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Got it so if I'm looking to sell quick if it's tanking or sky rocketing the out if reg cycle options would be a bad choice. Thanks for clarifying.	On the mobile, you could probably get a good idea of liquidity based on the bid ask spread. If it’s crazy wide you’ll have a tougher time getting out late, most likely. Weeklies on AMZN and SPY or QQQ will be easier to trade.
Not about that. You don't let kids drive, not because you don't like them, but because they would hurt themselves and others. Same with voting. You're not helping young property-less people by giving them the right to vote. You'll end up hurting them, and everybody else. Too many young people take their voting privilege and start going to political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong. Not what they should be doing with their lives.	But young people with property should do political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong? I don't quite understand your position. Do you think that people without property should not be distracted from earing money by giving them the option to spend time with politics? Or do you think that people without property have worse ideas of who policies should be implemented?
claim the expense as a charitable deduction	More like disability expenses,
Idk. Are you also a sexy dumb faggot?	Yes but without the sexy part.
Depression	http://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8axsd6/response_to_the_guy_who_posted_his_93_loss_this/dx2imzq
* trading career.	I hope you are taking profits.
Who approved me for options is the real question!	.... was tempted to do options till I saw this...
It was me, I made it over the weekend.	Who did this? Reveal yourself.
Looks like I still have $2000 left to yolo on.	You can win it back, you got this buddy!
There is no scenario in which holding gold somewhere other than literally in your house could be of much profit imho. I doh t the vaults will be running collection much when the viral outbreak occurs.	But, hypothetically, if you did hold some gold literally in your house, where would you hide it? Please be specific.
For reference- lulzcakes has a pretty solid track record and has been around a while.	And got jerked off by a guy named $Omer
It depends on the broker.	You can’t short more than the total number of outstanding shares. Sounds like this person tried to pile on to an overcrowded trade.
Thots and prayers	Tater tots and pudding
Fd?	Faggy d
DAMM CANUCKS	Still w/o a cup. Lol. US even has taken over Snow Mexico's national sport, ice soccer.
Wait, he said no fap. He never said no fuck.	Yeah but he's on wsb while the markets are down so it was implied.
O	M
Yeah, because fuck poor people.	Nothing stops them from being successful.
Honestly VGT owns over half the stocks wsb talks about, FAANG, MU, NVDA...	more like 10% of each of these stocks is held by vanguard.
I'll take a picture.	Don't forget to timestamp it.
Not sure if he understands compound interest or just has extremely low expectations	He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual
Oh so savings accounts vary. I thought there was a standard (monthly, quarterly...)	Yea, but the choices were 'less than 102,' 'Exactly $102,' and 'more than $102' so it didn't matter if it compounded more often than annually anyways.
Bro	Dude
https://imgur.com/cC2a6qk	It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem.
Buy the afternoon dip, sell the morning rip	So short the morning rip and cover the afternoon dip?
It means that guy probably didn't get a college degree	Still better returns than me probably
tl;dr 'It's not enough to just connect people, it's not enough to give people control of their information, it's about FD's you faggots. Who has calls, right?'	getum.
Hey don’t rub that in	Lmao - but to be fair, you did not specify
LOL. The FEC would never allow it. Not because its gambling, but that it would put the average jack offs ROI closer to 50%, reducing profits for market makers.	Exactly. I'm busy buying otm calls at ask with a 2.50 spread. Buying at market price might ruin me.
I got banned for asking 'so you'd rather blame successful people rather than working hard for your money?'	I got banned on the ' you deserve to be happy' post because I asked why someone is unhappy just because they don't make as much as the 0.00001% yet they can afford everything they want.
Yep. The deal is going to take months, though.	so talk me out of an iron condor?
Sell. Now. Without thoughts. Take your earnings, and go on a vacation. Get hyped about something else, think about everything you can do with the money. This month I've made enough to pay off all my CC debt, my car, and take a trip to Spain. The feeling of pulling the money out is worth it. I promise, spy is going to fall again, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. But it will, before Wednesday. Don't say you weren't warned	Update: I sold when You told me and bought some $259 4/13 puts... up another 50%
Spxl is the ticker	I hate to break it to you, but that's a 3x leverage ETF not the SPX index.
This is the worst post I've ever seen	What’s the best?
What I love about the this sub is that every single person here thinks they are some sort of genius that will be the outlier and make an easy million.	it’s truly what makes this sub great. it takes an impressive lack of self awareness to think you’re going to be that one guy who beats the market. now excuse me while i go sell uncovered options while you losers buy index funds
This looks like paper trading	yep def paper trading.
260, will probably sell them tomorrow pending after hours fuckery. Up 114% at the moment	nice. I'm on Thursday FDs
Random walk my dude. Good luck though 👍	Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments.
You still have time broski	I don’t have 20 grand in this account to lose in 1 day anymore.
Please could you tell me what app are you using in your post?	Robinhood
I	S
Me too friend. Had calls all the way up. Sold them at 2pm, bought puts around 2:30 and sold right before close. Nice to have a good day instead of nonstop losses!	I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe.
Are you ready for your ban? Still under 160	New number who dis?
it's investing 101, literally was the first piece of advice I read in the first book I read about the stock market lol	Perfect analogy. Made me rethink bonds allocation. What book was that.
Well no I have the right to sell like you said. It's the broker that has to deal with that.	How will you sell when there's no volume?
What do you think the big fucking drop was?	Yea, that was the joke
If the median income weren't 59k in the US, I'd tend to agree with you. But there are a ton of poor people and a few very rich people right now, and the divide in resources is getting worse. The inequality gap is exacerbating that	You are right there is a ton of poor people but they are not poor because others are rich so the problem is not inequality it's something else.
Think about it though - 33.3~% chance dying directly due to smoking and 100% chance of looking cool. The risk is worth it.	This checks out. If he can just bring back smoking in bowling alleys I will be happy.
Here ya go with a [potato quality](https://imgur.com/a/FuGlE) image set. Doesn’t show the actual trades but a summary ytd. Should suffice.	Really committed to memes
Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP?	No, but there was paranoid conspiracy theories making people believe that bad troubling things could get added. The writers did have the intention of making patent law international which was controversial in some circles but well respected in a properly put together fashion by the experts.
I'm happy to pay 10% interest if I get 50k.	More like ~1% per trading day so pretty easy to get fucked, especially if you can't cover.
Who did this? Reveal yourself.	[it was Boxxy](https://twitter.com/off_by_1_error/status/977937321889853446)
It has a shocking amount of information, almost as much as a decent broker, I'd say	I thought you couldn't trade options on their website
It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem.	You need more updoots.
Hope you cashed out while it was up.	Yep
I like all three of those companies. I know so many small merchants that use the square platform and it seems to be really innovative.	Because you like a company means the stock price will always go up in a given timeframe...
Dow 30k	Xi confirms he took out lifetime membership at Mar a Lago.
Because of the implication	The women you're gonna hurt?
Big difference between making 2.7k PER day vs A day	Make $2.7k a day...lose $5k the next...whos counting?
I eat bags of dick dude no time for single servings	That’s the attitude I like to see
Holy shit I missed that it was 12 people. Dude got murdered by a whole neighborhood.	And his son watched the whole thing happen. Sad shit man.
There are lots of helpful posts on this subreddit. I'd argue, between the shenanigans and tom foolery, this sub has the most solid trading/investing advice of all similar subreddits.	Totally agree. You have to sort through a ton of shitty advice to get to that good advice, sure, but it's definitely there, and it's easily better than any of the other subs regarding trading.
Serious? Lol.	yes, ADT is way underpriced. They have 30% of the market, grow during economic downturn, and so on. Great $20 company on sale for under 10.
It is I, FAGLETOR!	I am crying both because of losses and this comment. Jesus.
Pack it up boys, we don’t know shit apparently	Hes made more than all of us have combined. This guy got reverse losses of 11 dollars, unheard of round these parts.
could you please learn the difference between loose and lose you stupid fuck. it hurt my eyes reading your comment	What's a call?
It'll be okay. To the Moon right?	Nah it doesn't have battery range big enough to get to the moon.
https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+shkreli&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&tbm=isch&ei=XL7LWoWPC4e2gQaOiYWoAw&start=20&sa=N&gws_rd=cr	Smuggest smile in all the land.
Lol so all in short E mini 500?	Trade it right after hours after downturns. Usually retraces
I’m not in the media and I respect the shit out of it. Probably a completely fabricated story but if like to think it’s true	Stormy Daniels as the first lady would be pretty sweet tbh. Compare her to that old hag Merkel from Germany
SDS. But infinitely easier to make money in a bull market. Fucker killed it.	You can be a bull in both directions. Buy puts, sell otm puts, allocate proceeds into the companies you want to own 10 years from now.
Nah, I check my horrible stocks for that thrill.	Come on guys...that was an amazing answer.
He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual	I think someone should DM him posing as someone from Vanguard and instruct him they over paid him on his earnings.
/s is for autists, typing 'iamverysmart' is autistic.	Wow, you really would fit in perfectly as a submission there...
Not bad. Come back soon then	Always, how else am I supposed to gain money then lose it immediately after?
SPY 250, got it.	I'm rock hard holding these puts
He had to do it to em	You know I had to off myself.
Take whatever you enjoy and want to do with your life. Seek a guidance counselor.	But counselors will just sign me up for some math and English classes for GE requirements. Maybe trying classes I'm interested is the better route? Reddit somewhat has helpful advice.
A covered Call is still bullish. You own the underlying stock that your selling the call against.	Having shares is irrelevant to the act of selling a call which, in and of itself, is bearish. Having it covered is more like a hedge against getting exercised.
Dude. If it goes to mid $12’s I’m gonna blow my load. I’ve got calls at $9.50,$10,$10.50 and $11.00.	It will get to mid-12s then go back to 8-9.
I bought amd at 9.96 AMA	Relevent username
What's a call?	wHaTs A cOmPuTeR?
Thanks bud, it used to be worse but I've taken measures to cut it back drinking more water and working out helped a lot	Good job
Nope. There are no ads, no spyware, no gay shit whatsoever. Check your network tab if you don't trust me. The JS is mostly jQuery so it will work on old ass browsers without me having to do a lot of work.	I'm so glad I don't have to work with jQuery at my job. It makes sense for a small page like this but mvc frameworks are so damn nice
Is it cool if I jerk off to your girls pic, bra? also maybe you can include some snapshots of your portfolio, gets me off real good. Dat nose candy got me on one.	Only if I can join ;)
Tendies*	Tomato, tomato.
No doubt they can make bank from just one person carrying a balance over month while still giving out freebies to ppl like me	All about that responsible life
Implying my calls have dropped 1% since AMD was 12 dollars.	Calls @$12? Good move
Lol thats good. I was feeling bad for you. How much did you start with?	$10,000.
Good call	I got out of my calls near the top. I should have gotten some puts during the afternoon. MSFT bounces between 88-92 constantly
Brass balls baby.	Lets go 4/20 squad. Either we stack tendies or get blue balled hard as fuck.
so talk me out of an iron condor?	You’re a retarded faggot and any play you going to make will fail because of that
Where you farming /u/Smegma_Farmer? Asking for me.	Unless your foreskin makes tendies I'm not farming nada
The laffer curve is a simplistic way of looking at tax policy. The distinction between a progressive vs more flat tax basically throws the laffer curve out the window	A progressive tax just modifies the Laffer curve for each income bracket, but the overall principle of 'people don't work if you steal all their money' definitely holds true.
We went over there to shitpost, we brought this on ourselves.	every post there is by definition a shit post
it works all the time, until it doesn't. I've straddled 2 days out every day since Easter weekend and there's so much volatility I've only had one negative day (and I was too cheap on Friday so my order didn't go through)	What's your expiry? I'm thinking 2-4 weeks out.
Someone finally believes in me.	If he really believed in you he would have called you a faggot or autistic or something.
The quip about figuring out who wrote the contract is entirely unnecessary as option writers are assigned exercises differently depending on which firm they wrote it through. If you hold puts at rh just contact them about exercising it although with the trading halt they may not be able to comply until that has been lifted	Counter-party risk
Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments.	Bro. Have you seen the helm lines in fashion right now
Nope.	Worth a shot

Got it so if I'm looking to sell quick if it's tanking or sky rocketing the out if reg cycle options would be a bad choice. Thanks for clarifying.

On the mobile, you could probably get a good idea of liquidity based on the bid ask spread. If it’s crazy wide you’ll have a tougher time getting out late, most likely. Weeklies on AMZN and SPY or QQQ will be easier to trade.

Not about that. You don't let kids drive, not because you don't like them, but because they would hurt themselves and others. Same with voting. You're not helping young property-less people by giving them the right to vote. You'll end up hurting them, and everybody else. Too many young people take their voting privilege and start going to political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong. Not what they should be doing with their lives.

But young people with property should do political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong? I don't quite understand your position. Do you think that people without property should not be distracted from earing money by giving them the option to spend time with politics? Or do you think that people without property have worse ideas of who policies should be implemented?

claim the expense as a charitable deduction

More like disability expenses,

Idk. Are you also a sexy dumb faggot?

Yes but without the sexy part.

Depression

http://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8axsd6/response_to_the_guy_who_posted_his_93_loss_this/dx2imzq

* trading career.

I hope you are taking profits.

Who approved me for options is the real question!

.... was tempted to do options till I saw this...

It was me, I made it over the weekend.

Who did this? Reveal yourself.

Looks like I still have $2000 left to yolo on.

You can win it back, you got this buddy!

There is no scenario in which holding gold somewhere other than literally in your house could be of much profit imho. I doh t the vaults will be running collection much when the viral outbreak occurs.

But, hypothetically, if you did hold some gold literally in your house, where would you hide it? Please be specific.

For reference- lulzcakes has a pretty solid track record and has been around a while.

And got jerked off by a guy named $Omer

It depends on the broker.

You can’t short more than the total number of outstanding shares. Sounds like this person tried to pile on to an overcrowded trade.

Thots and prayers

Tater tots and pudding

Fd?

Faggy d

DAMM CANUCKS

Still w/o a cup. Lol. US even has taken over Snow Mexico's national sport, ice soccer.

Wait, he said no fap. He never said no fuck.

Yeah but he's on wsb while the markets are down so it was implied.

O

M

Yeah, because fuck poor people.

Nothing stops them from being successful.

Honestly VGT owns over half the stocks wsb talks about, FAANG, MU, NVDA...

more like 10% of each of these stocks is held by vanguard.

I'll take a picture.

Don't forget to timestamp it.

Not sure if he understands compound interest or just has extremely low expectations

He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual

Oh so savings accounts vary. I thought there was a standard (monthly, quarterly...)

Yea, but the choices were 'less than 102,' 'Exactly $102,' and 'more than $102' so it didn't matter if it compounded more often than annually anyways.

Bro

Dude

https://imgur.com/cC2a6qk

It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem.

Buy the afternoon dip, sell the morning rip

So short the morning rip and cover the afternoon dip?

It means that guy probably didn't get a college degree

Still better returns than me probably

tl;dr 'It's not enough to just connect people, it's not enough to give people control of their information, it's about FD's you faggots. Who has calls, right?'

getum.

Hey don’t rub that in

Lmao - but to be fair, you did not specify

LOL. The FEC would never allow it. Not because its gambling, but that it would put the average jack offs ROI closer to 50%, reducing profits for market makers.

Exactly. I'm busy buying otm calls at ask with a 2.50 spread. Buying at market price might ruin me.

I got banned for asking 'so you'd rather blame successful people rather than working hard for your money?'

I got banned on the ' you deserve to be happy' post because I asked why someone is unhappy just because they don't make as much as the 0.00001% yet they can afford everything they want.

Yep. The deal is going to take months, though.

so talk me out of an iron condor?

Sell. Now. Without thoughts. Take your earnings, and go on a vacation. Get hyped about something else, think about everything you can do with the money. This month I've made enough to pay off all my CC debt, my car, and take a trip to Spain. The feeling of pulling the money out is worth it. I promise, spy is going to fall again, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. But it will, before Wednesday. Don't say you weren't warned

Update: I sold when You told me and bought some $259 4/13 puts... up another 50%

Spxl is the ticker

I hate to break it to you, but that's a 3x leverage ETF not the SPX index.

This is the worst post I've ever seen

What’s the best?

What I love about the this sub is that every single person here thinks they are some sort of genius that will be the outlier and make an easy million.

it’s truly what makes this sub great. it takes an impressive lack of self awareness to think you’re going to be that one guy who beats the market. now excuse me while i go sell uncovered options while you losers buy index funds

This looks like paper trading

yep def paper trading.

260, will probably sell them tomorrow pending after hours fuckery. Up 114% at the moment

nice. I'm on Thursday FDs

Random walk my dude. Good luck though 👍

Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments.

You still have time broski

I don’t have 20 grand in this account to lose in 1 day anymore.

Please could you tell me what app are you using in your post?

Robinhood

I

S

Me too friend. Had calls all the way up. Sold them at 2pm, bought puts around 2:30 and sold right before close. Nice to have a good day instead of nonstop losses!

I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe.

Are you ready for your ban? Still under 160

New number who dis?

it's investing 101, literally was the first piece of advice I read in the first book I read about the stock market lol

Perfect analogy. Made me rethink bonds allocation. What book was that.

Well no I have the right to sell like you said. It's the broker that has to deal with that.

How will you sell when there's no volume?

What do you think the big fucking drop was?

Yea, that was the joke

If the median income weren't 59k in the US, I'd tend to agree with you. But there are a ton of poor people and a few very rich people right now, and the divide in resources is getting worse. The inequality gap is exacerbating that

You are right there is a ton of poor people but they are not poor because others are rich so the problem is not inequality it's something else.

Think about it though - 33.3~% chance dying directly due to smoking and 100% chance of looking cool. The risk is worth it.

This checks out. If he can just bring back smoking in bowling alleys I will be happy.

Here ya go with a [potato quality](https://imgur.com/a/FuGlE) image set. Doesn’t show the actual trades but a summary ytd. Should suffice.

Really committed to memes

Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP?

No, but there was paranoid conspiracy theories making people believe that bad troubling things could get added. The writers did have the intention of making patent law international which was controversial in some circles but well respected in a properly put together fashion by the experts.

I'm happy to pay 10% interest if I get 50k.

More like ~1% per trading day so pretty easy to get fucked, especially if you can't cover.

Who did this? Reveal yourself.

[it was Boxxy](https://twitter.com/off_by_1_error/status/977937321889853446)

It has a shocking amount of information, almost as much as a decent broker, I'd say

I thought you couldn't trade options on their website

It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem.

You need more updoots.

Hope you cashed out while it was up.

Yep

I like all three of those companies. I know so many small merchants that use the square platform and it seems to be really innovative.

Because you like a company means the stock price will always go up in a given timeframe...

Dow 30k

Xi confirms he took out lifetime membership at Mar a Lago.

Because of the implication

The women you're gonna hurt?

Big difference between making 2.7k PER day vs A day

Make $2.7k a day...lose $5k the next...whos counting?

I eat bags of dick dude no time for single servings

That’s the attitude I like to see

Holy shit I missed that it was 12 people. Dude got murdered by a whole neighborhood.

And his son watched the whole thing happen. Sad shit man.

There are lots of helpful posts on this subreddit. I'd argue, between the shenanigans and tom foolery, this sub has the most solid trading/investing advice of all similar subreddits.

Totally agree. You have to sort through a ton of shitty advice to get to that good advice, sure, but it's definitely there, and it's easily better than any of the other subs regarding trading.

Serious? Lol.

yes, ADT is way underpriced. They have 30% of the market, grow during economic downturn, and so on. Great $20 company on sale for under 10.

It is I, **FAGLETOR!**

I am crying both because of losses and this comment. Jesus.

Pack it up boys, we don’t know shit apparently

Hes made more than all of us have combined. This guy got reverse losses of 11 dollars, unheard of round these parts.

could you please learn the difference between loose and lose you stupid fuck. it hurt my eyes reading your comment

What's a call?

It'll be okay. To the Moon right?

Nah it doesn't have battery range big enough to get to the moon.

https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+shkreli&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&tbm=isch&ei=XL7LWoWPC4e2gQaOiYWoAw&start=20&sa=N&gws_rd=cr

Smuggest smile in all the land.

Lol so all in short E mini 500?

Trade it right after hours after downturns. Usually retraces

I’m not in the media and I respect the shit out of it. Probably a completely fabricated story but if like to think it’s true

Stormy Daniels as the first lady would be pretty sweet tbh. Compare her to that old hag Merkel from Germany

SDS. But infinitely easier to make money in a bull market. Fucker killed it.

You can be a bull in both directions. Buy puts, sell otm puts, allocate proceeds into the companies you want to own 10 years from now.

Nah, I check my horrible stocks for that thrill.

Come on guys...that was an amazing answer.

He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual

I think someone should DM him posing as someone from Vanguard and instruct him they over paid him on his earnings.

/s is for autists, typing 'iamverysmart' is autistic.

Wow, you really would fit in perfectly as a submission there...

Not bad. Come back soon then

Always, how else am I supposed to gain money then lose it immediately after?

SPY 250, got it.

I'm rock hard holding these puts

He had to do it to em

You know I had to off myself.

Take whatever you enjoy and want to do with your life. Seek a guidance counselor.

But counselors will just sign me up for some math and English classes for GE requirements. Maybe trying classes I'm interested is the better route? Reddit somewhat has helpful advice.

A covered Call is still bullish. You own the underlying stock that your selling the call against.

Having shares is irrelevant to the act of selling a call which, in and of itself, is bearish. Having it covered is more like a hedge against getting exercised.

Dude. If it goes to mid $12’s I’m gonna blow my load. I’ve got calls at $9.50,$10,$10.50 and $11.00.

It will get to mid-12s then go back to 8-9.

I bought amd at 9.96 AMA

Relevent username

What's a call?

wHaTs A cOmPuTeR?

Thanks bud, it used to be worse but I've taken measures to cut it back drinking more water and working out helped a lot

Good job

Nope. There are no ads, no spyware, no gay shit whatsoever. Check your network tab if you don't trust me. The JS is mostly jQuery so it will work on old ass browsers without me having to do a lot of work.

I'm so glad I don't have to work with jQuery at my job. It makes sense for a small page like this but mvc frameworks are so damn nice

Is it cool if I jerk off to your girls pic, bra? also maybe you can include some snapshots of your portfolio, gets me off real good. Dat nose candy got me on one.

Only if I can join ;)

Tendies*

Tomato, tomato.

No doubt they can make bank from just one person carrying a balance over month while still giving out freebies to ppl like me

All about that responsible life

Implying my calls have dropped 1% since AMD was 12 dollars.

Calls @$12? Good move

Lol thats good. I was feeling bad for you. How much did you start with?

$10,000.

Good call

I got out of my calls near the top. I should have gotten some puts during the afternoon. MSFT bounces between 88-92 constantly

Brass balls baby.

Lets go 4/20 squad. Either we stack tendies or get blue balled hard as fuck.

so talk me out of an iron condor?

You’re a retarded faggot and any play you going to make will fail because of that

Where you farming /u/Smegma_Farmer? Asking for me.

Unless your foreskin makes tendies I'm not farming nada

The laffer curve is a simplistic way of looking at tax policy. The distinction between a progressive vs more flat tax basically throws the laffer curve out the window

A progressive tax just modifies the Laffer curve for each income bracket, but the overall principle of 'people don't work if you steal all their money' definitely holds true.

We went over there to shitpost, we brought this on ourselves.

every post there is by definition a shit post

it works all the time, until it doesn't. I've straddled 2 days out every day since Easter weekend and there's so much volatility I've only had one negative day (and I was too cheap on Friday so my order didn't go through)

What's your expiry? I'm thinking 2-4 weeks out.

Someone finally believes in me.

If he really believed in you he would have called you a faggot or autistic or something.

The quip about figuring out who wrote the contract is entirely unnecessary as option writers are assigned exercises differently depending on which firm they wrote it through. If you hold puts at rh just contact them about exercising it although with the trading halt they may not be able to comply until that has been lifted

Counter-party risk

Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments.

Bro. Have you seen the helm lines in fashion right now

Nope.

Worth a shot