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Tis what I've been waiting for. I'm going to be rich after this next recession, mark my fuckin words.	Same here. I watched 2008 from the sidelines; this time, I'm buying in.
Wear a rubber before taking the plunge?	Unless it's with a porn star, then just go balls out high risk rush.
Okay, so does the fact that your strategy is substantially similar to one that has a name tell you something about its viability?	Gotcha. All in
/ES provides liquidity, volume, and leverage. 18 Billion a day is traded in SPY while 118 Billion a day is traded in /ES	And if you have less than 25k there's no day trading hit with ES like there is with SPY.
Bottom confirmed.	lol no still diving
Immmmmmm reaaaddyyyyyyyyy! Small cap opioids bio techs? Let’s play with fire	$ATXI?
And now you jinxed the market! ... :-/	smh doesn't even make sense.
A fool and his money is soon parted if you think the Rockets can beat the Warriors in the playoffs.	Stick to losing your money on options. It's less obvious when you make stupid bets based on past history rather than future valuations.
There's nothing better than sweet MILF love	yes she loved him dearly, up til the end.
Decent article, im looking into it.	what did u find boi
cawrring	that's fried rice, you plick!
You mean the xjo? Or the all ords?	Do investors take positions in the xjo like American investors do the dowj? If that’s the case- buying into an etf that takes multiple positions in securities within the xjo index makes more sense?
Have you heard of SUNEQ?	Ya, that was my first loss as an early investor. I remember it all too well.
Thoughts and prayers. I once went 3 days without fapping and I want to kill myself. Can’t even imagine how you feel right now. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy	I feel fine for the most part, since my personal record was 16 days
WSB has been saying this for over a year. Hasn't happened.	52w high is 15.65 tho
Proof or ban	https://imgur.com/a/V7kPW
[Sadly no.](https://theweeflea.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/1f921f8f-5541-43cf-867b-3cf7d6a1448d.jpg?w=640)	Hey! You better watch xirself! That's a micro-aggression!
Fuckbook	Cuckbook
Puts on FB, im fine.	Same
Not when you're in. No. But when you out. I get an extra 2 paychecks a month on the 1st compared to the usual middle class job.	You have to stay in for 20 years for those tendies.
The green layer is where you average down.	If you ask me, the guac is the real reward
Wow the Russian d_t bots don't even try to hide their origins anymore	The Russians are coming the Russians are coming!
Did you read what he wrote in the post?	Shhhh lets wait for a TIFU post
How about that, you’d only be down 99% if you bought this last year.	At the current price you'd own the same percentage that 8.7 BILLION dollars of shares would have held at it's peak with just 1 share.
I prefer the Perdue ones personally	That’s just wrong.
These puts are down another 40 percent today yo	lmfao kill me
Yeah it’s almost more profitable to buy shares and then lend them out to shorters since the fee rate is so high	Isn't the fee rate yearly? 175% comes out to 14.5% per month. And it went down more than that today.
Buy a 100 shares every time you masturbate	That's gonna be alot of shares
F	A
Options?	yep
wtf is this real advice on WSB? now I've seen everything.	Every once in awhile people post good DD
Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available.	What did you say?!
I'm long may 18 calls with a $50 strike.	I picked up 6/15 $50 calls today.
I figured insiders would try to liquidate this asap. or possibly hold onto shares tomorrow for a nice pump/bull trap, then sell off on 4/2	Why 4/2?
Or anything on Friday, sell though cause the reversal is getting reveresed	AMEN!
Just switched back to myspace. This shits going to a buck.	SNAP will buy them.
Looks like you got your miracle for now hehe. Congrats!	Yep. Took my profits while I could. Did not expect this EOD rally. But I made a decent bit so Im not complaining
Goodbye	Listen here you little shit.
what does this comment say	I'm a faggot.
I need to learn how to figure that kind of information.	I just let other people here tell me what to buy.
Exactly the news media is punishing facebook for allowing a 3rd party on it's platform that did business with a company that did business with a company that did business once with a guy on Trump's campaign team. This is the absolute state of Trump derangement syndrome.	I honestly hate Trump but the media coverage of him is retarded ~~sometimes~~ always.
That's MR. Jones to you	okie dokey Mr. Jones.
Thanks captain hindsight, must have missed your call for one of the best single day rallies in recent history.	You said 'judging by this morning' when futures were up 1.5%, don't get cute with me when you're the one being retarded.
Sarcasm or flair	Lol yeah I mean time decay will eat at the value and they may just expire worthless. I’m guessing this guy have a big account and these are just plunge protection.
Could you clarify? Are you saying that I should buy later dates? What is the advantage? Also what is the ticker for Greeks?	the shorter the expiration, the harder they move up or down because less time to get there. further out = safer.
You sound like me.... No clue how, but when I get access I'm doing it	I got access. I did it. It worked out. I'll learn from here
For fucks sake. How long have you been saving that for?	AT LEAST 3 TENDIE MICROWAVE TIMES
Not gunna lie, ABC pants are life.	Seconded. Wear them every day
Yep, don't have to like Trump to profit from media hysteria	I bet Trump had puts on Facebook.
Dude remember the civil war? Holy shit those were the days.	Dude, remember before the civil war? Now those were, in fact, the days.
I thought it was Green Friday this week :-(	No Jesus died so we could eat tendies on Friday.
Is this MU or are you playing the meme stock madness?	Spx or bust
Are his kids over 18?	Does that really matter?
I don't think RH lets you buy options directly on the Index.	Why is Robinhood literally garbage?
You actually use the Microsoft store? What the fuck	Wow.
CA didn't pay Facebook anything, CA paid Alex Kogan, a professor at the Cambridge University who developed an app for his own research - from there he had the big dataset. CA could develop their own app, but chose to just acquire the data from Kogan and save time. That's the whole 'breach'.	ur making me feel a lot better about my $172 bags, bought in my ira so i can't even tax loss harvest.
You have to understand	I am a profitable company
Yeah it was oversold. DD straight out of wsb. RHT was earnings play. In less than 2 days	RHT was one of my first stock purchases when I started trading last fall. Got a great return from it over a few months. I need to put it back on my watch list.
I think I'll get more from selling my balls.	I don’t think people are usually in the market for faggot balls
SNAP will buy them.	MySpace will buy them.
Wtf why 134	OP is ballsy and broke
okie dokey Mr. Jones.	SHALALALALALA MR JONES AND ME USED TO WRITE EACHOTHER FAIRY TALES -Counting Crows
the puts cost a fortune though	For a reason, they're priced for annihilation. I got mine a week ago while they were still cheapish.
Why’s that?	because $mu likes to be red when the market is green
I like CANE and CORN for long	Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment
Your girlfriend wonders that twice a week with you.	Jokes on you! I dont have a girlfriend!
The fuck are those tickers?	Drunk tickers!
PE is like 63 now	Look at Amazon, NFLX, etc. See today I was right, QQQ up and MSFT up more. Today is not the day to buy MSFT puts
Damn. I must be lucky as fuck cuz I opened my account Saturday and just now got options.	Well shit, I just got them too! Time to lose money
Sometimes you have to become the enemy to understand the enemy	fr
Because they have a massive amount of cash held offshore that they can burn. What else are that supposed to do with it? Pay a dividend like some boring blue chip?	I think they have a negative FCF of 4 billion or so. The only cash they're burning is borrowed.
Thought maybe you were trying to kill yourself by 58 alerts going off at once if your puts failed	why does everyone forget I have calls too? whichever way the market goes, something makes money, it's just about which one overlaps the other and if I sell them when it's doing the old' see-saw movement.
thanks for the input	It certainly provides better entertainment than watching tickers all day, no doubt. There's just way too many things that can go wrong that you'll never plan for. I guess gambling is the perfect word for it. Update us with results.
Yeah. I liked it. Not a 'must watch' but decent.	Never even heard of it til now. Def on my list to watch during my next Netflix n chill
check out /r/ESPNbets	nice one, dumbass.
g	g
I've been doing some work on Nike and a big thing with them is the Nike+ membership at 100m people and how they can make decisions on what to make and how to serve it to each customer. I used to think that was ludicrous. But based on what CA was able to do with 50m, I think you can achieve just about whatever you want with the right people working the data - its a plenty big sample size.	Sociologists get data boners for sample sizes 1/1000th of that size. For data scientists, that's an orgy load if data.
Im assuming LFIN?	lmfao
Fake news. They just wanna a better position to entry in more shorts	Damn even WSB is getting kinda bearish. Never thought I'd see the day. Buying $ALLY.
Ge medical part is one of the few good parts of ge. The rest especially the oil parts r a huge dumpsterfire	For now, Oil can change in a heartbeat though, just look at history.
Fair enough. Then what is the thesis for them to not to continue to grow?	Bears predicted 9 of the 1 recession in the last decade so far
It’s ok I have until May 18	Technically yes, but you really only have until April 30th due to theta
Uh it’s not a pyramid, it’s an upside down triangle	Reverse funnel system
Mu2	Omg I'm retarded
Flair checks out.	Your mom checks out
Why am I so bad at this?	We all are, it's why we're in this sub.
Can’t blame.. Humanity is dumb.	Voting is so 20th century
Weekly options expirations.	...friday
Lol it's basically the trolley problem.	[obligatory](https://i.imgur.com/S6WbJed.png)
That was the dashcam though. LIDAR should have picked it up. I don't think most humans could avoid the accident, but it's the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent. Uber fucked up somewhere, that accident should not have occurred.	This is the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent when the technology is mature. They've got to iron the bugs somehow. Real world testing is pretty much necessary.
I mean it would make sense. Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist, and by causing world war 3, she could bring about the Armageddon	Hillary Clinton isn't a 'globalist'... if you actually understood politics, u'd know she's more conservative and hawkish than most dems...
FWIW the Nasdaq in the late nineties was at a PE of 200. We are no where near this right now. I think it's at 25? If it corrects, it will not be dot com era brutal.	Its only low now because of companies going into debt to buy their shares back to keep the ratio low
Do you never sleep?	Money never sleeps.
Oh shit I didn't see this one, link it up?	https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/20/us/self-driving-uber-pedestrian-killed.html
Those have to be gone already	yeah they were :(
C	E
It's having some resistance at ~$39, honestly not sure if it goes up down or sideways from here on out	There's still a lot of room to drop
Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment	You wanna buy some air from me?
Psssh. You shower in the planet fitness. Only 1 cocksucking a month. Plus free pizza and bagels!	Pizza and bagels but no pizza bagels?
Lunch is on you if it goes up to $180... lunch at Applebee's,	Jokes on applebees I'm ordering bottomless fries.

Tis what I've been waiting for. I'm going to be rich after this next recession, mark my fuckin words.

Same here. I watched 2008 from the sidelines; this time, I'm buying in.

Wear a rubber before taking the plunge?

Unless it's with a porn star, then just go balls out high risk rush.

Okay, so does the fact that your strategy is substantially similar to one that has a *name* tell you something about its viability?

Gotcha. All in

/ES provides liquidity, volume, and leverage. 18 Billion a day is traded in SPY while 118 Billion a day is traded in /ES

And if you have less than 25k there's no day trading hit with ES like there is with SPY.

Bottom confirmed.

lol no still diving

Immmmmmm reaaaddyyyyyyyyy! Small cap opioids bio techs? Let’s play with fire

$ATXI?

And now you jinxed the market! ... :-/

smh doesn't even make sense.

A fool and his money is soon parted if you think the Rockets can beat the Warriors in the playoffs.

Stick to losing your money on options. It's less obvious when you make stupid bets based on past history rather than future valuations.

There's nothing better than sweet MILF love

yes she loved him dearly, up til the end.

Decent article, im looking into it.

what did u find boi

cawrring

that's fried rice, you plick!

You mean the xjo? Or the all ords?

Do investors take positions in the xjo like American investors do the dowj? If that’s the case- buying into an etf that takes multiple positions in securities within the xjo index makes more sense?

Have you heard of SUNEQ?

Ya, that was my first loss as an early investor. I remember it all too well.

Thoughts and prayers. I once went 3 days without fapping and I want to kill myself. Can’t even imagine how you feel right now. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

I feel fine for the most part, since my personal record was 16 days

WSB has been saying this for over a year. Hasn't happened.

52w high is 15.65 tho

Proof or ban

https://imgur.com/a/V7kPW

[Sadly no.](https://theweeflea.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/1f921f8f-5541-43cf-867b-3cf7d6a1448d.jpg?w=640)

Hey! You better watch xirself! That's a micro-aggression!

Fuckbook

Cuckbook

Puts on FB, im fine.

Same

Not when you're in. No. But when you out. I get an extra 2 paychecks a month on the 1st compared to the usual middle class job.

You have to stay in for 20 years for those tendies.

The green layer is where you average down.

If you ask me, the guac is the real reward

Wow the Russian d_t bots don't even try to hide their origins anymore

The Russians are coming the Russians are coming!

Did you read what he wrote in the post?

Shhhh lets wait for a TIFU post

How about that, you’d only be down 99% if you bought this last year.

At the current price you'd own the same percentage that 8.7 BILLION dollars of shares would have held at it's peak with just 1 share.

I prefer the Perdue ones personally

That’s just wrong.

These puts are down another 40 percent today yo

lmfao kill me

Yeah it’s almost more profitable to buy shares and then lend them out to shorters since the fee rate is so high

Isn't the fee rate yearly? 175% comes out to 14.5% per month. And it went down more than that today.

Buy a 100 shares every time you masturbate

That's gonna be alot of shares

F

A

Options?

yep

wtf is this real advice on WSB? now I've seen everything.

Every once in awhile people post good DD

Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available.

What did you say?!

I'm long may 18 calls with a $50 strike.

I picked up 6/15 $50 calls today.

I figured insiders would try to liquidate this asap. or possibly hold onto shares tomorrow for a nice pump/bull trap, then sell off on 4/2

Why 4/2?

Or anything on Friday, sell though cause the reversal is getting reveresed

AMEN!

Just switched back to myspace. This shits going to a buck.

SNAP will buy them.

Looks like you got your miracle for now hehe. Congrats!

Yep. Took my profits while I could. Did not expect this EOD rally. But I made a decent bit so Im not complaining

Goodbye

Listen here you little shit.

what does this comment say

I'm a faggot.

I need to learn how to figure that kind of information.

I just let other people here tell me what to buy.

Exactly the news media is punishing facebook for allowing a 3rd party on it's platform that did business with a company that did business with a company that did business once with a guy on Trump's campaign team. This is the absolute state of Trump derangement syndrome.

I honestly hate Trump but the media coverage of him is retarded ~~sometimes~~ always.

That's MR. Jones to you

okie dokey Mr. Jones.

Thanks captain hindsight, must have missed your call for one of the best single day rallies in recent history.

You said 'judging by this morning' when futures were up 1.5%, don't get cute with me when you're the one being retarded.

Sarcasm or flair

Lol yeah I mean time decay will eat at the value and they may just expire worthless. I’m guessing this guy have a big account and these are just plunge protection.

Could you clarify? Are you saying that I should buy later dates? What is the advantage? Also what is the ticker for Greeks?

the shorter the expiration, the harder they move up or down because less time to get there. further out = safer.

You sound like me.... No clue how, but when I get access I'm doing it

I got access. I did it. It worked out. I'll learn from here

For fucks sake. How long have you been saving that for?

AT LEAST 3 TENDIE MICROWAVE TIMES

Not gunna lie, ABC pants are life.

Seconded. Wear them every day

Yep, don't have to like Trump to profit from media hysteria

I bet Trump had puts on Facebook.

Dude remember the civil war? Holy shit those were the days.

Dude, remember before the civil war? Now those were, in fact, the days.

I thought it was Green Friday this week :-(

No Jesus died so we could eat tendies on Friday.

Is this MU or are you playing the meme stock madness?

Spx or bust

Are his kids over 18?

Does that really matter?

I don't think RH lets you buy options directly on the Index.

Why is Robinhood literally garbage?

You actually use the Microsoft store? What the fuck

Wow.

CA didn't pay Facebook anything, CA paid Alex Kogan, a professor at the Cambridge University who developed an app for his own research - from there he had the big dataset. CA could develop their own app, but chose to just acquire the data from Kogan and save time. That's the whole 'breach'.

ur making me feel a lot better about my $172 bags, bought in my ira so i can't even tax loss harvest.

You have to understand

I am a profitable company

Yeah it was oversold. DD straight out of wsb. RHT was earnings play. In less than 2 days

RHT was one of my first stock purchases when I started trading last fall. Got a great return from it over a few months. I need to put it back on my watch list.

I think I'll get more from selling my balls.

I don’t think people are usually in the market for faggot balls

SNAP will buy them.

MySpace will buy them.

Wtf why 134

OP is ballsy and broke

okie dokey Mr. Jones.

SHALALALALALA MR JONES AND ME USED TO WRITE EACHOTHER FAIRY TALES -Counting Crows

the puts cost a fortune though

For a reason, they're priced for annihilation. I got mine a week ago while they were still cheapish.

Why’s that?

because $mu likes to be red when the market is green

I like CANE and CORN for long

Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment

Your girlfriend wonders that twice a week with you.

Jokes on you! I dont have a girlfriend!

The fuck are those tickers?

Drunk tickers!

PE is like 63 now

Look at Amazon, NFLX, etc. See today I was right, QQQ up and MSFT up more. Today is not the day to buy MSFT puts

Damn. I must be lucky as fuck cuz I opened my account Saturday and just now got options.

Well shit, I just got them too! Time to lose money

Sometimes you have to become the enemy to understand the enemy

fr

Because they have a massive amount of cash held offshore that they can burn. What else are that supposed to do with it? Pay a dividend like some boring blue chip?

I think they have a negative FCF of 4 billion or so. The only cash they're burning is borrowed.

Thought maybe you were trying to kill yourself by 58 alerts going off at once if your puts failed

why does everyone forget I have calls too? whichever way the market goes, something makes money, it's just about which one overlaps the other and if I sell them when it's doing the old' see-saw movement.

thanks for the input

It certainly provides better entertainment than watching tickers all day, no doubt. There's just way too many things that can go wrong that you'll never plan for. I guess gambling is the perfect word for it. Update us with results.

Yeah. I liked it. Not a 'must watch' but decent.

Never even heard of it til now. Def on my list to watch during my next Netflix n chill

check out /r/ESPNbets

nice one, dumbass.

g

I've been doing some work on Nike and a big thing with them is the Nike+ membership at 100m people and how they can make decisions on what to make and how to serve it to each customer. I used to think that was ludicrous. But based on what CA was able to do with 50m, I think you can achieve just about whatever you want with the right people working the data - its a plenty big sample size.

Sociologists get data boners for sample sizes 1/1000th of that size. For data scientists, that's an orgy load if data.

Im assuming LFIN?

lmfao

Fake news. They just wanna a better position to entry in more shorts

Damn even WSB is getting kinda bearish. Never thought I'd see the day. Buying $ALLY.

Ge medical part is one of the few good parts of ge. The rest especially the oil parts r a huge dumpsterfire

For now, Oil can change in a heartbeat though, just look at history.

Fair enough. Then what is the thesis for them to not to continue to grow?

Bears predicted 9 of the 1 recession in the last decade so far

It’s ok I have until May 18

Technically yes, but you really only have until April 30th due to theta

Uh it’s not a pyramid, it’s an upside down triangle

Reverse funnel system

Mu2

Omg I'm retarded

Flair checks out.

Your mom checks out

Why am I so bad at this?

We all are, it's why we're in this sub.

Can’t blame.. Humanity is dumb.

Voting is so 20th century

Weekly options expirations.

...friday

Lol it's basically the trolley problem.

[obligatory](https://i.imgur.com/S6WbJed.png)

That was the dashcam though. LIDAR should have picked it up. I don't think most humans could avoid the accident, but it's the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent. Uber fucked up somewhere, that accident should not have occurred.

This is the type of accident that AI is supposed to prevent **when the technology is mature**. They've got to iron the bugs somehow. Real world testing is pretty much necessary.

I mean it would make sense. Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist, and by causing world war 3, she could bring about the Armageddon

Hillary Clinton isn't a 'globalist'... if you actually understood politics, u'd know she's more conservative and hawkish than most dems...

FWIW the Nasdaq in the late nineties was at a PE of 200. We are no where near this right now. I think it's at 25? If it corrects, it will not be dot com era brutal.

Its only low now because of companies going into debt to buy their shares back to keep the ratio low

Do you never sleep?

Money never sleeps.

Oh shit I didn't see this one, link it up?

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/20/us/self-driving-uber-pedestrian-killed.html

Those have to be gone already

yeah they were :(

C

E

It's having some resistance at ~$39, honestly not sure if it goes up down or sideways from here on out

There's still a lot of room to drop

Seriously explain to me why you wouldn’t invest in cane and corn though. It’s like investing in oxygen, we’re always gonna need it. Sounds like a good investment

You wanna buy some air from me?

Psssh. You shower in the planet fitness. Only 1 cocksucking a month. Plus free pizza and bagels!

Pizza and bagels but no pizza bagels?

Lunch is on you if it goes up to $180... lunch at Applebee's,

Jokes on applebees I'm ordering bottomless fries.