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Abbvie already [shit the bed.](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/abbvie-stock-tumbles-11-on-disappointing-results-for-cancer-drug-acquired-in-58-billion-deal-2018-03-22) It is up around 9 - 10% in the past five days, which does not seem stable if we are thinking about the short term. However, in the long run it should be fine.	Will keep on my watchlist but I have no more money to buy. Need to liquidate some of my own options if it comes to that.
DELET THIS	NEPHEW
AWS is shit tier compared to Google Cloud these days	Lol nope, you clearly haven't used it
Survey says...?	NVDA currently up 3.74 to 230.05 out of nowhere.
Why stop there? Take that money to tastyworks. If he’s right on SPX 3-4 times in a row from 1.00 or less to 10.00 a contract all in everytime he’ll have a $1,000,000	Them log returns.
Thanks for the advice. I already max my IRA yearly.	Yeah i am much more conservative than you in terms of closing positions in it quickly but i am solely trading in my ira.
Is it that hard to atleast pretend to be professional? He has nothing to gain from acting like an asshat and plenty to lose.	He owns 27% of Tesla and thats usually a big enough block to do what he needs to do.
Yeah fb dating is odd, my mom has single friends friends.. we might have mutual friends... should get weird fast.	Do people who are looking for a date really want the other person to see all their family/friends profiles and facebook posts?
What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon.	Their email support is worse than useless. Calling them is the only way to have anything resembling an intelligent process.
How did you get access to this level? Did you just ask for advanced options trading?	Robinhood will give options to anyone with a pulse, just apply
NVDA?	ni🅱🅱a
Half way to the mythical 900% loss	LeVeRaGe
Do you think he's profiting off of the drop in share price, indirectly or otherwise?	Yes
sick quote	Its paraphrasing J Paul Getty: 'If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.'
Real nude, couple months ago. Face down ass up while binded at the ankles and hands tied behind her back or frontal? I have like 350+ pictures. We have lots of fun. But I am pretty confident in BABA, and we share pics sometimes anyways, so ain't no thang.	Pref back with face turned back. U can blur face if u want. But def back, regardless.
7.76 here after a 6.77 entry yesterday. Only a small position (60 shares), but I think I'll play a bit more if it dips back down below 7 again for a bit of hedging against my calls.	Right. Might even get some uvxy calls next time it dips
Discounted calls today, though, since it's dropped 4.5% since open.	I'm very tempted but the volatility has me spooked.
He looks unhealthy	Jim Cramer has been diseased for 15 years, he's being held up by nanotechnology plus machine learning systems maintained by Goldman Sachs. You can see it starting to break down when conversation moves away from pre determined talking points and them give him a redbull so he starts shaking.
Why Iron condors on TSLA? That's mainly what I'm wondering.	Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be outside of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here
God damn my dude that’s pretty brutal I bought back in around 2.50 so I’m just riding it out until the next 30-40% jump in a day	I see small jumps like that once or maybe even twice a quarter if lucky, but it also scares me. Haha, a failed pump and dump. I wonder if I can get down enough for the next jump but it's a decent size chunk of money to put down.
I really want to short, but that run up they had last week scared me.	It's already setting the new 52 week low. I feel like 10.50 is a stretch but also isn't. Just wondering if people think it'll reverse before then.
I hold that kind of stuff in my 401k and Roth Ira. It's safer for sure. Is my Robinhood account up more? Yes, but I have also taken a 25&#37; loss in a day before. Only trade with money you're okay with losing.	correct answer for this sub ^^^^
They'd have to actually be manufacturing them first, though.	No, they are happy to take payment for imaginary cars.
Nova Scotians.	He wouldn't dare
https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/992033877035307008	lmfao, youtubers rejoice, investors crying
vaginas, mostly	Mostly?
$F will give you a 'friends and neighbors' discount on their cars of you hold 100+ shares for 6 months or more. So no one here.	What about a call for 6 months in the future
With a bracket	True. Every broker ive used, including my current one (TDA) uses negative
I love you both	I love lamp.
Yeah I just use Google Sheets so I can update it from work or home.	Mind sharing? I would have no idea what functions would result in the last 4 columns.
Yep. Went to grab some calls, bought shares instead.	how high of a jump will it need to disregard iv
Mods, ban this fag	Jack Ma's 90ft. dong is going to hit his tonsils like a fucking punching bag tomorrow.
Kys	No u
Yeah I'm confused too	It's half the big publishers revenue and more.
it is if you have the RH Extra Autism DLC	Dear lord that was spot on
Set stop limit orders...	I'm an idiot and forgot to set them up. Mistakes are good teachers
It’s ~~Bernoulli~~ binomially distributed with n = 16, p = 0.005. Probability of getting 0 successes is 0.92293, so getting at least 1 success is 1 - 0.92293 = 0.07707.	yeah you right im dumb af
Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be outside of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here	Look into double diagonals to play earnings on those liquid stocks. I make the market gargle my balls with those.
IMO no, volatility rises quick but settles slowly. You need a string of non-bullshit days to make uvxy puts/svxy calls to work, compared to just one day like today to make uvxy calls work.	See my latest post, that's what I did and it sure settled nicely.
I closed my broker and started drinking... what happened?	my puts ate shit
Get money fag. 25k	U can take out a loan remove pdt yolo on fds. Then pay back the loan
Did you get it filled?	Nope. I didn't think there was much of a chance anyway.
Well considering Elon flat out said that they intend to be profitable this year, and considering their past historical curve of cap-ex during new model rollouts, I'd say you'll have your answer in the next few quarters.	Elon said they would be profitable IF they can produce 5000 cars/week. That is their path forward, if they can't do that, it's all over.
I sold a 165P 200C 5/4 strangle. Lost my options selling V-card. OOolala. Hope I don't get fucked.	How much did you get credited for that wide af straddle
lmao bro that was 100% a joke.	Oh. I forget I'm in wsb. I'm new to the naked option thing so it flies by me.
AMD will get there first ^^I ^^hope	[Oh you poor thing](http://i.imgur.com/3F9gZuB.gifv)
Is Vanguard bad? That's who my company uses.	Anyone who defaults to mutals is
Nah, his puppeteers probably just upped his Ambien dosage.	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOUAREGAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know right?	You planning to take profits?
🅱️ig 🅱️alls	REPORTED 🅱️ is hate speech
TIL confuscating is a word. I was ready to correct you, but turns out it’s legit	I googled it before I used it too. I wasn't sure if it was a real word or one my brain made up.
how about yellow? Do we like those?	Nope that would be insider trading. Jack Ma employs them all
That’s better than probably 90% of the population because you’re actually contributing to a 401k. Nothing to feel bad about if you’re living okay and still able to put money towards retirement. You’ve just budgeted well	Also fortunate to not only have a good salary but also be married to someone with a good salary. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it definitely buys security.
I use it because they blocked Spotify at my office, and I fucking hate it. The only reason they haven't blocked Pandora yet is because nobody uses it	Use your phone? Or a VPN?
Market is dumb right now. MSFT always drops at 93 and rises to 96. All i've been doing is buying $92 calls around 92.5-93.5 and sell when it rises. If anything its gonna breach 97 again and you'll make more Tendies.	Thanks, great method. I look forward to this working indefinitely into the future.
The funny thing about never giving credit, is that you'll always have a reason. Interesting how busy Obama seemingly was, having accomplished so much in the next guy's first year, never having been able to accomplish a single similar goal during his entire 8 years.	Everything that went wrong in Obama's presidency was Bush's fault. Everything going well with Trump's presidency is Obama's fault
Could you please fix your formatting so this doesn't look like the ramblings of an autistic 12 year old.	How else are the rest of us retards supposed to understand it if he does that?
Yeah you can try email if not just call customer service.	Sounds good boss, will give them a ring tomorrow. Are you sure that this is something they could do?
It’s worth more than $3 now	It is indeed
It's wealth redistribution.	You're fucking retarded. It's literally the opposite of wealth redistribution.
I don’t understand this why are people taking about “EA leaks are wrong” can one of you fags fill me in?	Same question here
Yeah, that's at $1mil, not 200k	but then you could make $10mil?
Facebook calls, Microsoft calls, spy puts, now spy calls. AAL puts.	FDs?
Haha, I'm already retarded!	Jokes on them!
Mostly?	Sometimes the vagina and the rectum become one.
I’ve been trying	It ain't workin.
He owns 27% of Tesla and thats usually a big enough block to do what he needs to do.	until there is a shareholder vote where 60% is owned by tutes. He is merely the CEO, which can be voted out. Ez
I mean the information is out there you just have to know what's a meme and what isn't	Hmmmm
or could be bought out by Tencent as a slap in the face to Trump.	Tencent doesn't care about politics or Trump. All they care about is micro-transaction tendies and anime tiddy.
I think the financial instrument generally used here is called insurance.	Crop insurance and futures can do the same thing
try me	Elon?
Fuck no	Why does it say Sprint in the top left then?
Trailing stops would be REALLY FUCKING NICE, BTW.	Does Tasty Trade offer trailing stop? Otherwise I might end up heading to TD.
I sold 5/18 $45 cash secured puts don't worry bby I'm good. I'll be very happy with my cost basis if I get assigned	I sold 45-40, let’s see if I can pick some for cheap
My gf, account balance $200, invited me, some nobody, and I got AAPL, and she got S. It's all luck. My two other referrals got me chesapeake and zynga	I also got chesapeake and Zynga 🤔🤔
Stop losses on options are a GREAT way to guarantee that most of your trades end as losers.	That applies to shares as well these days. The HFTs will go stop hunting and wreck your asshole good. Just look at $CHK for the past 3 days. People got wiped out on earnings day.
WTF. It was in the green and now red. What happened?	it really do be like that sometimes
Got 'em.	I thought he meant to make money 😂
You call that tendies? Fag.	That’s enough tendie money to feed me for a month.
Those are gonna be like $10 each so congrats!	I can tell you that it's not even close to being worth that much rn
Yeah, but you need 100 shares. At $100 a pop, you're spending 10,000 in order to get $50 - $250 in stateroom credit depending on how long your cruise is. If you bought 100 shares in '09 you're sitting pretty, but it's hard to buy in now.	Yeah not a great deal but someone might find value in it.
But unemployment rate...	A completely meaningless stat in today's reality where engineers work as baristas. Used to merely fool retail and lower IQ IBs
You cannot rally and fall at the same time.	You laugh but I tried shorting SPY this morning and that is failing meanwhile what I am long is also simultaneously losing altitude. Frickin' market.
The printing money wasn’t because of micro transactions it’s the massive sales they had that was most of it... also GTA had something those other games didn’t, offline single player.	Yea it sold well and broke records, but they are absolutely killing it with GTA online mtx...
Fuck. LONG GDDY	That's not the only thing that's long, amirite
I actually tough people in this sub weren’t retarded, go watch the context in which he said it	Saw it. Still a stupid thing to say
Man I don't understand statistics. What's wrong with my logic here: You have a 1/200 chance of getting Apple stock every time you refer a friend. He referred 16 friends. Each time you draw, you have a 1/200 chance of winning. 16*(1/200)= 8% chance of getting Apple stock at least once.	The other guy explained the math so hear is this. Think about a raffle of 1000 tickets and 5 of them give you apple stock. Your odds of winning by buying one raffle ticket are .5%. So if you buy 200 you should have 100% odds to win right? Well no, because there are 995 losers and you could be unlucky to buy 200 of them.
did you buy 5/4 calls yesterday before close? If so, enjoy your lambo, if not stop whining	I bought some long range deep OTM calls today with the hope that next phase progresses well.
what about now? hope you didnt sell...	I'm a fucking pussy and sold.... Fml
im a huge pussy and sold a 172.5 apple call the day after earnings for +30$ ...	I did the exact same. I thought locking in my gains was smart given how volatile the market has been lately.
I used snapchat lol	Short $SNAP
Uvxy 400 @ 14.70 this baby’s primed and ready	lol
They fucking opened at $3.2 too.	And hit 39$$$$ fuck
I'm serious. Proof. https://imgur.com/a/ieAKmFh	Uh that's awesome is that TOS? How did you get to the point they sent you a monkey?
Right, right, 1800 new preorders a day and nobody's converting or somehow this will screw up their revenues or future revenues for a car they're only starting to supply.	no but why not answer the question it's that that retarded jesus christ
they havent improved recently, you just finally reached their level of autism	You might be onto something
Isn’t that what you do when you fuck up?	I just fuck up even bigger so you forget about the first fuckup.
Lots of people gonna FOMO after the huge ass pop today, so obviously the market is gonna go down Monday.	I think the FOMO is already here today.
This is the kind of quality posts I come here for. I sincerely applaud /u/haupt91.	Poops, I make you this vow. So long as my heart beats, there will always be retarded shitposts on this subreddit. I promise you.
Go buy 190s for next Friday then. Thought not.	Might actually be a good idea.

Abbvie already [shit the bed.](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/abbvie-stock-tumbles-11-on-disappointing-results-for-cancer-drug-acquired-in-58-billion-deal-2018-03-22) It is up around 9 - 10% in the past five days, which does not seem stable if we are thinking about the short term. However, in the long run it should be fine.

Will keep on my watchlist but I have no more money to buy. Need to liquidate some of my own options if it comes to that.

DELET THIS

NEPHEW

AWS is shit tier compared to Google Cloud these days

Lol nope, you clearly haven't used it

Survey says...?

NVDA currently up 3.74 to 230.05 out of nowhere.

Why stop there? Take that money to tastyworks. If he’s right on SPX 3-4 times in a row from 1.00 or less to 10.00 a contract all in everytime he’ll have a $1,000,000

Them log returns.

Thanks for the advice. I already max my IRA yearly.

Yeah i am much more conservative than you in terms of closing positions in it quickly but i am solely trading in my ira.

Is it that hard to atleast pretend to be professional? He has nothing to gain from acting like an asshat and plenty to lose.

He owns 27% of Tesla and thats usually a big enough block to do what he needs to do.

Yeah fb dating is odd, my mom has single friends friends.. we might have mutual friends... should get weird fast.

Do people who are looking for a date really want the other person to see all their family/friends profiles and facebook posts?

What RH should have done is exercise the long put at the same time, like every other broker would do. That would have just taken my collateral and gone poof, no further hassle. Now I have to deal with rh support who apparently email via carrier pigeon.

Their email support is worse than useless. Calling them is the only way to have anything resembling an intelligent process.

How did you get access to this level? Did you just ask for advanced options trading?

Robinhood will give options to anyone with a pulse, just apply

NVDA?

ni🅱🅱a

Half way to the mythical 900% loss

LeVeRaGe

Do you think he's profiting off of the drop in share price, indirectly or otherwise?

Yes

sick quote

Its paraphrasing J Paul Getty: 'If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.'

Real nude, couple months ago. Face down ass up while binded at the ankles and hands tied behind her back or frontal? I have like 350+ pictures. We have lots of fun. But I am pretty confident in BABA, and we share pics sometimes anyways, so ain't no thang.

Pref back with face turned back. U can blur face if u want. But def back, regardless.

7.76 here after a 6.77 entry yesterday. Only a small position (60 shares), but I think I'll play a bit more if it dips back down below 7 again for a bit of hedging against my calls.

Right. Might even get some uvxy calls next time it dips

Discounted calls today, though, since it's dropped 4.5% since open.

I'm very tempted but the volatility has me spooked.

He looks unhealthy

Jim Cramer has been diseased for 15 years, he's being held up by nanotechnology plus machine learning systems maintained by Goldman Sachs. You can see it starting to break down when conversation moves away from pre determined talking points and them give him a redbull so he starts shaking.

Why Iron condors on TSLA? That's mainly what I'm wondering.

Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be *outside* of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here

God damn my dude that’s pretty brutal I bought back in around 2.50 so I’m just riding it out until the next 30-40% jump in a day

I see small jumps like that once or maybe even twice a quarter if lucky, but it also scares me. Haha, a failed pump and dump. I wonder if I can get down enough for the next jump but it's a decent size chunk of money to put down.

I really want to short, but that run up they had last week scared me.

It's already setting the new 52 week low. I feel like 10.50 is a stretch but also isn't. Just wondering if people think it'll reverse before then.

I hold that kind of stuff in my 401k and Roth Ira. It's safer for sure. Is my Robinhood account up more? Yes, but I have also taken a 25&#37; loss in a day before. Only trade with money you're okay with losing.

correct answer for this sub ^^^^

They'd have to actually be manufacturing them first, though.

No, they are happy to take payment for imaginary cars.

Nova Scotians.

He wouldn't dare

https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/992033877035307008

lmfao, youtubers rejoice, investors crying

vaginas, mostly

Mostly?

$F will give you a 'friends and neighbors' discount on their cars of you hold 100+ shares for 6 months or more. So no one here.

What about a call for 6 months in the future

With a bracket

True. Every broker ive used, including my current one (TDA) uses negative

I love you both

I love lamp.

Yeah I just use Google Sheets so I can update it from work or home.

Mind sharing? I would have no idea what functions would result in the last 4 columns.

Yep. Went to grab some calls, bought shares instead.

how high of a jump will it need to disregard iv

Mods, ban this fag

Jack Ma's 90ft. dong is going to hit his tonsils like a fucking punching bag tomorrow.

Kys

No u

Yeah I'm confused too

It's half the big publishers revenue and more.

it is if you have the RH Extra Autism DLC

Dear lord that was spot on

Set stop limit orders...

I'm an idiot and forgot to set them up. Mistakes are good teachers

It’s ~~Bernoulli~~ binomially distributed with n = 16, p = 0.005. Probability of getting 0 successes is 0.92293, so getting at least 1 success is 1 - 0.92293 = 0.07707.

yeah you right im dumb af

Because they have high liquidity. Period. Liquidity in underlying stock is the #1 qualifier in ticker selection. Remember that all trades should be *outside* of earnings. You are betting sometime in the next 45 days it will be in between your strike range with some other consideration. Wide range too, it can even go out if out wants, nbd. But with selling Iron Condors you are collecting theta every day instead of losing it. One of the true gems here

Look into double diagonals to play earnings on those liquid stocks. I make the market gargle my balls with those.

IMO no, volatility rises quick but settles slowly. You need a string of non-bullshit days to make uvxy puts/svxy calls to work, compared to just one day like today to make uvxy calls work.

See my latest post, that's what I did and it sure settled nicely.

I closed my broker and started drinking... what happened?

my puts ate shit

Get money fag. 25k

U can take out a loan remove pdt yolo on fds. Then pay back the loan

Did you get it filled?

Nope. I didn't think there was much of a chance anyway.

Well considering Elon flat out said that they intend to be profitable this year, and considering their past historical curve of cap-ex during new model rollouts, I'd say you'll have your answer in the next few quarters.

Elon said they would be profitable IF they can produce 5000 cars/week. That is their path forward, if they can't do that, it's all over.

I sold a 165P 200C 5/4 strangle. Lost my options selling V-card. OOolala. Hope I don't get fucked.

How much did you get credited for that wide af straddle

lmao bro that was 100% a joke.

Oh. I forget I'm in wsb. I'm new to the naked option thing so it flies by me.

AMD will get there first ^^I ^^hope

[Oh you poor thing](http://i.imgur.com/3F9gZuB.gifv)

Is Vanguard bad? That's who my company uses.

Anyone who defaults to mutals is

Nah, his puppeteers probably just upped his Ambien dosage.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOUAREGAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know right?

You planning to take profits?

🅱️ig 🅱️alls

REPORTED 🅱️ is hate speech

TIL confuscating is a word. I was ready to correct you, but turns out it’s legit

I googled it before I used it too. I wasn't sure if it was a real word or one my brain made up.

how about yellow? Do we like those?

Nope that would be insider trading. Jack Ma employs them all

That’s better than probably 90% of the population because you’re actually contributing to a 401k. Nothing to feel bad about if you’re living okay and still able to put money towards retirement. You’ve just budgeted well

Also fortunate to not only have a good salary but also be married to someone with a good salary. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it definitely buys security.

I use it because they blocked Spotify at my office, and I fucking hate it. The only reason they haven't blocked Pandora yet is because nobody uses it

Use your phone? Or a VPN?

Market is dumb right now. MSFT always drops at 93 and rises to 96. All i've been doing is buying $92 calls around 92.5-93.5 and sell when it rises. If anything its gonna breach 97 again and you'll make more Tendies.

Thanks, great method. I look forward to this working indefinitely into the future.

The funny thing about never giving credit, is that you'll always have a reason. Interesting how busy Obama seemingly was, having accomplished so much in the next guy's first year, never having been able to accomplish a single similar goal during his entire 8 years.

Everything that went wrong in Obama's presidency was Bush's fault. Everything going well with Trump's presidency is Obama's fault

Could you please fix your formatting so this doesn't look like the ramblings of an autistic 12 year old.

How else are the rest of us retards supposed to understand it if he does that?

Yeah you can try email if not just call customer service.

Sounds good boss, will give them a ring tomorrow. Are you sure that this is something they could do?

It’s worth more than $3 now

It is indeed

It's wealth redistribution.

You're fucking retarded. It's literally the opposite of wealth redistribution.

I don’t understand this why are people taking about “EA leaks are wrong” can one of you fags fill me in?

Same question here

Yeah, that's at $1mil, not 200k

but then you could make $10mil?

Facebook calls, Microsoft calls, spy puts, now spy calls. AAL puts.

FDs?

Haha, I'm already retarded!

Jokes on them!

Mostly?

Sometimes the vagina and the rectum become one.

I’ve been trying

It ain't workin.

He owns 27% of Tesla and thats usually a big enough block to do what he needs to do.

until there is a shareholder vote where 60% is owned by tutes. He is merely the CEO, which can be voted out. Ez

I mean the information is out there you just have to know what's a meme and what isn't

Hmmmm

or could be bought out by Tencent as a slap in the face to Trump.

Tencent doesn't care about politics or Trump. All they care about is micro-transaction tendies and anime tiddy.

I think the financial instrument generally used here is called insurance.

Crop insurance and futures can do the same thing

try me

Elon?

Fuck no

Why does it say Sprint in the top left then?

Trailing stops would be REALLY FUCKING NICE, BTW.

Does Tasty Trade offer trailing stop? Otherwise I might end up heading to TD.

I sold 5/18 $45 cash secured puts don't worry bby I'm good. I'll be very happy with my cost basis if I get assigned

I sold 45-40, let’s see if I can pick some for cheap

My gf, account balance $200, invited me, some nobody, and I got AAPL, and she got S. It's all luck. My two other referrals got me chesapeake and zynga

I also got chesapeake and Zynga 🤔🤔

Stop losses on options are a GREAT way to guarantee that most of your trades end as losers.

That applies to shares as well these days. The HFTs will go stop hunting and wreck your asshole good. Just look at $CHK for the past 3 days. People got wiped out on earnings day.

WTF. It was in the green and now red. What happened?

it really do be like that sometimes

Got 'em.

I thought he meant to make money 😂

You call that tendies? Fag.

That’s enough tendie money to feed me for a month.

Those are gonna be like $10 each so congrats!

I can tell you that it's not even close to being worth that much rn

Yeah, but you need 100 shares. At $100 a pop, you're spending 10,000 in order to get $50 - $250 in stateroom credit depending on how long your cruise is. If you bought 100 shares in '09 you're sitting pretty, but it's hard to buy in now.

Yeah not a great deal but someone might find value in it.

But unemployment rate...

A completely meaningless stat in today's reality where engineers work as baristas. Used to merely fool retail and lower IQ IBs

You cannot rally and fall at the same time.

You laugh but I tried shorting SPY this morning and that is failing meanwhile what I am long is also simultaneously losing altitude. Frickin' market.

The printing money wasn’t because of micro transactions it’s the massive sales they had that was most of it... also GTA had something those other games didn’t, offline single player.

Yea it sold well and broke records, but they are absolutely killing it with GTA online mtx...

Fuck. LONG GDDY

That's not the only thing that's long, amirite

I actually tough people in this sub weren’t retarded, go watch the context in which he said it

Saw it. Still a stupid thing to say

Man I don't understand statistics. What's wrong with my logic here: You have a 1/200 chance of getting Apple stock every time you refer a friend. He referred 16 friends. Each time you draw, you have a 1/200 chance of winning. 16*(1/200)= 8% chance of getting Apple stock at least once.

The other guy explained the math so hear is this. Think about a raffle of 1000 tickets and 5 of them give you apple stock. Your odds of winning by buying one raffle ticket are .5%. So if you buy 200 you should have 100% odds to win right? Well no, because there are 995 losers and you could be unlucky to buy 200 of them.

did you buy 5/4 calls yesterday before close? If so, enjoy your lambo, if not stop whining

I bought some long range deep OTM calls today with the hope that next phase progresses well.

what about now? hope you didnt sell...

I'm a fucking pussy and sold.... Fml

im a huge pussy and sold a 172.5 apple call the day after earnings for +30$ ...

I did the exact same. I thought locking in my gains was smart given how volatile the market has been lately.

I used snapchat lol

Short $SNAP

Uvxy 400 @ 14.70 this baby’s primed and ready

lol

They fucking opened at $3.2 too.

And hit 39$$$$ fuck

I'm serious. Proof. https://imgur.com/a/ieAKmFh

Uh that's awesome is that TOS? How did you get to the point they sent you a monkey?

Right, right, 1800 new preorders a day and nobody's converting or somehow this will screw up their revenues or future revenues for a car they're only starting to supply.

no but why not answer the question it's that that retarded jesus christ

they havent improved recently, you just finally reached their level of autism

You might be onto something

Isn’t that what you do when you fuck up?

I just fuck up even bigger so you forget about the first fuckup.

Lots of people gonna FOMO after the huge ass pop today, so obviously the market is gonna go down Monday.

I think the FOMO is already here today.

This is the kind of quality posts I come here for. I sincerely applaud /u/haupt91.

Poops, I make you this vow. So long as my heart beats, there will always be retarded shitposts on this subreddit. I promise you.

Go buy 190s for next Friday then. Thought not.

Might actually be a good idea.