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With that saved money from today, I guess you can have party and alcohol tonight
I was gonna do that anyway hahaha
youre getting a bj tonight.
> youre ~~getting~~ giving a bj tonight.
Short GPRO
nah bro the whole point is to avoid the short squeeze
It depends on what time frame you are trying to trade on..
If you want a dank trade then 420d RSI
Yes. This will be my first big options play.
If you don't mind, what strike and date are you looking at?
$182 last year, thinking about going back in if it dips to $250ish
Probably should find a different slot machine
Yes it is? You pay taxes on the gains you made in a year. Of course you get to substract your losses, otherwise many option strategies wouldn't even be possible. The big trouble starts if you made big % and don't set aside money on the first day in a new year. Because if you tank your account now, you still owe those taxes.
That’s if they’re realized. If Apple is down 10%, I’m not selling that shit just to lower my tax bill
Pepto bismol bro.
Immodium is better
long anxiety
Straddle anxiety
Thats fucking hilarious. Do i get a wsb badge now?
Fuck I think you're a mod now
^This. Still a chance for the next 9/11 or Iran/Syria/Israel/Russian/Saudi/Turkey War.
If another 9/11 happens nobody is going to rally around Trump his approval will drop even more and it might actually help remove him from office because if we're going to actual war the last person either side wants (except russia) is Trump in charge.
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I've never had a problem with aliexpress. I thought this sub is for risk takers.
And I thought this sub was for retards that knew they were retarded, but here you fucking are, thinking you aren't.
The six months it takes you to realized 'I {married, elected} a piece of shit'.
Obama's lasted less than 6 months.
No dude apple took an especially HUGE shit.
it did the same thing to me the other day, i was up like 1500 and then down 3k over like an hour
How bout them amzn tendies?
Trump reeeee. Bezo will still take me to the moon.
I too am investing in some MM tickets
Mine always expire worthless. Just like my options
Spoiler alert. It’s a double ended dildo
Nu-uhh, fake news
$9?
Since you've posted moved to $8
If it dropped to 51.60 AH wouldnt the 52 puts be ITM and be exercised or does it need to be by a certain time?
I heard options expire an hour before market close. Not sure though. Might be totally wrong.
Yea this will probably mirror Snapchat performance
Spotify has 100M paying subs
Speculation always works, doesn’t it? ;)
Yeah buying the rumors never work....;)
Shout out to jimmy carter for being the worst president ever
Litterally the worst. Had to fuckin ration gas. In developed America with no major war
Look at his hair and tell me he cares about looking dignified.
touche
This makes me laugh. Why?
Because the EU (read: Germany) is keeping Italy afloat by buying their shit debt.
Fuck, you got me there. Carry on.
He didn’t get YOU u/KGB_INC
If it cuts out while you’re driving at highway speed you wouldn’t even notice until you slowed down. If it cuts out at low speed your steering would just feel a little heavier. This is not a safety issue. If it was the NHTSB would be all up Tesla’s ass about it and it wouldn’t be a voluntary recall.
Go outside and turn your car wheel to the left with the engine off. Now come back inside and fuck yourself.
Which library do I include to call the drown function?
it's included in the WSB SDK
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. I AM A PROFITABLE BUSINESS
When you build the biggest factory in the world how can you be profitable right away? Spending 4 billion dollars on a factory that will take another half year to year to get into production burns a lot of cash. Again, believe whatever you want, but you clearly have no understanding on Tesla or space x.
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Good news: they're about to unlock again!
Fist the chastity beat , next the world
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Woah sick burn bro
That’s brah, bro
Graham says that in The Intellitarded investor
Graham also would never have invested in Amazon CUZ DUH PE IS TOO DERN HAI
You brought it on yourself bud.
no u
tbf Kobe has more money than just about everyone
2nd richest laker all time.
Oh good. We can fund more illegals now. Just what we need.
Fuck social security for our citizens. Let's give all that money to the illegals. Nobody really wants to retire anyways.
What fucked you this hard? My guess is that you panic sold like during the correction and maybe just picked some really risky shit?
Ciber going bankrupt Fucked me the hardest.
Do you think that TSLA could be acquired for greater than $50/share? That seems like the biggest risk to your thesis.
It doesn’t matter, unless that owner can buy enough to overrule Elon, swallow multiple poison pills (they’ve got a golden parachute a few others I recall, making them a poor takeover target), and is willing to sink in another $2 billion dollars into the company to keep it afloat. The stock is worthless after they file for chapter 11, it is owned by the creditors at that point.
San Andreas
Escape from LA.
I was gonna do that anyway hahaha
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOOOOGAAA
Straddle anxiety
i'm doing an iron xanax right now ... might have to hedge with some adderall soon to be functional
Dude everyone was convinced Hillary was inevitably going to win since like 2013, it was 'conventional wisdom' but like all conventional wisdom is fucking retarded as it turned out.
Hilary won by a land slide... in the states that didn’t matter like cali and lost in the ones that did like Florida
Kind of what I was thinking, there's been a lot milked out but between LFIN and RIOT there's still room above zero. You gonna short again or just buy puts?
For these types of stocks I always short. I only buy puts for something I need the leverage on, for an expensive stock like TSLA, TREE or AMZN.
Nah idk. Big headline risk with them, and as for LFIN I'd agree if lower strikes hadn't been written. This past week the lowest you could buy were the 17.5s, now you can go as low as 2.5.
I dont think they go much lower. Sellers exhausting themselves.
Well that's very different from what he said. Not like this would be the first time I see this sentiment on Reddit. As someone who grew up in Russia and living in the us this is very disappointing.
Well given how Russia is conducting such a large and far reaching covert operation to undermine the stability of the western world, and the amount of coverage it's getting right now, it's hard to interpret it as racism and not anti-russian state. That's why the downvotes. However, given the above mentioned operation, it's also not unreasonable for Americans to be suspicious of any and everything russian. I know it's going to suck for you and I'm sorry about that. Blame Putin.
You can also threaten Robinhood that you will reinstall the app
Then I’ll get options again and I won’t know what to do with TD Ameritrade....
Tesla isn't getting a bail out though.
I wasn’t talking about a bailout, just pointing out that peak GM ineptitude was no match for how poorly run Tesla is.
Hello
From the other siiiiide
I think the big sell of was expected. I'm hoping Monday starts with a positive trend otherwise people will say this might be another down quarter.
Look at the bottom from February compared to this current drop. That long tail is similar to a dragonfly and a good indication of a turning point. That hasn't happened yet for this one. The fact that it has not formed a proper bottom pattern suggests it still has room to fall. Also the last correction bounced off the RSI twice, this one has bounced once with a poor bull signals upward. Downside risk outweighs upside potential.
Priced in?
yup, for the last 3 weeks or so.
I’m learning this the hard way with my fb puts last week.
Can't win 'em all, my dude. Down like ... $6K on calls during bearish times all within March so shit happens. With FDs definitely close if you see profit or if the market reverses and if you're still bullish roll them over into ones expiring further out.
He almost hit a home run with weaponizing autism but afraid of the ban and changed it to investments.
REEEEEEinvestments
You blew it! We almost got to see this guy blow up his account
this is WSB, good advice will not stop him from blowing up his account
You are fun at parties. Im sure of it.
Probably talks about religion and politics after cracking that first juice box... Like a true autist
Long MeatSpin
take a ride on my Meat $PIN
Probably all his lost head hair aggregated to his ass too.
Same
Well the best way for TESLA to survive as a car company is to fire half the techies and start hiring automotive/mechanical engineers and start full scale production line. But of course TESLA is not a car company, it's a battery company disguised as a car company.
BuT THey DOnT mAkE BaTTeRiES
they have a 1 year warranty. just send it in.
the glass back broke as well. so i have this feeling they are going to say that whatever impact that caused the glass to break (really happened only because i leaned against a counter with my phone in my front pocket) affected the home button.
Do you not get whacked with a big exercise fee? Or is that just on the buyers side?
It’s 10 bucks with my broker. But sometimes the spread to close the option costs more than that
is anyone actually doubting the size of women's fashion retail? Or that puts/calls are attempts at fad-timing?
you'll have to ask them but it seems like everyone on here thinks it's about to tank
I’m coming up with 32.33 uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
LEEEROYYYYYY
Shorted GE too early
something something irrational longer than you can stay solvent
It always goes down on Mondays, n00b.
What about thursdees?
Do you have a job, and if so where?
serial SF startup brogrammer
FB doing that would be hilarious given SNAPs little Cyrillic joke yesterday.
Not gonna lie that was ~~gay~~ funny af
What expiration date for the $200?
got some weeklies (lolz) as well as some that are like later this year.
Nope. A 3x Gold ETF.
How do you know they’re inversely related
true, though I hate the idea of having to pay extra just to avoid getting harassed by actual retards
this
Yep, they didn't cover any of the repairs which cost and total about $500. This is what it cost me for the washing machine by itself.
Samsung appliances suck ass, like most of their products.
It's appropriately condescending.
No, it implies that they aren't fully capable of making, or responsible for the repercussions of, their decisions. The only reason to pity them would be if they had some flaw they aren't responsible for that caused them to make the wrong decision. They are FULLY culpable for electing this oaf.
You only need the V once
Not much luck with the ladies eh?
To be real with you, I would have straight up killed myself if that was me.
I don't know how I'm still alive tbh. I'm pretty numb and dead inside.
synthetic shorts with options then...
You're recommending options in a comment chain looking for alternatives to options.
Go open an account at the blood bank
https://youtu.be/i5fjCQRE4_4
So who is blocking the bill from passing?
/u/jonesrr2 is a fucking sycophant, don't waste your time with him.
What's that restaurant you like with all the shit on the walls?
You mean Autism Awareness Day?
except use trump as the ball
'Please Mr. Trump, we should get rid of him, the US economy is doing too well!'
He should and then light it all on fire in the greatest potlatch in human history.
'Bezos should totally just give Trump $5B, that'll show him!'
Are you short OSTK currently? Wondering if it is worth it or if I am too late to the party
couldn't even find AKRX options so I guess I'm just long stock now
Damn intel in second place for the race to 50 after sq. Can mu join them?
Race to 40*
Bought 5/18 calls this morning. Sure fucking hope it is!
I have 16 calls with that exp, all down at least 50%
Being Trump of course
Don’t you know, trade wars are good and easy to win.
I gotta get paid
That's the way it is
Hate us, cuz they ain't us
No Regerts
thank you for your sacrifice
I'm up about 90%. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Fuckerberg
Fuckersperg
WTF why would anyone agree to finance this?
same reason anyone does anything for him ever even though he has a life long record of fucking people over, People, at their core, are very very stupid.
This is like the opposite of true. GE only looks good @13 if you have a very long time frame.
I'm just looking to take money off the table. It's had a nice slide from $14 and really just looking for a small bounce to take my pennies and be on my way.
They even let mom and pop shops sell on their platform...it's a large portion of their online sales. Small business can sell directly to customers, or can ship their crap to Amazon and amazon will take care of [packaging it up, shipping it to customers, and even phone support for your products](https://services.amazon.com/fulfillment-by-amazon/benefits.html).
You know until like this year *that* was their main feature right?
It's not unreasonable to be mad at someone for intentionally hurting the US economy for no gain.
Is this what winning a trade war is like? I don't like it very much.
Thank you for that. I'll look into it. I'm on the fence about TA being a useful tool. On the one hand, I'm a fundamentalist at heart, but on the other, TA has made me money. Any papers proving or disproving it can only make me a better investor/trader.
Yeah I used TA to make money too but it was during a bull market and a lot of the TA amounted to BTFD which was a profitable strategy at that time. Aka I have no idea how much of that success was attributable to TA and how much was pure chance.
Hard to say in this current environment
[May need some stimulation at first...](https://i.imgur.com/05uVaOJ.gifv).
Fuckersperg
Cuckerfuckerberg
really glad I clicked this, would recommend
I'm crying
Quick enough??? Tank city today
It’s a good start. Helping off set my massive loses on my fb calls
IV will kill you, don't do this.
Mebbe spreads. But I was looking all day and IV was obscene.
Oh, I forgot that bull markets have 3% swings in the indexes. My bad.
I said good luck faggot now stop crying.
The $10.50 calls OP bought were .17 and Jan 2019 $10 calls are 1.65 each. So you pay 1.48 per share more for a year of theta and .50 lower strike. IMO a great deal
75% of a year FTFY
I’ve got 4/6 calls, will sell off on next upswing ... puts on 4/20 sounds like a fine deal based on past history
With the IV on JNUG you're losing money on *any* purchased option imo