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Im all in calls this earnings with my cash account, hope youre on the other side of my trade
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What do you think this is? Mexico?
It's México, gringo.
My MTCH leaps are probably so red right now... I don't even want to look.
Don’t. They probably look like my GRUB Calls this morning
If it doesn't let me hook up with random chicks like Tinder it is a POS.
It definitely won’t be near as good as tinder. But the damage is done. You’ve done it again zuck, you’ve fucked me
We're bi around here.
How else can you lose money both ways?
Can't count that high
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My calls were going down so I doubled down HOW THE FUCK DOES FB FUCK ME WHEN I STOPPED TRADING IT.
Rough go, but realistically, it's just an overreaction by the market. If you have time on your calls (normally i wouldnt advise this) but you might actually wanna double down again... that shit will probably rebound fairly quick. Match has a huge userbase - they arent just gonna cancel their subscriptions and move to FB immediately.
The Dollar is used more than the Naira in Nigeria.
that's bullshit
Hey mildlyretarded there's a button below the title that says 'give gold' maybe start there.
“mildly”
Did you sell?
Nah gonna wait till next earnings and shit post again about a yacht.
Who wants to date on a platform where they can trace you back to your real profile? haha
That's actually a good point. I think the zuck said something about it being separate from your personal profile and that you wouldn't be seen by people who you were already friends with on FB so that sort of alleviates the issue but FB has way more users then Tinder and the market cap to make it work... MTCH got some competition now
Ey Mon! Don chu worries it’s gonna be alright mon!
Insured up to 500k just delete the app and claim 500k then start again!
They diversified their bonds, nigga.
I fucks wit it
That’s what I’m asking. I looked into it and it’s legit and adds up. I’m really hoping to be proved wrong before something bad happens. Until then, I’m piling my money in.
Looked it is an oil and gas trust. U playing with some super cyclical shit right now and u won’t get money once the wells dry up
Need me to repeat myself?
Yes
gunna add more if premiums dip after they miss earnings tomorrow lol
Earnings tomorrow? Where are you seeing this? Nasdaq has it 5/14, and their own site says 5/9.
Good to know that I'm not the only one who reviews no new loans or conditions between 9:30 and 10:00.
We have a dude on our team that's heavily invested in meme stocks so we get the morning update at 9:30 about how much he's about to lose every day. I barely even need to come here.
Those come out in November
Then wtf false advertising OP
Good guy $AAPL is going to crush it
Can confirm. Sold my calls at 12:30 today
pics of the facility, scope, and view: https://imgur.com/a/wsCNe9G
Thats awesome
Electrical / biomedical
you make vibrators got it
sign me up friend
R/anarcho_capitalism
Yep. Definitely on an uptrend today. I keep looking for entry points, and I'm not quite getting there. Happened yesterday when I targeted 40.75 to grab $40 calls. Dipped to 40.78, and then shot up to 41.50 in the blink of an eye. Oh well, I'd rather have that happen than get in on the wrong side. Also, I never buy puts on it to try to catch the downward bounces -- I feel like it always ratchets downward, but zooms upward. (This could be entirely silly on my part and just a sign of autism.)
I just bought 6 VXX puts.. maybe that will help you. It certainly wont go down now haha.
oh, well im fucking wrong as shit then. my bad
Someone owning up to a mistake? A first for Reddit, well done
Omg I’d weigh a cubic shit ton but that’s fun.
Pretty much everyone puts on a freshman 15 when they move here. There are bowls of candy everywhere.
Yeah my grub call went from $440 to $50
IV crush was pretty bad on grub. Luckily I was on the sell side of it.
I bought May 18 $104 today.
That seems like it might be a bit far OTM... But fuck if I know
Its a bit passive for my taste, but sure OP could do this and come out ahead. I usually try to sell shorts to reduce my cost basis, so I can get the long call for free.
I'm not smart or risky enough for that
if youre young fuggggg it...its tuesday time to load up on lotto tickets
Whats your definition of young ?
12/13.5 credit put spread
Prayers for both of us.
You've got three masters now, the third in losing money.
Everyone here already has a doctorate in that.
Wait wtf. In line for a company that always beats...and the stocks up????????
Announced a stock Buy Back and divided hike too
Of the dick or the options. Fuck it, why not both?
just the dick
is this going to cause an issue for the stock?
No one cares about 780k less sales when the expectation was 3+ million missed.
Rest In Peace in PEACE? Nice.
thats the joke, tard
I sold mine for 💯% profit.
oops
I got 3 may 18 $16.50 calls. I'm with you
We will be okay right? Right?
God dammit
Was about to blame you for convincing me to hold these Apple calls but they worked out thank you :)
ok so we've got apple earnings, fomc meeting, thursday, then the friday sell off. I almost feel bad for the market she just cannot catch a break.
don't feel bad, this was the best bull run in recent history IMO. look at the 20 year chart. We broke out of the resistance from the last bear market and went full parabolic. She needs to come down brotha. It's a necessity. Start planning a new strategy for the bear market. You can make money in any scenario
WAT?
OKAY
I am sure they will copy everything what works well on MTCH platform just like what they did on instagram.
I wish tinder had human verified option. I get so many bots on tinder
Are you using Reddit enhancement suite?
Did someone say [Reddit Enhancement Suite](https://redditenhancementsuite.com/)?
Boo yah
She's fucking hot too. Not like, for redditors hot, but actually hot.
If I’ve learned anything from this sub it’s that no one has any fucking clue what they’re doing.
I've never invested in anything so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing which is being too intimidated by words and numbers to even try.
maybe hes mildly a goat, but a fully retarded one? english is confusing.
Thanks Obama
I'm holding 5/4 $172.5 into earnings. [+91% total, -1% total.](https://imgur.com/a/sUwmcy9) ESKEETTITTT
I'm *this* close too breaking even on my 172.5 calls for June 1. I don't have the balls for 5/4 lol
In all seriousness, Zuckerberg has not shown that he is the right person to continue building FB. Many founders do great, great things, which he has, he has successfully built an incredibly revolutionary and titanic company. But he simply is not the right man for the job going forward.
Lol wut
Ad revenue up 66% y/y because of that shitty redesign. But then they lost all their users L
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MTCH will be up $2 per share tomorrow. Talk about an overreaction. Wasn't facebook going out of business two weeks ago?
I bought $39 May 18, get on my level.
I mean it's kinda like gambling. So it makes sense to go with that mentality.
That’s exactly the way I approach my options trading. Just some extra money I was going to blow on something stupid, so might as well see if I can fuck around and make a few bucks.
Oh he lost it all. They're currently worth $0.06 on the bid and no ask. So pretty much nobody is buying these fuckers.
I paid .05 so it's $20 not losing anything. But it drorpped off at open and then spiked pm again. Can't fucking sell it 😂
She don't fux with all that shit
I'll fux with R0binhood when they add r1pple as a buy1ng 0ption.
Ded ✌️
Who's Zed?
Seriously how the fuck did he lose money in 2017? What kinda shit was he holding, besides his dick
First time I ever traded stocks back then I was a dumb motherfucking fag and did some dumb shit. I'm Probably still autistic tho.
His dad can’t be proud of him because he is clearly a faggot
[Clearly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI&app=desktop)
you mean happy IT worked out. I was referring to the AMD options.
I’m new here. I looked up AMD (Advanced micro devices Inc.) and it looks like it’s hovered around $9-$13 in the pas year. Can someone tell me why this sub mentions it non stop?
Good. Fuck this garbage company into the ground.
I'm waiting for the buyout offers to start rolling in
That was the same-universe non-cannon spin-off
No, it had a cannon
why do i want a pepsi butt plug all of the sudden
haha I can't believe I missed it. OP slipped that one in on us.
This is the best gilding I’ve ever seen.
This sub delivers.
So you are looking for 100% gains in a year safely? That's not gonna happen..
Should we introduce him to options?
I own a semi-conductor company. MU all day baby
Good thing you don't own the company I work for then
Whats your definition of young ?
well he said he's making 120k so I'm assuming like 22 or 23 years old.
Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny.
funny like a clown fucking himself!
It's the sequel to 'farm to table'
'we like to call it farm to table to toilet to lake to farm to table or f2t2t2l2f2t for short.'
Sixth Sense, I think.
Yeah, that's it, thanks.
Goodluck filling tomorrow. BABA up afterhours
Yeah, OP will have to use higher strikes to get the same pricing
Another g and you coulda been on TDA...
Hopefully I can get free commissions when I start working there next month.
Because women totally like being messaged on facebook by randos from dating apps. Also, one of the big drawbacks of dating with facebook is revealing all your cards and seeing the other persons immediately. I like a little surprise. I'd prefer a prospective partner doesn't see my entire online history before we've met.
They didn't say grinder, they said tinder! It's FB so expect separate app
Nah it's full insane due to typo
This whole thread is insane. Wouldn’t you yolo right at earnings and get out quick? Or this is back when people were saying MU to 100. Could shoot up, I can’t explain why it’s not. I have oct 80 calls same boat kinda.
You have any regrets yet?
I don't regret theoretical profits that just as easily could have potentially been loses.
Do you know what sub you're in?
That's probably why both are up voted xD
It's 3.7% of the S&P. The top 4 tech companies are like 10% of the index.
So it’s like big?
I'd sell those @ open tbh
YOU LACK CONVICTION
Lol.....
Is that lol crying or lol sobbing?
Which is why I was worried about aapl tanking. Considering selling my TQQQ for 150 in afterhours right now... 'sell the news' right?
Yea I’m selling mine
This is actually the least faggy thing I've ever read about SNAP
They were probably ladyboy hookers, so still pretty faggy.
At open? There is usually that 30 minute dip and then it goes up again...
That's what I thought about AMZN and that bit me in the ass.
your mom is officially over
I hate my mom more than BoJack does. Not as much as Hemingway hated his mom though.
I've never invested in anything so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing which is being too intimidated by words and numbers to even try.
I used it to just get my toes wet. I mean I transferred like 30 bucks and bought like 3 shares from some cheap companies. Never did more than that but I learned the basics, and made maybe $5 lol
It's probably mostly about risk management and hoping you're right more than 50% of the time.
It is very much about risk management.
any online courses you can recommend for an analytical background?
I don't know about online courses, but N/N Group put out lots of great research and articles
Buffet doesn’t do divs
....lol?
RH is clunky as fuck.
I love the part when I click one of my options contracts and the app crashes every time.
Another 10-year bull run seems in place here.
[mfw](https://i.imgur.com/H0GR7vg.jpg)
How else can you lose money both ways?
A straddle?
Yeah good luck with that
daddy dont need luck, but thx bby
He's got one profitable strike out of 4 and the 11.5s since he got a later expiry he may make a little on.
He probably will profit on all of them if he sells at open.
https://i.imgur.com/ohDKCIO.jpg
Needs more jpeg
Fuck me, what am I doing with my life.
Not going into I-banking like the rest of the Econ-bros.
FOMC might just shit all over any bull’s hopes and dreams.
Not for this JNUG bull ;)
U drunk go home
Ur home go drunk
An inflated price is still a price that buys you tendies.
inflated tendies
If TVIX drops to $6.50 tomorrow I’ll shit my pants. That would be a 7% loss. Fml
Tvix gonna be over 10 by june
I agree, Unless for some reason they see their own shares as undervalued, which they might. There is a reason Buffet is sitting on cash and not doing share buy backs. It doesn't add any real value.
No, Buffet BELIEVES it doesn’t add value to BERKSHIRE. If Apple doesn’t see any opportunities to invest cash at a return greater than its cost of capital then distributions to shareholders via dividends or buybacks optimize shareholder value.
I’m new here. I looked up AMD (Advanced micro devices Inc.) and it looks like it’s hovered around $9-$13 in the pas year. Can someone tell me why this sub mentions it non stop?
This sub is about risks not stability
We shuck them at sea, as the picture shows. That's why we make the big bucks lol.
I've only ever bought scallops that are still in their shell, same with oysters or any other shellfish
Ah
It is worthless unless the price rises.
Banks can sell or buy what ever they want. Thats the beauty of the stock market or the Forex market. It allows them complete control of the cost of the goods. How can they have control over the price of something they don't own? Because the stock market allows you to sell what you don't own. Short selling should honestly be made illegal.
Do you even know how short selling actually works?
It's Cold War trade.
You heard it here first: trade the Cold War