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I don't want to throw away my son's old trophies. My son just left for college and I don't want to throw away his old comic books and trophies. | Aww that's really sweet. I understand being sentimental about that sort of stuff. Do you feel like you have to? | Yes I am really attached to his stuff. He told me get rid of his old stuff but I think I will let him know I just can't do it. |
I don't want to throw away my son's old trophies. My son just left for college and I don't want to throw away his old comic books and trophies. Aww that's really sweet. I understand being sentimental about that sort of stuff. Do you feel like you have to? | Yes I am really attached to his stuff. He told me get rid of his old stuff but I think I will let him know I just can't do it. | You should just keep it for now. He may think that stuff is corny now, but later in life he will be glad you kept it. |
I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream while drunk. | I ate the last of my roomie's ice cream. | Haha how dare you. lol just kidding. What kind? |
I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream while drunk. I ate the last of my roomie's ice cream. | Haha how dare you. lol just kidding. What kind? | It was some Hagen Daz strawberry. Soo good, but I feel so bad about it haha. |
I ate the last of my roommate's ice cream while drunk. I ate the last of my roomie's ice cream. Haha how dare you. lol just kidding. What kind? | It was some Hagen Daz strawberry. Soo good, but I feel so bad about it haha. | Ooooo i understand why you did. |
Someone rear ended me and wrecked my car. | Someone wrecked my car the other day. I'm so mad. | Oh that's awful! Will insurance cover it? |
Someone rear ended me and wrecked my car. Someone wrecked my car the other day. I'm so mad. | Oh that's awful! Will insurance cover it? | Yes but I have whip lash. |
Someone rear ended me and wrecked my car. Someone wrecked my car the other day. I'm so mad. Oh that's awful! Will insurance cover it? | Yes but I have whip lash. | That's terrible. I hope you can get some compensation and feel better. |
I'm pretty happy with the way things are going at this time | You ever just have a good week where nothing bad happens? | Yeah, not in awhile, but I definitely know that feeling. Are you having a great week? |
I'm pretty happy with the way things are going at this time You ever just have a good week where nothing bad happens? | Yeah, not in awhile, but I definitely know that feeling. Are you having a great week? | Yeah it's pretty good actually! Nothing bad happened (knock on wood) and I can't really complain :D |
I'm pretty happy with the way things are going at this time You ever just have a good week where nothing bad happens? Yeah_comma_ not in awhile_comma_ but I definitely know that feeling. Are you having a great week? | Yeah it's pretty good actually! Nothing bad happened (knock on wood) and I can't really complain :D | That's awesome, I hope it stays that way! |
I'm pretty happy with the way things are going at this time You ever just have a good week where nothing bad happens? Yeah_comma_ not in awhile_comma_ but I definitely know that feeling. Are you having a great week? Yeah it's pretty good actually! Nothing bad happened (knock on wood) and I can't really complain :D | That's awesome, I hope it stays that way! | Hey me too! I hope yours is as well!! |
Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. | Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. | Hey that's awesome! Where ya going? |
Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. | Hey that's awesome! Where ya going? | Out in the woods near a friend's place, haven't been in a long time! |
Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. Got everything packed and ready for my camping trip this weekend. Should be a great time. Hey that's awesome! Where ya going? | Out in the woods near a friend's place, haven't been in a long time! | Yeah I haven't either. I bet it's gonna be awesome. Bring plenty of beer :D |
My trash can is super gross. I almost puked opening it up. | I need to clean my trash can. | Filled up? You better clean it before it overflows! |
My trash can is super gross. I almost puked opening it up. I need to clean my trash can. | Filled up? You better clean it before it overflows! | It is super gross. Not yet but just the smell is horrid. |
My trash can is super gross. I almost puked opening it up. I need to clean my trash can. Filled up? You better clean it before it overflows! | It is super gross. Not yet but just the smell is horrid. | Ew, yeah, definitely sounds like it needs a good cleansing! |
I'm furious, my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. For no reason! | I'm furious, my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. | Wowza, did you call to complain? |
I'm furious, my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. For no reason! I'm furious_comma_ my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. | Wowza, did you call to complain? | That's what I'll be doing next thing tomorrow, they didn't even give me a reason! |
I'm furious, my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. For no reason! I'm furious_comma_ my cell phone bill this month is 200 dollars more than last months. Wowza_comma_ did you call to complain? | That's what I'll be doing next thing tomorrow, they didn't even give me a reason! | Phone companies are notorious for this. I hope you are able to resolve. |
I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit, with them facing down at me, and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. | I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit, with them facing down at me, and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. | I have had that happen to me many times. |
I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit, with them facing down at me, and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit_comma_ with them facing down at me_comma_ and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. | I have had that happen to me many times. | Yeah, it was kind of a wake-up call, since I'm of the age to have children. Like, "Well, this is what I have to look forward to." I'm not wild about the idea of having to deal with getting little sleep and having to deal with their bodily fluids. But I know it will make my wife happy. |
I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit, with them facing down at me, and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. I was holding my brother's newborn earlier today... I held them up a little bit_comma_ with them facing down at me_comma_ and they puked all over me. Pretty cool. Can't get the smell of baby vomit out of my nose. I have had that happen to me many times. | Yeah, it was kind of a wake-up call, since I'm of the age to have children. Like, "Well, this is what I have to look forward to." I'm not wild about the idea of having to deal with getting little sleep and having to deal with their bodily fluids. But I know it will make my wife happy. | It is definitely a lot of work, but it is the best type of work I have ever done. |
My husband threw a graduation party for me and I felt this way. | My husband put together a graduation party for me and I had idea! | That was nice of him. What idea did you have? As in how to return the favor or something? |
My husband threw a graduation party for me and I felt this way. My husband put together a graduation party for me and I had idea! | That was nice of him. What idea did you have? As in how to return the favor or something? | Sorry, I meant no idea. I was so happy and shocked. |
My husband threw a graduation party for me and I felt this way. My husband put together a graduation party for me and I had idea! That was nice of him. What idea did you have? As in how to return the favor or something? | Sorry, I meant no idea. I was so happy and shocked. | Ohh... hah, that makes more sense. Then he did his job well. Good on him. But more importantly, congratulations to you for graduating! I know the feeling.. I'm close to graduating myself, and I can already feel the excitement. I hope no one surprises me with a party though.. too shy of a nerd for that. |
My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. | My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. | That's kind of disgusting. I'm glad she's your ex. That says much more about you than her. How did you respond to it? |
My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. | That's kind of disgusting. I'm glad she's your ex. That says much more about you than her. How did you respond to it? | I played it cool and then broke up with her a few days later. |
My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. My ex girlfriend was flirting with these guys right in front of me. She loves the attention. That's kind of disgusting. I'm glad she's your ex. That says much more about you than her. How did you respond to it? | I played it cool and then broke up with her a few days later. | Oh, that happened WHILE you were still dating? Man.. good call. The nerve of some people, and how immature they can be. I don't get how that wouldn't make someone cringe. |
Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous, but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon, but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point, but I'm staying positive. | Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous, but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon, but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point, but I'm staying positive. | They probably have to interview everyone else but it sounds promising! |
Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous, but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon, but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point, but I'm staying positive. Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous_comma_ but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon_comma_ but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point_comma_ but I'm staying positive. | They probably have to interview everyone else but it sounds promising! | That's true.. I guess I hadn't thought of that. I kind of just framed it as, "Aren't I good enough? Then your search should be over!" But it would be dumb not to explore all options available. But this waiting is rough... |
Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous, but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon, but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point, but I'm staying positive. Went on the very first job interview after graduating. I was nervous_comma_ but I felt like it went fairly well. They said they would contact me soon_comma_ but it's been a week. I'm not sure what I should do at this point_comma_ but I'm staying positive. They probably have to interview everyone else but it sounds promising! | That's true.. I guess I hadn't thought of that. I kind of just framed it as, "Aren't I good enough? Then your search should be over!" But it would be dumb not to explore all options available. But this waiting is rough... | I bet it is! and I am sure you ARE good enough. Plus the way I see it if one door shuts another opens you know? Keep your head up |
I was recently looking through my large family photo book and remembering the birth and childhood of each of my 4 children. It brought tears to my eyes as the last one just recently moved out on his own. | My baby boy just moved out to be on his own this last weekend. | Aw it must so hard to let them move on to their own. |
I was recently looking through my large family photo book and remembering the birth and childhood of each of my 4 children. It brought tears to my eyes as the last one just recently moved out on his own. My baby boy just moved out to be on his own this last weekend. | Aw it must so hard to let them move on to their own. | It is. It is the very thing we raise them to do, but it is so hard to let go. After we got him all moved into his new home, I returned home and opened the family photo album to reflect on all of my 4 children. I'm proud of them all, but I sure miss the days of their presence in my home. |
I was recently looking through my large family photo book and remembering the birth and childhood of each of my 4 children. It brought tears to my eyes as the last one just recently moved out on his own. My baby boy just moved out to be on his own this last weekend. Aw it must so hard to let them move on to their own. | It is. It is the very thing we raise them to do, but it is so hard to let go. After we got him all moved into his new home, I returned home and opened the family photo album to reflect on all of my 4 children. I'm proud of them all, but I sure miss the days of their presence in my home. | I completely understand. My little baby just went off to college and although I miss him terribly, I am also proud of him. |
My mom made a large meal of my favorite dish. | Ahh, the joys of visiting home. My mom fixed me 3 course meal of my most favorite dishes! | That sounds amazing! Mom's food is ALWAYS the best. |
My mom made a large meal of my favorite dish. Ahh_comma_ the joys of visiting home. My mom fixed me 3 course meal of my most favorite dishes! | That sounds amazing! Mom's food is ALWAYS the best. | I agree, always! I felt so content that I instantly fell asleep and ended up staying overnight! |
My mom made a large meal of my favorite dish. Ahh_comma_ the joys of visiting home. My mom fixed me 3 course meal of my most favorite dishes! That sounds amazing! Mom's food is ALWAYS the best. | I agree, always! I felt so content that I instantly fell asleep and ended up staying overnight! | Wow! That sounds like an amazing visit. |
i have been cheating on my spouse | i have done a very bad thing and feel terrible about it | Oh no, what did you do? |
i have been cheating on my spouse i have done a very bad thing and feel terrible about it | Oh no, what did you do? | i have been unfaithful to my spouse and have been lying about it. everything just came out |
i have been cheating on my spouse i have done a very bad thing and feel terrible about it Oh no_comma_ what did you do? | i have been unfaithful to my spouse and have been lying about it. everything just came out | how did they find out? |
I ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap. | i ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap | haha. has she found out yet? i bet she was mad |
I ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap. i ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap | haha. has she found out yet? i bet she was mad | nah she hasn't yet but she is going to be pissed |
I ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap. i ate my wife's leftovers while she was taking a nap haha. has she found out yet? i bet she was mad | nah she hasn't yet but she is going to be pissed | i would be too! |
Our home was broken into right after we moved in and I felt this way. | Our home was broken into right after we moved in. I was so mad! | That sounds like a nightmare! Hopefully no one was hurt. |
Our home was broken into right after we moved in and I felt this way. Our home was broken into right after we moved in. I was so mad! | That sounds like a nightmare! Hopefully no one was hurt. | It was. I am so thankful we were not home. |
Our home was broken into right after we moved in and I felt this way. Our home was broken into right after we moved in. I was so mad! That sounds like a nightmare! Hopefully no one was hurt. | It was. I am so thankful we were not home. | Did they take a lot of things? |
I'm signed up to go sky diving for the first time this weekend, but I am nervous. | I'm signed up to go sky diving soon for the first time. | That will be fun. I went for my 18th birthday and it was exciting. |
I'm signed up to go sky diving for the first time this weekend, but I am nervous. I'm signed up to go sky diving soon for the first time. | That will be fun. I went for my 18th birthday and it was exciting. | Nice. I'm nervous about it but also looking forward to it. |
I'm signed up to go sky diving for the first time this weekend, but I am nervous. I'm signed up to go sky diving soon for the first time. That will be fun. I went for my 18th birthday and it was exciting. | Nice. I'm nervous about it but also looking forward to it. | Get the video, It is worth it! |
I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. | I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. | I completely agree. It used to be about the story line and the character development. |
I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. | I completely agree. It used to be about the story line and the character development. | Hopefully it goes back to that, after all the special effect hype dies down! |
I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. I remember when movies actually focused more on the plot and acting rather than the special effects. I miss those times. I completely agree. It used to be about the story line and the character development. | Hopefully it goes back to that, after all the special effect hype dies down! | I hope so, too. Meanwhile, you can just watch old movies. |
One time I was on a diet and I ate a whole bag of Hershey's Kisses. They were delicious, but I shouldn't have done it. | I'm supposed to be on a diet, but today I ate a bunch of Hershey's Kisses. | Ah, couldn't resist? Just make up and eat well tomorrow! |
One time I was on a diet and I ate a whole bag of Hershey's Kisses. They were delicious, but I shouldn't have done it. I'm supposed to be on a diet_comma_ but today I ate a bunch of Hershey's Kisses. | Ah, couldn't resist? Just make up and eat well tomorrow! | Absolutely. I don't know why I even have them in the house. |
One time I was on a diet and I ate a whole bag of Hershey's Kisses. They were delicious, but I shouldn't have done it. I'm supposed to be on a diet_comma_ but today I ate a bunch of Hershey's Kisses. Ah_comma_ couldn't resist? Just make up and eat well tomorrow! | Absolutely. I don't know why I even have them in the house. | Yeah, you should hide them at least! |
I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i am so excited. | I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i cant wait | That's cool. What are you gonna eat there? |
I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i am so excited. I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i cant wait | That's cool. What are you gonna eat there? | Shrimp and fried rice. It is a Japanese place |
I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i am so excited. I am going to my favorite restaurant tomorrow i cant wait That's cool. What are you gonna eat there? | Shrimp and fried rice. It is a Japanese place | Oh sweet is it one of those where they cook it in front of you? |
I got a birthday card from an uncle that I haven't heard from in years | Something nice happened to me yesterday | That is nice, what happened? |
I got a birthday card from an uncle that I haven't heard from in years Something nice happened to me yesterday | That is nice, what happened? | I got a birthday card in the mail from an uncle I haven't heard from in forever |
I got a birthday card from an uncle that I haven't heard from in years Something nice happened to me yesterday That is nice_comma_ what happened? | I got a birthday card in the mail from an uncle I haven't heard from in forever | That is awesome, hopefully yall can continue your relationship |
I got a birthday card from an uncle that I haven't heard from in years Something nice happened to me yesterday That is nice_comma_ what happened? I got a birthday card in the mail from an uncle I haven't heard from in forever | That is awesome, hopefully yall can continue your relationship | Yeah I'm gonna call him next week and say thanks :) |
I remember when I was in 8th grade, I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents | I remember when I was in 8th grade, I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents | It must have been nerve wracking! Did you do well? |
I remember when I was in 8th grade, I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents I remember when I was in 8th grade_comma_ I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents | It must have been nerve wracking! Did you do well? | I was so nervous that I actually started choking up! Good thing people thought it was the microphone malfunctioning! |
I remember when I was in 8th grade, I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents I remember when I was in 8th grade_comma_ I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents It must have been nerve wracking! Did you do well? | I was so nervous that I actually started choking up! Good thing people thought it was the microphone malfunctioning! | Ha! When in doubt, just blame it on the microphone! |
I remember when I was in 8th grade, I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents I remember when I was in 8th grade_comma_ I had to sing the national anthem at my middle school graduation in front of hundreds of students and parents It must have been nerve wracking! Did you do well? I was so nervous that I actually started choking up! Good thing people thought it was the microphone malfunctioning! | Ha! When in doubt, just blame it on the microphone! | I was so relieved when my friends and parents complained about the microphone. That means nobody knew it was me!! |
I forgot my lines in the live drama. | So yea, last night my brain decided to replay a moment from high school when I forgot my lines in the live drama. | Oh gosh! That must have been embarrassing. What happened? |
I forgot my lines in the live drama. So yea_comma_ last night my brain decided to replay a moment from high school when I forgot my lines in the live drama. | Oh gosh! That must have been embarrassing. What happened? | It was! I just completely blanked and started stuttering and mumbling. Eventually another actor came to the rescue and queued me back in. |
I forgot my lines in the live drama. So yea_comma_ last night my brain decided to replay a moment from high school when I forgot my lines in the live drama. Oh gosh! That must have been embarrassing. What happened? | It was! I just completely blanked and started stuttering and mumbling. Eventually another actor came to the rescue and queued me back in. | Thank goodness for them! Did you not study your lines enough? Or you were just too nervous? |
I didnt realize that chocolate milk did not come from brown cows until I was 14. | One day after work, I was sitting at a table with one of my coworkers and my boss. I was 14 at the time and we worked in a bakery. I said something about brown cows and chocolate milk. That was when i realized that chocolate milk didnt come from brown cows. | Haha too funny! Wow 14?! Suprised you didn't learn it earlier haha |
I didnt realize that chocolate milk did not come from brown cows until I was 14. One day after work_comma_ I was sitting at a table with one of my coworkers and my boss. I was 14 at the time and we worked in a bakery. I said something about brown cows and chocolate milk. That was when i realized that chocolate milk didnt come from brown cows. | Haha too funny! Wow 14?! Suprised you didn't learn it earlier haha | I know! I felt so dumb. We all laughed so hard. |
I didnt realize that chocolate milk did not come from brown cows until I was 14. One day after work_comma_ I was sitting at a table with one of my coworkers and my boss. I was 14 at the time and we worked in a bakery. I said something about brown cows and chocolate milk. That was when i realized that chocolate milk didnt come from brown cows. Haha too funny! Wow 14?! Suprised you didn't learn it earlier haha | I know! I felt so dumb. We all laughed so hard. | I bet, thats a great memory! lol |
ordering something from a sketchy website | i was going to order some tshirts online,but the website is from the ukrane and seems pretty sketchy | i agree with you there, I do not trust those eastern bloc countries. |
ordering something from a sketchy website i was going to order some tshirts online_comma_but the website is from the ukrane and seems pretty sketchy | i agree with you there, I do not trust those eastern bloc countries. | it just did not seem like a safe pay site. so even though i cannot find these items anywhere else, i decided not to buy |
ordering something from a sketchy website i was going to order some tshirts online_comma_but the website is from the ukrane and seems pretty sketchy i agree with you there_comma_ I do not trust those eastern bloc countries. | it just did not seem like a safe pay site. so even though i cannot find these items anywhere else, i decided not to buy | you made a wise choice, not only will you not get your t-shirt most likely they will steal your credit card information and use it |
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. | My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. | My husband does that all the time to! Must be a guy thing haha |
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. | My husband does that all the time to! Must be a guy thing haha | So mean!! I had coffee in my hand he made me spill it on the carpet. He takes advantage of how much of a scaredy cat I am! |
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. My husband does that all the time to! Must be a guy thing haha | So mean!! I had coffee in my hand he made me spill it on the carpet. He takes advantage of how much of a scaredy cat I am! | Wow, I hope he cleaned it up for you. I would be pissed hah I take coffee very serious. |
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to stand behind my door and scare me. I shrieked. My husband does that all the time to! Must be a guy thing haha So mean!! I had coffee in my hand he made me spill it on the carpet. He takes advantage of how much of a scaredy cat I am! | Wow, I hope he cleaned it up for you. I would be pissed hah I take coffee very serious. | Haha!! Same here! He did, but jeez, I wish he would stop. |
Going on vacation to florida soon. Can't wait. | Man. Only a couple weeks to go!!! | That's a loaded statement.. Can you unpack that for me? What are you so excited about that's coming up? |
Going on vacation to florida soon. Can't wait. Man. Only a couple weeks to go!!! | That's a loaded statement.. Can you unpack that for me? What are you so excited about that's coming up? | The family and I are going on a vacation to Florida. So pumped!! |
Going on vacation to florida soon. Can't wait. Man. Only a couple weeks to go!!! That's a loaded statement.. Can you unpack that for me? What are you so excited about that's coming up? | The family and I are going on a vacation to Florida. So pumped!! | Oh, right on. Do you guys not have school starting already though? Maybe you guys have kids that aren't school-aged. Anyway, I've only been a couple of times, to go to Disney World. Is that where you guys are going? If so, I hope you have a good time! |
Going on vacation to florida soon. Can't wait. Man. Only a couple weeks to go!!! That's a loaded statement.. Can you unpack that for me? What are you so excited about that's coming up? The family and I are going on a vacation to Florida. So pumped!! | Oh, right on. Do you guys not have school starting already though? Maybe you guys have kids that aren't school-aged. Anyway, I've only been a couple of times, to go to Disney World. Is that where you guys are going? If so, I hope you have a good time! | The only kid is my 3 year old nephew. We're going to Panama City Beach! |
My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house, went up the stairs, and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... | My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house, went up the stairs, and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... | hahahaha that's so funny. Did you get it out of the house? |
My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house, went up the stairs, and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house_comma_ went up the stairs_comma_ and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... | hahahaha that's so funny. Did you get it out of the house? | Yeah, my brother helped me. Made up some contraption with a fishing net and tying some wire around the netting, so when you pulled on the wire, it snapped the netting opening shut. Then we transferred it into a trash bag and let it loose. That thing was so spooky man. Cats... bleh. |
My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house, went up the stairs, and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... My cat dragged a freakin OWL into the house through the dog door the other night. I came home at midnight to a pitch black house_comma_ went up the stairs_comma_ and something flew over my darn head. Turned the light on and he was staring back at me... hahahaha that's so funny. Did you get it out of the house? | Yeah, my brother helped me. Made up some contraption with a fishing net and tying some wire around the netting, so when you pulled on the wire, it snapped the netting opening shut. Then we transferred it into a trash bag and let it loose. That thing was so spooky man. Cats... bleh. | Dang that's creative!! |
Its been cloudy all day and I think it will heavily soon. | Its been cloudy all day and I think it will rain heavily pretty soon! | Rainy days are perfect for being lazy. |
Its been cloudy all day and I think it will heavily soon. Its been cloudy all day and I think it will rain heavily pretty soon! | Rainy days are perfect for being lazy. | I agree, I think I will just sit back and listen to some good jazz and read a book! |
Its been cloudy all day and I think it will heavily soon. Its been cloudy all day and I think it will rain heavily pretty soon! Rainy days are perfect for being lazy. | I agree, I think I will just sit back and listen to some good jazz and read a book! | That sounds relaxing. |
I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town and I had to rely on someone else to help. | I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town. | Oh my, it must have been scary for you being in an unknown area, |
I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town and I had to rely on someone else to help. I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town. | Oh my, it must have been scary for you being in an unknown area, | I was, luckily a stranger was able to help me get back on track. |
I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town and I had to rely on someone else to help. I got lost in an unfamiliar part of town. Oh my_comma_ it must have been scary for you being in an unknown area_comma_ | I was, luckily a stranger was able to help me get back on track. | What a good Samaritan! Be careful next time and carry a phone with you just in case. |
My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! | My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! | What car is it? |
My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! | What car is it? | Its a Tesla. I am beyond envious of him. It might take me another 3 years before I can buy one. |
My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! My friend just bought a car that I have been trying to afford for months! What car is it? | Its a Tesla. I am beyond envious of him. It might take me another 3 years before I can buy one. | Those are nice cars, but keep working, it will come in due time |
I am really excited for the new super smash bros, it looks awesome so far! | I am really excited for the new super smash bros, it looks awesome so far! | I agree, looks like a great game to play with friends! When is it coming out? |
I am really excited for the new super smash bros, it looks awesome so far! I am really excited for the new super smash bros_comma_ it looks awesome so far! | I agree, looks like a great game to play with friends! When is it coming out? | It comes out December 7th of this year! |
I am really excited for the new super smash bros, it looks awesome so far! I am really excited for the new super smash bros_comma_ it looks awesome so far! I agree_comma_ looks like a great game to play with friends! When is it coming out? | It comes out December 7th of this year! | That is actually not far! I can see what I am going to be doing over the holidays! |
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