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I left the bar early last week without getting that last beer. I’ll throw 10$ in some puts. It’s all going down the toilet anyways.	$10?? Comon be a man and at least throw $100.
That MU and AMD go up enough that I wont have to go to the suicide booth	thinking about buying a few shares, and some 9.72 calls
Yea, Im not selling anything I don't have the collateral for until I totally get it. So far just buying and reselling calls/puts and selling some small covered calls.	You have to sell a call and a put to set up an iron condor. I think that's what he was referring to.
How do you know?	Caz there aren’t any other alternatives to it. Hospitals are begging for this shit. Fda is bitching about how they cut corners not about how effective the drug
Talk to me when they drop a bomb on your house, you fucking king of all delusional faggots.	Sounds like it's your house that needs a little Freedom Rain
buy calls sub 10, buy puts at 15, works 60% of the time everytime	Doesn’t this work like, every-time so far?
This is coming. I just don't know if it is this week. The Chinese response will be nasty.	Nah I doubt it. We'll start talking about a trade agreement with China soon, that's why TPP was brought back to life. I'd bet that Xi & Trump already figured out the terms and all the tarriff bs is just to make both look good when none of them actually happen and we get a trade agreement signed by both.
For now....	Yeah then they go down and go boom
Good alternative!	If you shred it into ribbons, it’ll be fettucine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE	This is everything lol
What would such a device be called? I want to look this shit up it sounds fascinating.	> forced to carry around and listen to the 'beeping lantern' all day....
Why did they get the car in the first place?	Fucking stupid amirite. /s because I know the autists here don't understand what it's like to be anything other than themselves
What products would be used by this sub?	Things that expire 1 week from purchase.
Yeah I always want more retards in the market.	Tesla shares don't buy themselves
no the idea is the money used for war is not invested while the war is going on so you always end up with a net loss even if you win.	tell that to your local nuclear power station.
How can he sell his ideas now?!?	Brb, selling my new strategy, it's called the tree fiddy signal.
I am not touching futures in this fucking market... maybe next year.	Next year? I thought we canceled next year.... heh.
Strategy still works. Will keep it going.	Show me your returns from January - April.
lmao got May 18 calls. hope nuclear wall doesnt break out this week	Is trump gonna make a nuclear wall now! Mexico doesn’t stand a chance.
no this is patrick	Solid ER reference.
Could someone read this for me?	You'll probably learn more if you read it yourself.
$200k savings and 401k, was up to $2.5M prior to $MU earnings	incidentally, 2.5M is now the diameter of his anus
Isn’t he asking to be the neutral party himself?	No. He wants to see what was taken as well, but he doesn't expect to be the 3rd party.
Someone flair this guy as taint team leader	Taint Actual
I have puts and I can almost guarantee that Trump will tweet something stupid between now and open that will allow me to exit them without too much of a loss.	You (and I) have 15 minutes.
whatever. hope AMD hits $20 EOW	4/27 calls are my major play. I have some 4/20 calls, but I'm a bit less optimistic.
Do you know why they drop?	I am not sure
Yup exactly. They run from socialism and then run to those evil capitalist countries.	Where are all the Swedes running to?
Why	Just for shits and giggles
Worse, 12 incher in the diarrhea	Pitch or catch?
I love bringing up how there was actually a grain of truth in that. A Berkeley professor published a study that found frogs that were exposed to a specific pesticide were exhibiting hermaphroditism or were chemically castrated by the chemical’s effect on their hormones. The pesticide was being used commercially in the United States and was ending up in the water supply in high concentrations. So the water actually was doing gay shit to the frogs.	The grain of truth is not enough to make that shit sandwich palatable.
Can confirm. Am faggot.	Too many smokers... All this second hand is getting too much attention.
Crap. Maybe I can buy Hooked on Phonics if the market finishes green today.	I laffed big time tho, great gif
Oh crap French dip, he's bombing France next. Au jus... it'll be Anjou	Haha funny joke man. Ur so clever.
Most people don't have the nuts to YOLO with their piss pot savings. We have not only the courage to YOLO, we have the autism to YOLO FDs.	Damn it feels good to be a banker!
I bought AMD @ $1.8 and NVDA @ $20. No rocket science any faggot could've done that.	AMD to $100 in a few years. I'm all in!
Many trades were shorts.	Why does your chart end right before shit hit the fan then?
Yeah, that makes more sense.	No keep arguing
In fact every business starts up without money. When you have market and an idea you just need structure and the money will come. Drive and ambition is the game of the name.	That's....not how it works.
Well people who have a shitty track record are useful in the sense that you just do the opposite of what they recommend lol	True true. Ha.
:(	Just kidding! But seriously OP, get on Bumble instead.
I exaggerated of course, but holy crap owning a business there must be awful.	Yes it must suck for people to not have to live to work unless they want to.
Is that what we are calling ourselves?	Investing makes up the large majority of my portfolio. I only actively trade with a small part of it.
Congrats! My BAC are fucked ... and so are my XLFs but I'll hold because it think the ER run will continue and most of the shorter term will get fucked. Probably end up getting fucked by theta though lol.	I wouldn’t count BAC out so soon, charts and earnings look good. JPM is crap in comparison and will recover with ease. Let everyone who thinks it is all priced in do what they do, then make your move.
Avengers Infinity and Solo will be the reason to hold the calls.	And they are mega leaps, so I got that going for me
How did you determine it had a 5% chance of hitting? How did you apply the Gaussian to get the probability?	Sweet Jesus don't do candlestick trading
Lower PT	That has a seeking alpha news article and I didn't get it. And couldn't find it. That sucks as I was out driving my dad for doctors appts all morning as it tanked... coulda used the heads up notice like I normally get from them. Oh well. And thank you. I see it now.
may 7th	considering they ALWAYS report after market on tuesdays, im gonna go with no. may 1st is the most likely date by far.
Do you have 10 years experience and finally showing gains within the last 6 months?	I've outperformed the indexes for the past 5 days. With a stellar track record like that I can't see why you'd need to look any further back.
Where are all the Swedes running to?	Sweden in a capitalist economy. They have a stock market too.
President Trump wants the market to do amazing because when he goes for a speech he could say look what I did! But he also promised to fight “unfair trade” and currency manipulators, so if he goes soft on them that’ll be a weak spot in future debates for him, and the GOP, so that’s why he’ll say things like “what’s good for business isn’t always good for the market” (which can be true) so he can use that as an “out” if someone attacks the market performance during his term.	do you, in all seriousness, believe his thought process to be that elaborate?
Isnt that an amazon delivery driver?	No, they dropped an unscheduled package of another kind.
Peak efficiency	Pee efficiency is off the charts!
Porque no los dos?	¡Eso si que es!
Better check the news	News? This is TSLA we are talking about. Production halt means the stock will go up 10% tomorrow.
I have some 4-20 puts that would appreciate that	July calls ah yess
No!	Bad bot
Can’t you just yell out, “Mommmm! Bucket!” Like everyone else here?	'moommmmmm! The buckets full and I need more tendies!'
This subreddit has decaying since inception, as it was designed to. Please read prospectus or SEC will deslist us.	It's different this time!
TO UNLOCK BATHROOM PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN	Doritos® Dew™ It Right
Sweden in a capitalist economy. They have a stock market too.	So does China and they are actually communist. Since when is socialism and capitalism mutually exclusive?
because boomers want to leave behind a legacy of shit on every single front	Seriously, fuck boomers. I hate paying for their SS when I won’t get any of it. Fucking cucks.
Faggot's delight.	Why are they faggots delight? Cuz risk is high?
Bull put spread? Does that mean you sold puts?	Yeah, as well as buying puts at a lower strike to limit the downside. Also called a credit spread.
Might as well hook them up to become bio-batteries to power the machines.	TSLA is already working on something like that I hear.
Anyone have a couch I can crash on for a while...	Why don't you use $V puts to buy yourself a couch?
FTSE100 enjoy trendies especially with brexit.	You mean FTSE250 if you want to short British companies.
Up 3.22% today. My autistic powers are growing.	Stahp
And that assumes no leverage too.	Leverage doesn’t increase your ROI...
All cars by 2022, did you not read the first paragraph?	U right
Well, start by getting personal information, then get him balls deep in margin leveraged, low probability, low payout options, then take out a sizable insurance policy, then get him to 'second mortgage the house to double down and make up the losses'. When the inevitable happens ($ROPE), profit.	genius, just have him do retarded level options spreads risking $50000000 to make $0.05
'whole run'	Fuck off with that pedantic shit.
House of cards already collapsed and they killed earnings anyway LONG NFLX	Yeah if we keep going up without interference from Trump then that's the right way to play it.
We need guidelines in the event of a tie. There are only so many 'common' sizes, and it's highly likely all 3 are well endowed given the man ignoring any other metrics. I say there's a good chance that the other 2 have matching volumes.	Ass
Lmaoooo. I see you're on Season 3.	Hell yah good ass show
Because the joke doesn't need that last line you wrote to be funny. It doesn't do anything for the joke other than add another sentence when the joke already ended in the previous one. It's like when someone says something funny and everyone laughs but then they keep talking and keep trying to add to the joke until it's no longer funny anymore.	Maybe it is not needed. Just additional pun.
Sorry. Learning here. So you're basically gambling ~$2.5k per contract?	no im not going to buy. u/knickedup was right about the premiums of the contracts
We're all autistic and it's okay http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12039606	extreme
Of how to go to jail?	Of how to go to jail in style
That is what I said	They’re halting to further enhance their production capabilities.
But you need to understand !!	We are a profitable company
how do u know	It’s what we do to keep ourselves sane, keep saying it and maybe it’ll happen
Fake news, i have 4/20 MU calls ^^^^^im ^^^^^a ^^^^^faggot	What happened to the other 16
What? How is this legal?	So employees dont have an option to profit from sabotaging their work place.
Yeah just like your mom	...’s butt
This is literally like flying a kite in a thunderstorm and if you survive someone give you $100	This is literally not like this
Don’t under estimate the amount of micro trades ones can accumulate	Long with Robinhood and short with everyone else?
Those shares would exercise at 270 supposedly, not 267. Yes, if they exercised at 267 price you're totally right, this strategy is autistic. We're banking that if you tell them to exercise there and then, they are entitled to exercise at that 270 at the first email, even if time passes.	Lmao if you exercise at 270 and it drops to 267 you still lose $3 a share.
i just rub my dick on the keyboard when I type our glorious president's name	Just like how he tweets
You do realize that you could still lose money even if LRCX goes up 3-5% if it doesn't quite reach your option strike's breakeven point, right?	I do.
I believe it depends on your options trading level in RH. I have options there but not spreads.	Ahhh yes, yes it does, was unaware you weren't level 3. Alright, that solves it then.
I don’t know. I’m in Canada.	Have to look up the conversion of cups to bags.
[Mine's even older.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ekghs/new_board_member/)	Indeed. I think there are many variations of this joke but I was looking at word for word. I wonder if this variation was published or posted first.
Redditor for 8 years lmao	With a singular interest in online dating, apparently.
What if all this time the plural of faggot was faggot? It's not like they ever taught it to us in school.	https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-plural-of/faggot.html
The dude lost five bucks and thought it was going so bad that he needed to ask for advice. What do you think we're dealing with here?	He can get those $5 back when he does his taxes. Trading with real money up to a loss of $3,000 is essentially paper trading since you get it all back at the end of the year.
Counterpoint: I like it.	There's no arguing that
They literally do not sell data.	Indirectly they do. They let do “targeted ads” which pull info like your age, race, location, political views
For fun	She said she might have aids but she might not. So I stuck my dick in her, for fun.
He no fam if he behave like dat pham.	they banned dat pham, now it's only his brother fake niga

I left the bar early last week without getting that last beer. I’ll throw 10$ in some puts. It’s all going down the toilet anyways.

$10?? Comon be a man and at least throw $100.

That MU and AMD go up enough that I wont have to go to the suicide booth

thinking about buying a few shares, and some 9.72 calls

Yea, Im not selling anything I don't have the collateral for until I totally get it. So far just buying and reselling calls/puts and selling some small covered calls.

You have to sell a call and a put to set up an iron condor. I think that's what he was referring to.

How do you know?

Caz there aren’t any other alternatives to it. Hospitals are begging for this shit. Fda is bitching about how they cut corners not about how effective the drug

Talk to me when they drop a bomb on your house, you fucking king of all delusional faggots.

Sounds like it's *your* house that needs a little Freedom Rain

buy calls sub 10, buy puts at 15, works 60% of the time everytime

Doesn’t this work like, every-time so far?

This is coming. I just don't know if it is this week. The Chinese response will be nasty.

Nah I doubt it. We'll start talking about a trade agreement with China soon, that's why TPP was brought back to life. I'd bet that Xi & Trump already figured out the terms and all the tarriff bs is just to make both look good when none of them actually happen and we get a trade agreement signed by both.

For now....

Yeah then they go down and go boom

Good alternative!

If you shred it into ribbons, it’ll be fettucine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

This is everything lol

What would such a device be called? I want to look this shit up it sounds fascinating.

> forced to carry around and listen to the 'beeping lantern' all day....

Why did they get the car in the first place?

Fucking stupid amirite. /s because I know the autists here don't understand what it's like to be anything other than themselves

What products would be used by this sub?

Things that expire 1 week from purchase.

Yeah I always want more retards in the market.

Tesla shares don't buy themselves

no the idea is the money used for war is not invested while the war is going on so you always end up with a net loss even if you win.

tell that to your local nuclear power station.

How can he sell his ideas now?!?

Brb, selling my new strategy, it's called the tree fiddy signal.

I am not touching futures in this fucking market... maybe next year.

Next year? I thought we canceled next year.... heh.

Strategy still works. Will keep it going.

Show me your returns from January - April.

lmao got May 18 calls. hope nuclear wall doesnt break out this week

Is trump gonna make a nuclear wall now! Mexico doesn’t stand a chance.

no this is patrick

Solid ER reference.

Could someone read this for me?

You'll probably learn more if you read it yourself.

$200k savings and 401k, was up to $2.5M prior to $MU earnings

incidentally, 2.5M is now the diameter of his anus

Isn’t he asking to be the neutral party himself?

No. He wants to see what was taken as well, but he doesn't expect to be the 3rd party.

Someone flair this guy as taint team leader

Taint Actual

I have puts and I can almost guarantee that Trump will tweet something stupid between now and open that will allow me to exit them without too much of a loss.

You (and I) have 15 minutes.

whatever. hope AMD hits $20 EOW

4/27 calls are my major play. I have some 4/20 calls, but I'm a bit less optimistic.

Do you know why they drop?

I am not sure

Yup exactly. They run from socialism and then run to those evil capitalist countries.

Where are all the Swedes running to?

Why

Just for shits and giggles

Worse, 12 incher in the diarrhea

Pitch or catch?

I love bringing up how there was actually a grain of truth in that. A Berkeley professor published a study that found frogs that were exposed to a specific pesticide were exhibiting hermaphroditism or were chemically castrated by the chemical’s effect on their hormones. The pesticide was being used commercially in the United States and was ending up in the water supply in high concentrations. So the water actually was doing gay shit to the frogs.

The grain of truth is not enough to make that shit sandwich palatable.

Can confirm. Am faggot.

Too many smokers... All this second hand is getting too much attention.

Crap. Maybe I can buy Hooked on Phonics if the market finishes green today.

I laffed big time tho, great gif

Oh crap French dip, he's bombing France next. Au jus... it'll be Anjou

Haha funny joke man. Ur so clever.

Most people don't have the nuts to YOLO with their piss pot savings. We have not only the courage to YOLO, we have the autism to YOLO FDs.

Damn it feels good to be a banker!

I bought AMD @ $1.8 and NVDA @ $20. No rocket science any faggot could've done that.

AMD to $100 in a few years. I'm all in!

Many trades were shorts.

Why does your chart end right before shit hit the fan then?

Yeah, that makes more sense.

No keep arguing

In fact every business starts up without money. When you have market and an idea you just need structure and the money *will* come. Drive and ambition is the game of the name.

That's....not how it works.

Well people who have a shitty track record are useful in the sense that you just do the opposite of what they recommend lol

True true. Ha.

:(

Just kidding! But seriously OP, get on Bumble instead.

I exaggerated of course, but holy crap owning a business there must be awful.

Yes it must suck for people to not have to live to work unless they want to.

Is that what we are calling ourselves?

Investing makes up the large majority of my portfolio. I only actively trade with a small part of it.

Congrats! My BAC are fucked ... and so are my XLFs but I'll hold because it think the ER run will continue and most of the shorter term will get fucked. Probably end up getting fucked by theta though lol.

I wouldn’t count BAC out so soon, charts and earnings look good. JPM is crap in comparison and will recover with ease. Let everyone who thinks it is all priced in do what they do, then make your move.

Avengers Infinity and Solo will be the reason to hold the calls.

And they are mega leaps, so I got that going for me

How did you determine it had a 5% chance of hitting? How did you apply the Gaussian to get the probability?

Sweet Jesus don't do candlestick trading

Lower PT

That has a seeking alpha news article and I didn't get it. And couldn't find it. That sucks as I was out driving my dad for doctors appts all morning as it tanked... coulda used the heads up notice like I normally get from them. Oh well. And thank you. I see it now.

may 7th

considering they ALWAYS report after market on tuesdays, im gonna go with no. may 1st is the most likely date by far.

Do you have 10 years experience and finally showing gains within the last 6 months?

I've outperformed the indexes for the past 5 days. With a stellar track record like that I can't see why you'd need to look any further back.

Where are all the Swedes running to?

Sweden in a capitalist economy. They have a stock market too.

President Trump wants the market to do amazing because when he goes for a speech he could say look what I did! But he also promised to fight “unfair trade” and currency manipulators, so if he goes soft on them that’ll be a weak spot in future debates for him, and the GOP, so that’s why he’ll say things like “what’s good for business isn’t always good for the market” (which can be true) so he can use that as an “out” if someone attacks the market performance during his term.

do you, in all seriousness, believe his thought process to be that elaborate?

Isnt that an amazon delivery driver?

No, they dropped an unscheduled package of another kind.

Peak efficiency

Pee efficiency is off the charts!

Porque no los dos?

¡Eso si que es!

Better check the news

News? This is TSLA we are talking about. Production halt means the stock will go up 10% tomorrow.

I have some 4-20 puts that would appreciate that

July calls ah yess

No!

Bad bot

Can’t you just yell out, “Mommmm! Bucket!” Like everyone else here?

'moommmmmm! The buckets full and I need more tendies!'

This subreddit has decaying since inception, as it was designed to. Please read prospectus or SEC will deslist us.

It's different this time!

TO UNLOCK BATHROOM PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

Doritos® Dew™ It Right

Sweden in a capitalist economy. They have a stock market too.

So does China and they are actually communist. Since when is socialism and capitalism mutually exclusive?

because boomers want to leave behind a legacy of shit on every single front

Seriously, fuck boomers. I hate paying for their SS when I won’t get any of it. Fucking cucks.

Faggot's delight.

Why are they faggots delight? Cuz risk is high?

Bull put spread? Does that mean you sold puts?

Yeah, as well as buying puts at a lower strike to limit the downside. Also called a credit spread.

Might as well hook them up to become bio-batteries to power the machines.

TSLA is already working on something like that I hear.

Anyone have a couch I can crash on for a while...

Why don't you use $V puts to buy yourself a couch?

FTSE100 enjoy trendies especially with brexit.

You mean FTSE250 if you want to short British companies.

Up 3.22% today. My autistic powers are growing.

Stahp

And that assumes no leverage too.

Leverage doesn’t increase your ROI...

All cars by 2022, did you not read the first paragraph?

U right

Well, start by getting personal information, then get him balls deep in margin leveraged, low probability, low payout options, then take out a sizable insurance policy, then get him to 'second mortgage the house to double down and make up the losses'. When the inevitable happens ($ROPE), profit.

genius, just have him do retarded level options spreads risking $50000000 to make $0.05

'whole run'

Fuck off with that pedantic shit.

House of cards already collapsed and they killed earnings anyway LONG NFLX

Yeah if we keep going up without interference from Trump then that's the right way to play it.

We need guidelines in the event of a tie. There are only so many 'common' sizes, and it's highly likely all 3 are well endowed given the man ignoring any other metrics. I say there's a good chance that the other 2 have matching volumes.

Ass

Lmaoooo. I see you're on Season 3.

Hell yah good ass show

Because the joke doesn't need that last line you wrote to be funny. It doesn't do anything for the joke other than add another sentence when the joke already ended in the previous one. It's like when someone says something funny and everyone laughs but then they keep talking and keep trying to add to the joke until it's no longer funny anymore.

Maybe it is not needed. Just additional pun.

Sorry. Learning here. So you're basically gambling ~$2.5k per contract?

no im not going to buy. u/knickedup was right about the premiums of the contracts

We're all autistic and it's okay http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12039606

*extreme*

Of how to go to jail?

Of how to go to jail *in style*

That is what I said

They’re halting to further enhance their production capabilities.

But you need to understand !!

We are a profitable company

how do u know

It’s what we do to keep ourselves sane, keep saying it and maybe it’ll happen

Fake news, i have 4/20 MU calls ^^^^^im ^^^^^a ^^^^^faggot

What happened to the other 16

What? How is this legal?

So employees dont have an option to profit from sabotaging their work place.

Yeah just like your mom

...’s butt

This is literally like flying a kite in a thunderstorm and if you survive someone give you $100

This is literally not like this

Don’t under estimate the amount of micro trades ones can accumulate

Long with Robinhood and short with everyone else?

Those shares would exercise at 270 supposedly, not 267. Yes, if they exercised at 267 price you're totally right, this strategy is autistic. We're banking that if you tell them to exercise there and then, they are entitled to exercise at that 270 at the first email, even if time passes.

Lmao if you exercise at 270 and it drops to 267 you still lose $3 a share.

i just rub my dick on the keyboard when I type our glorious president's name

Just like how he tweets

You do realize that you could still lose money even if LRCX goes up 3-5% if it doesn't quite reach your option strike's breakeven point, right?

I do.

I believe it depends on your options trading level in RH. I have options there but not spreads.

Ahhh yes, yes it does, was unaware you weren't level 3. Alright, that solves it then.

I don’t know. I’m in Canada.

Have to look up the conversion of cups to bags.

[Mine's even older.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ekghs/new_board_member/)

Indeed. I think there are many variations of this joke but I was looking at word for word. I wonder if this variation was published or posted first.

Redditor for 8 years lmao

With a singular interest in online dating, apparently.

What if all this time the plural of faggot was faggot? It's not like they ever taught it to us in school.

https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-plural-of/faggot.html

The dude lost five bucks and thought it was going so bad that he needed to ask for advice. What do you think we're dealing with here?

He can get those $5 back when he does his taxes. Trading with real money up to a loss of $3,000 is essentially paper trading since you get it all back at the end of the year.

Counterpoint: I like it.

There's no arguing that

They literally do not sell data.

Indirectly they do. They let do “targeted ads” which pull info like your age, race, location, political views

For fun

She said she might have aids but she might not. So I stuck my dick in her, for fun.

He no fam if he behave like dat pham.

they banned dat pham, now it's only his brother fake niga