torrent it like everyone else in this world.
I can’t decide here; i really want to jump in with a few calls But i’ve watched nearly everyone get cucked with calls on earnings lately.
Buy shares?
Yeah. Infinity dollars minus $4.95. Be realistic, OP. Imagine if I had infinite money and then had to lean over and give Schwab a five dollar bill... I wouldn’t have infinity dollars anymore. And he probably expect to keep the change.
If you take away 5 from Infinity, it's still infinite. You're treating infinity as a finite number that can be taken from, but it can't lower infinity, even if you take from it.
Big boys like me can get margin on options
See I know you are broke because if you had money you would know how these things work and that is literally impossible not a single broker allows it because options are not marginable securities
Isn't that the guy from Weezer?
No, it's the guy that tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne
yeah MSFT had about a 7 min window to sell calls first thing in the morning for profit before it all went away and never came back
I realized what was going on and sold for breakeven that morning just minutes before it tanked. Freaked me out haha
It's 1/3rd of the open interest on that strike. How do you not get fucked on the execution? Where's the bid gonna come from?
Market makers will eat it up if it's on sale, you may have to sell a few pennies lower but they're getting an arbitrage, that's the whole point of why market makers exist. They'll skim the pennies and make money on the total volume of transactions.
Literally has 'inaudible' in their username you asshat.
Usernames never lie.
Ouch.
Where’s the rope
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A stronger dollar is bad for a company if it gets most of its profits abroad (because if you make the same amount of euros in profit, it's smaller in dollars). So I don't know how much of Visa's profits is in the US, but it could be bad.
right, I don't know how much is foreign either. I guess it's in their quarterlies
It was the best of times. It was the autism of times.
A Tale of Two Tendies
If you had bought in 2011 you'd be singing a different tune.
That's the problem, it was still expensive relative to income then
Faggot
I wish, then I'd have more options than I do right now
I have some insight on Krogers tech, AMA
Is it good?
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Just letting you know I jumped in the water today and sold some otm calls that expire tomorrow haha
Yeah, he is fucked.
Good to see someone else get fucked. I got murdered on CSCO last night. Good means bad and bad means good, I think I can YOLO correctly now, until it all changes again next week.
I LOL’d at that part. Good shit
Lmao how do you lease a fucking '09? Should have been a sub prime 72 month loan at $400 on a used '09.
per month I pay 600 toward my loan amount, 180 to the month in interest, like 280 for escrow which is money I would need to pay if I owned my house. For instance if I have no loan I would still have to pay Home Insurance and Taxes 1-2 times a year.
Gotcha, thanks a lot!
Too far OTM, I'd go with 60s, that's a lot more obtainable.
Makes sense, already have some 52.5 and 56’s that should be gtg leading up to ER
over 50...
love your post, I'm having a good day, having held out.
It is not that there is no untapped market, it is that Visa has no inherent advantage to take those markets. You just assume V will do well in countries where they have negligible presence now. The problem is that the barrier to entry is so fucking low any country worth a damn could start their own credit card company. Japan has her own JCB, China has UnionPay, India has RuPay. What can Visa offer that the local competitors can't?
Barrier to entry is not low. That’s the whole point. Visa has the infrastructure to do it cheaply. It takes more than you think. Teams of lawyers dealing with regulatory concerns, data centers. Other firms can do it, but can they do it as cheaply as Visa?
...OK. I guess my question now is, who the hell buys calls that expire in one day?
usually it's a big firms algos, but I buy 0-1 day spx options everyday
Looks like its trying to go back up right now
Plenty of time grass hopper between now and July. Its ok to let trades go if the setup isn't right. If this goes above 57, onto the next one!
Happens every time lmao
Yup.
This. It looks like it has more to fall before support.
IC's
It always seems like the modern version of astrology ^_^
once you start losing money you'll want to read everything to figure out why
Has he reached mod status ?
He’s pushing admin levels of autism
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You must be young.
I admit I'm always thinking about T&A. (Note: that does not necessarily mean technical analysis).
Still knowing you r 7figs down from a month ago isn’t easy to swallow
Your mom has swallowed down 7 figs
Usernames never lie.
No it doesn’t :)
Is it good?
Their warehouse and inventory system is old and not very automated. Requires a lot of human intervention.
Update pls! This is murder!!!
Hopefully he closed his position yesterday realized profits.
Gotcha, thanks. So IV is more of a relative measure, compared to the past?
IV is a current measure but it's pretty useless without knowing the historic IV. Just like price, if a stock is selling for $40 and that's the only number you have, it's pretty useless unless you can see where it's been.
About 250k
Give him some time and he'll be up to about tree fiddy.
Didn’t lose as much as I thought he would tbh
What was the price when he posted?
You're talking about now or back in 2008?
Both? It’s called geographic diversification.
trade wars incoming, sorry bud
Mmmmmmmmmm good and easy to win. Mmmmmmm
same
I bought JUN 15 60s yesterday :/
No, it's the guy that tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne
no it's Matt Damon after he ran into a plate glass window
Dude it’s down 70 cents, chill
For real. These pussies should be thanking the gods of gains that they are being presented with a dip to buy.
No
*nurph*
That's the point. That way you always have infinite money while also spending infinite money.
Unless the rate of spending infinite money is the same rate at which your infinite money grows, then you're just at net 0.
30 minutes later and RIP my $5
IQ tax
Good call dude
Three in a row now. When will my tendies return?
Link to thread by chance?
Short version, he lost it all.
Just letting you know I jumped in the water today and sold some otm calls that expire tomorrow haha
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Its childhood and the laws of physics Bro.
Yeah..... magic.