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I already booked my flight before requesting a holiday. I already booked my flight for vacation before requesting a leave from work! | Oh no! That's exciting and terrifying. Do you think it will work out? | I sure hope so! I am quite hopeful that I will get my holiday approved since I have worked overtime for 3 months! |
I already booked my flight before requesting a holiday. I already booked my flight for vacation before requesting a leave from work! Oh no! That's exciting and terrifying. Do you think it will work out? | I sure hope so! I am quite hopeful that I will get my holiday approved since I have worked overtime for 3 months! | In that case I'd say you very well deserve it! I hope you get it. |
I remember when people used to be more courteous. Those were the good old days. | I remember when people used to be more courteous. | How so? |
I remember when people used to be more courteous. Those were the good old days. I remember when people used to be more courteous. | How so? | When strangers would say hello and good morning. Those were the good old days. |
I remember when people used to be more courteous. Those were the good old days. I remember when people used to be more courteous. How so? | When strangers would say hello and good morning. Those were the good old days. | Ah yea now everyone is stuck staring at there phones. |
I am worried about a flight coming up. | I have a flight coming up and i absolutely hate flying. | Yeah, flying is the worst. |
I am worried about a flight coming up. I have a flight coming up and i absolutely hate flying. | Yeah, flying is the worst. | I think im going to take some sleeping pills and attempt to sleep. |
I am worried about a flight coming up. I have a flight coming up and i absolutely hate flying. Yeah_comma_ flying is the worst. | I think im going to take some sleeping pills and attempt to sleep. | You can also have some drinks too! |
I didn't confess all my sins at church. I ended up holding back. | I accidentally didn't confess all my sins oops. | Oh you left some out then? Were they worse ones? |
I didn't confess all my sins at church. I ended up holding back. I accidentally didn't confess all my sins oops. | Oh you left some out then? Were they worse ones? | I sometimes disobey my parents. |
I didn't confess all my sins at church. I ended up holding back. I accidentally didn't confess all my sins oops. Oh you left some out then? Were they worse ones? | I sometimes disobey my parents. | Ah I am also guilty of that one. I believe we all are in some ways. |
I was planning a vacation soon, but due to an emergency at work, all vacation time was cancelled. | I'm a bit let down by my workplace recently | How come, what are you doing wrong at work? |
I was planning a vacation soon, but due to an emergency at work, all vacation time was cancelled. I'm a bit let down by my workplace recently | How come, what are you doing wrong at work? | Well we had vacation we were promised, and I planned for, but then due to an emergency it all was cancelled. |
I was planning a vacation soon, but due to an emergency at work, all vacation time was cancelled. I'm a bit let down by my workplace recently How come_comma_ what are you doing wrong at work? | Well we had vacation we were promised, and I planned for, but then due to an emergency it all was cancelled. | I'm sorry to hear that, you must be so let down. |
I love my wife so much. I would never cheat on her. | I love my wife so much! | That ig good to hear! How long have you been together? |
I love my wife so much. I would never cheat on her. I love my wife so much! | That ig good to hear! How long have you been together? | We have been together for 10 years. I would never cheat on her. |
I love my wife so much. I would never cheat on her. I love my wife so much! That ig good to hear! How long have you been together? | We have been together for 10 years. I would never cheat on her. | Aww that's a significant amount of time. |
I accidentally slammed the door on my dogs tail. | I accidentally hurt my dog pretty bad. | Oh no, what happened? |
I accidentally slammed the door on my dogs tail. I accidentally hurt my dog pretty bad. | Oh no, what happened? | I accident closed the car door on his tail. |
I accidentally slammed the door on my dogs tail. I accidentally hurt my dog pretty bad. Oh no_comma_ what happened? | I accident closed the car door on his tail. | I hope your dog makes a full recovery! |
I accidentally slammed the door on my dogs tail. I accidentally hurt my dog pretty bad. Oh no_comma_ what happened? I accident closed the car door on his tail. | I hope your dog makes a full recovery! | Thank you! He is a tough guy. I feel bad though, i should have been more careful. |
Going to a job interview soon and I think I got this! | I have a job interview coming up! | How exciting! Do you feel like you are ready? |
Going to a job interview soon and I think I got this! I have a job interview coming up! | How exciting! Do you feel like you are ready? | Yeah I'm pretty sure I got this!! |
Going to a job interview soon and I think I got this! I have a job interview coming up! How exciting! Do you feel like you are ready? | Yeah I'm pretty sure I got this!! | It is great to be confident. I am sure you will knock the interview out of the park! |
Going to a job interview soon and I think I got this! I have a job interview coming up! How exciting! Do you feel like you are ready? Yeah I'm pretty sure I got this!! | It is great to be confident. I am sure you will knock the interview out of the park! | Heck yeah! Wish me luck! |
Can't complain about anything. I have a roof over me head, a great family, and a decent job. Life is great for me right now! | There is nothing I can complain about. I have a nice house, a great family and a decent job. Life is good. | Hey that's awesome! Any plans this weekend? |
Can't complain about anything. I have a roof over me head, a great family, and a decent job. Life is great for me right now! There is nothing I can complain about. I have a nice house_comma_ a great family and a decent job. Life is good. | Hey that's awesome! Any plans this weekend? | Not at the moment. I do count my blessings every day. I realize how fortunate everything has gone well for me. |
Can't complain about anything. I have a roof over me head, a great family, and a decent job. Life is great for me right now! There is nothing I can complain about. I have a nice house_comma_ a great family and a decent job. Life is good. Hey that's awesome! Any plans this weekend? | Not at the moment. I do count my blessings every day. I realize how fortunate everything has gone well for me. | Yeah that's good that you're keeping a level head about it. And realize that anything can happen at a moments notice. I tend to appreciate what I have in my life as well. |
When I found out my son decided to drop out of college. | Last month I found out my son decided to drop out of college without telling me. | Oh no that sounds terrible. Hopefully it's not as bad as some of those stories I have read about where they go so far that they fake having the degree. |
When I found out my son decided to drop out of college. Last month I found out my son decided to drop out of college without telling me. | Oh no that sounds terrible. Hopefully it's not as bad as some of those stories I have read about where they go so far that they fake having the degree. | Its worse. He decided to use my tuition money to pay for his drug addiction. I am so disappointed in him. |
When I found out my son decided to drop out of college. Last month I found out my son decided to drop out of college without telling me. Oh no that sounds terrible. Hopefully it's not as bad as some of those stories I have read about where they go so far that they fake having the degree. | Its worse. He decided to use my tuition money to pay for his drug addiction. I am so disappointed in him. | Oh my gosh that sounds so awful. I'm sorry. Maybe you can try getting him into rehab, I hear it's hard for someone to stop once they start. |
My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services, for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s, and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old, while working full time. I'm proud of her. | My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services, for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s, and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old, while working full time. I'm proud of her. | Your mom must be a strong woman. |
My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services, for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s, and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old, while working full time. I'm proud of her. My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services_comma_ for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s_comma_ and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old_comma_ while working full time. I'm proud of her. | Your mom must be a strong woman. | I love her. She has so much patience to deal with it all, and she does it all with kindness, and tries to be as loving as possible to the children. But I wish she were harder on my brother. Sometimes I feel like she enables him, by how much she helps him, and prevents reality from slapping my brother in the face. Either way, she's a great woman. |
My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services, for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s, and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old, while working full time. I'm proud of her. My mom has taken on my brother's two children in the interim while he deals with social services_comma_ for getting in trouble with the law. She's in her 60s_comma_ and she's handling a 2-year-old and 7-year-old_comma_ while working full time. I'm proud of her. Your mom must be a strong woman. | I love her. She has so much patience to deal with it all, and she does it all with kindness, and tries to be as loving as possible to the children. But I wish she were harder on my brother. Sometimes I feel like she enables him, by how much she helps him, and prevents reality from slapping my brother in the face. Either way, she's a great woman. | That sounds so troubling. You should get on your brother's case. |
I accidentally bounced a check today. I am so upset I did that. | I accidentally bounced a check today. | What a bummer. Did you have any sort of coverage for it? And how did you do it accidentally? |
I accidentally bounced a check today. I am so upset I did that. I accidentally bounced a check today. | What a bummer. Did you have any sort of coverage for it? And how did you do it accidentally? | No, I thought my deposit had cleared but it won't for a couple more days. I am so upset I did that. |
I accidentally bounced a check today. I am so upset I did that. I accidentally bounced a check today. What a bummer. Did you have any sort of coverage for it? And how did you do it accidentally? | No, I thought my deposit had cleared but it won't for a couple more days. I am so upset I did that. | Hopefully you can get through the rough patch in the interim. |
I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week, but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me, and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them, and I'll lose his business. | I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week, but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me, and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them, and I'll lose his business. | Yeah well you only have so much time to work with. Time management is one of the most important skills you can learn. |
I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week, but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me, and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them, and I'll lose his business. I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week_comma_ but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me_comma_ and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them_comma_ and I'll lose his business. | Yeah well you only have so much time to work with. Time management is one of the most important skills you can learn. | Yeah, definitely. And it's one of my worst skills. I don't really have an excuse. I have to get better at handling stress. |
I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week, but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me, and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them, and I'll lose his business. I work as a self-employed transcriptionist. I told my client I'd have work done this week_comma_ but my university classes also started this week... and things kind of got away from me_comma_ and they won't be done. I'm worried he's going to just tell me he'll have someone else do them_comma_ and I'll lose his business. Yeah well you only have so much time to work with. Time management is one of the most important skills you can learn. | Yeah, definitely. And it's one of my worst skills. I don't really have an excuse. I have to get better at handling stress. | The most important thing is to realize you need improvement. Some people like to blame everything else but themself! |
I can't believe I actually went to work wearing my wife's dress the other day. I knew something was wrong when it felt like I was wrapped like a sausage. Luckily I had a spare suit in my office to change into. | It was so awkward when I realized I had worn my wife's dress to work the other day. My first clue something was wrong was when I felt I was wrapped like a stuffed sausage. | Maybe you unconsciously wanted to wear it. Maybe you have some hidden desires your subconscious wanted to explore for you? What if you went and did it again the next day, to see if you liked it? |
I can't believe I actually went to work wearing my wife's dress the other day. I knew something was wrong when it felt like I was wrapped like a sausage. Luckily I had a spare suit in my office to change into. It was so awkward when I realized I had worn my wife's dress to work the other day. My first clue something was wrong was when I felt I was wrapped like a stuffed sausage. | Maybe you unconsciously wanted to wear it. Maybe you have some hidden desires your subconscious wanted to explore for you? What if you went and did it again the next day, to see if you liked it? | That thought crossed my mind but my wife didn't want me ripping her clothes. Luckily I had another suit in the office I changed into. |
I can't believe I actually went to work wearing my wife's dress the other day. I knew something was wrong when it felt like I was wrapped like a sausage. Luckily I had a spare suit in my office to change into. It was so awkward when I realized I had worn my wife's dress to work the other day. My first clue something was wrong was when I felt I was wrapped like a stuffed sausage. Maybe you unconsciously wanted to wear it. Maybe you have some hidden desires your subconscious wanted to explore for you? What if you went and did it again the next day_comma_ to see if you liked it? | That thought crossed my mind but my wife didn't want me ripping her clothes. Luckily I had another suit in the office I changed into. | It's time to go online and buy some summer dresses for yourself. Explore your femininity, man. It's 2018. Anything goes. Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, etc. Summer isn't over. Put those hairy legs on display and strut your stuff in those dresses. Get flowery ones, too! |
I felt good about my job interview, I think that I have a good chance to get the job | I felt good about my job interview, I think that I have a good chance to get the job | Whoop Whoop! That's awesome! I hope you get the job. |
I felt good about my job interview, I think that I have a good chance to get the job I felt good about my job interview_comma_ I think that I have a good chance to get the job | Whoop Whoop! That's awesome! I hope you get the job. | Thank you, I appreciate it! |
I felt good about my job interview, I think that I have a good chance to get the job I felt good about my job interview_comma_ I think that I have a good chance to get the job Whoop Whoop! That's awesome! I hope you get the job. | Thank you, I appreciate it! | No problem! Is this a career like job? |
I won free tickets to a my favorite band! | I won tickets to my favorite show! Yahoo! | What show is it? |
I won free tickets to a my favorite band! I won tickets to my favorite show! Yahoo! | What show is it? | A music show, its my favorite band. |
I won free tickets to a my favorite band! I won tickets to my favorite show! Yahoo! What show is it? | A music show, its my favorite band. | What band is it? |
I won free tickets to a my favorite band! I won tickets to my favorite show! Yahoo! What show is it? A music show_comma_ its my favorite band. | What band is it? | The grateful dead. |
I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat, my old apartment, my campus, and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back | I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat, my old apartment, my campus, and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back | Yeah, it's weird going back to college. |
I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat, my old apartment, my campus, and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat_comma_ my old apartment_comma_ my campus_comma_ and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back | Yeah, it's weird going back to college. | Definitely. And also seeing the people. Some grow up, some don't. Some want to be the same kind of person that they were in college, and drag you down with them when you see them again. Have to make sure I avoid those. |
I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat, my old apartment, my campus, and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat_comma_ my old apartment_comma_ my campus_comma_ and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back Yeah_comma_ it's weird going back to college. | Definitely. And also seeing the people. Some grow up, some don't. Some want to be the same kind of person that they were in college, and drag you down with them when you see them again. Have to make sure I avoid those. | Oh yeah, bad influences. When I look at my student loan payments, I don't miss college. |
I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat, my old apartment, my campus, and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back I'm back in my old college town for the first time since graduating. It's weird how many memories flood back from just physically being in a space. I'm seeing all the places I used to eat_comma_ my old apartment_comma_ my campus_comma_ and my friends here and there... makes me wish I could go back Yeah_comma_ it's weird going back to college. Definitely. And also seeing the people. Some grow up_comma_ some don't. Some want to be the same kind of person that they were in college_comma_ and drag you down with them when you see them again. Have to make sure I avoid those. | Oh yeah, bad influences. When I look at my student loan payments, I don't miss college. | Yeah... right there with you... $43,000 and interest. Woo. |
I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. I was so grossed out. | I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. | Okay, so I never understood why people ate it. What is it about it that makes them want to do that? I just flicked mine. And I thought it stopped at a child's age. Really interesting. |
I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. I was so grossed out. I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. | Okay, so I never understood why people ate it. What is it about it that makes them want to do that? I just flicked mine. And I thought it stopped at a child's age. Really interesting. | I was so grossed out by it. I think it has to be a oral fixation or something like that. |
I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. I was so grossed out. I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. Okay_comma_ so I never understood why people ate it. What is it about it that makes them want to do that? I just flicked mine. And I thought it stopped at a child's age. Really interesting. | I was so grossed out by it. I think it has to be a oral fixation or something like that. | I've heard of oral fixations before, but only in the context of like chewing fingernails and smoking cigarettes, etc. But I guess if I think about it, a lot of people chew fingernails, and I'm sure that's just as bad bacteria-wise. Maybe the booger eaters are on to something. |
I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. I was so grossed out. I saw a grown woman pick her nose and eat it earlier. Okay_comma_ so I never understood why people ate it. What is it about it that makes them want to do that? I just flicked mine. And I thought it stopped at a child's age. Really interesting. I was so grossed out by it. I think it has to be a oral fixation or something like that. | I've heard of oral fixations before, but only in the context of like chewing fingernails and smoking cigarettes, etc. But I guess if I think about it, a lot of people chew fingernails, and I'm sure that's just as bad bacteria-wise. Maybe the booger eaters are on to something. | Maybe it helps build their immune system. |
The airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. | I was traveling last month and the airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. | That must have been unbearable. Did you complain to the staff about the smell? |
The airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. I was traveling last month and the airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. | That must have been unbearable. Did you complain to the staff about the smell? | I did because I was disgusted by it! Safe to say, I am never flying American Airlines again! |
The airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. I was traveling last month and the airplane smelled like it hadn't been cleaned for months. That must have been unbearable. Did you complain to the staff about the smell? | I did because I was disgusted by it! Safe to say, I am never flying American Airlines again! | Good, I would avoid that airline too. |
I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation | I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation! | That is a terrible feeling. I saw a movie where a family actually left their kid at home. That would be the worst. |
I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation! | That is a terrible feeling. I saw a movie where a family actually left their kid at home. That would be the worst. | Sounds like Home Alone! Yes I was so anxious the entire time that I could not even enjoy myself. |
I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation I kept thinking I had left the front door unlocked whilst I was on vacation! That is a terrible feeling. I saw a movie where a family actually left their kid at home. That would be the worst. | Sounds like Home Alone! Yes I was so anxious the entire time that I could not even enjoy myself. | Well I hope everything turned out ok. Maybe you can send a friend to check your door. |
I can't wait for the next Avatar movie to come out. It seems like it was such a long time ago when the first movie came out. I can hardly stay patient any longer. | I am so looking forward to the next Avatar sequel. It seems like I have been waiting forever. I am growing impatient. | Avatar the Airbender or James Cameroons Avatar? |
I can't wait for the next Avatar movie to come out. It seems like it was such a long time ago when the first movie came out. I can hardly stay patient any longer. I am so looking forward to the next Avatar sequel. It seems like I have been waiting forever. I am growing impatient. | Avatar the Airbender or James Cameroons Avatar? | James Cameron's Avatar. I love sci fi and cant wait to see what happens to the Na'vi next. |
I can't wait for the next Avatar movie to come out. It seems like it was such a long time ago when the first movie came out. I can hardly stay patient any longer. I am so looking forward to the next Avatar sequel. It seems like I have been waiting forever. I am growing impatient. Avatar the Airbender or James Cameroons Avatar? | James Cameron's Avatar. I love sci fi and cant wait to see what happens to the Na'vi next. | Ah yes it has been a long time since that movie came out! It has some of the best CGI ever. |
I can't wait for the next Avatar movie to come out. It seems like it was such a long time ago when the first movie came out. I can hardly stay patient any longer. I am so looking forward to the next Avatar sequel. It seems like I have been waiting forever. I am growing impatient. Avatar the Airbender or James Cameroons Avatar? James Cameron's Avatar. I love sci fi and cant wait to see what happens to the Na'vi next. | Ah yes it has been a long time since that movie came out! It has some of the best CGI ever. | Yeah there are multiple sequels in the works. I am sure the wait will be worth it! |
I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday, they lost to the worst team in the league, and got shutout | I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday, they lost to the worst team in the league, and got shutout | They just didnt play like a team and its no surprise that happened. |
I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday, they lost to the worst team in the league, and got shutout I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday_comma_ they lost to the worst team in the league_comma_ and got shutout | They just didnt play like a team and its no surprise that happened. | I guess not, but they will put it together soon |
I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday, they lost to the worst team in the league, and got shutout I am upset the Eagles lost yesterday_comma_ they lost to the worst team in the league_comma_ and got shutout They just didnt play like a team and its no surprise that happened. | I guess not, but they will put it together soon | I hope so, they shouldnt be getting beat like that. |
I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night. | I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night! | Who was it? |
I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night. I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night! | Who was it? | It was just come creep from next door! It was still very terrifying and I had to tell him to leave or I would call the police. |
I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night. I woke up and saw someone staring at me in the middle of the night! Who was it? | It was just come creep from next door! It was still very terrifying and I had to tell him to leave or I would call the police. | Uh I would have called the police, did they have a reaon? |
I have to go to court for a speeding ticket and i am worried and nervous over the whole ordeal. | I am worried about my upcoming court date. :( | I wish I could relate, but I've never had to go to court. I hope it goes smoothly for you. All I've ever heard is to dress appropriately and to speak as respectfully as you can as possible. |
I have to go to court for a speeding ticket and i am worried and nervous over the whole ordeal. I am worried about my upcoming court date. :( | I wish I could relate, but I've never had to go to court. I hope it goes smoothly for you. All I've ever heard is to dress appropriately and to speak as respectfully as you can as possible. | Yea that's what my attorney keeps telling me. I don't want to have to pay a large fine. |
I have to go to court for a speeding ticket and i am worried and nervous over the whole ordeal. I am worried about my upcoming court date. :( I wish I could relate_comma_ but I've never had to go to court. I hope it goes smoothly for you. All I've ever heard is to dress appropriately and to speak as respectfully as you can as possible. | Yea that's what my attorney keeps telling me. I don't want to have to pay a large fine. | I hope for your sake that you don't have to, either. But this doesn't have to define you. How you respond can, though. If you're mentally tough, it will be a bump in the road. I guess do whatever you can to maintain healthy focus. |
I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation. | I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation | Haha good timing by your roommate. Does he not knock? |
I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation. I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring_comma_ if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation | Haha good timing by your roommate. Does he not knock? | He did.. and I said, "Hold up," but I guess he heard something else? I mean... c'mon man. It's annoying. I wish my door had a lock, but it's some old 1950s apartment complex and everything is old. I guess people from the 50s didn't need to lock their doors. Lucky them. But I guess they had lamer porn back then, too. |
I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring, if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation. I was.. at home alone.. doing some self-pleasuring_comma_ if you will... and my roommate almost walked in on me. I managed to jump into my closet while pulling up my pants before he could see me. So happy I didn't have to have that awkward conversation Haha good timing by your roommate. Does he not knock? | He did.. and I said, "Hold up," but I guess he heard something else? I mean... c'mon man. It's annoying. I wish my door had a lock, but it's some old 1950s apartment complex and everything is old. I guess people from the 50s didn't need to lock their doors. Lucky them. But I guess they had lamer porn back then, too. | Hahahaa that's funny. I am sure you can install a lick pretty easily if the door is wooden. |
I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald, that game was a massive part of my childhood | I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald, that game was a massive part of my childhood | I bet it brings back lots of great memories. |
I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald, that game was a massive part of my childhood I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald_comma_ that game was a massive part of my childhood | I bet it brings back lots of great memories. | It sure does, I played that game for 600+ hours |
I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald, that game was a massive part of my childhood I love going back and playing Pokemon Emerald_comma_ that game was a massive part of my childhood I bet it brings back lots of great memories. | It sure does, I played that game for 600+ hours | I do nit think I have heard of that game. Was it pretty popular? |
My husband is training a new female employee at work. He takes her to luch everyday and I don't like it. | My husband is training a new female employee at work. | How does that make you feel? |
My husband is training a new female employee at work. He takes her to luch everyday and I don't like it. My husband is training a new female employee at work. | How does that make you feel? | I do not like it at all. He takes her to lunch everyday and I think it is wrong. |
My husband is training a new female employee at work. He takes her to luch everyday and I don't like it. My husband is training a new female employee at work. How does that make you feel? | I do not like it at all. He takes her to lunch everyday and I think it is wrong. | I am sorry, I am sure he is just being nice for the sake of not getting in trouble! |
I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. Hospitals make me so nervous. | I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. | That is always a drag. I hope it is routine and nothing serious. |
I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. Hospitals make me so nervous. I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. | That is always a drag. I hope it is routine and nothing serious. | Yeah, it's just a checkup but hospitals make me so nervous. |
I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. Hospitals make me so nervous. I have to go to a doctor's appointment on Monday. That is always a drag. I hope it is routine and nothing serious. | Yeah, it's just a checkup but hospitals make me so nervous. | Oh yeah I know what you mean about hospitals. They are always so busy and you see lots of sick people. |
I can't believe how pretty my best friend's new girlfriend is. I look better than him but he always gets the pretty girls. Wish I had as much game as him. | My best friend got such a pretty girlfriend. I don't know how he does it. I look better than him but he gets the pretty girls. | I totally know what you mean. |
I can't believe how pretty my best friend's new girlfriend is. I look better than him but he always gets the pretty girls. Wish I had as much game as him. My best friend got such a pretty girlfriend. I don't know how he does it. I look better than him but he gets the pretty girls. | I totally know what you mean. | I wish I had the game he has. I think I need to cut my hair like him to get a better chance with the ladies. |
I can't believe how pretty my best friend's new girlfriend is. I look better than him but he always gets the pretty girls. Wish I had as much game as him. My best friend got such a pretty girlfriend. I don't know how he does it. I look better than him but he gets the pretty girls. I totally know what you mean. | I wish I had the game he has. I think I need to cut my hair like him to get a better chance with the ladies. | You also need some good pickup lines. |
My 3 yr old daughter was a very vocal child. She told the cashier at the grocery store, who was a man, that boys don't wear earrings when she saw his earring. | I don't know if you have experience with small children, but when my daughter was 3 years old, she spoke her mind all the time. | Did she ever embarass you out in public? |
My 3 yr old daughter was a very vocal child. She told the cashier at the grocery store, who was a man, that boys don't wear earrings when she saw his earring. I don't know if you have experience with small children_comma_ but when my daughter was 3 years old_comma_ she spoke her mind all the time. | Did she ever embarass you out in public? | Numerous times! The most memorable was when we were checking out at the grocery store. The cashier was a man that had an earring. She promptly (and very clearly and loud) told him "Boys don't wear earrings and you need a haircut" |
My 3 yr old daughter was a very vocal child. She told the cashier at the grocery store, who was a man, that boys don't wear earrings when she saw his earring. I don't know if you have experience with small children_comma_ but when my daughter was 3 years old_comma_ she spoke her mind all the time. Did she ever embarass you out in public? | Numerous times! The most memorable was when we were checking out at the grocery store. The cashier was a man that had an earring. She promptly (and very clearly and loud) told him "Boys don't wear earrings and you need a haircut" | Yikes, I hope they did not take that to heart too much... |
I am ready for the new pokemon game, I am super excited, it looks like an amazing game! | I am ready for the new pokemon game, I am super excited, it looks like an amazing game! | My girls seem to like the Pokemon Go game - is this a new one? |
I am ready for the new pokemon game, I am super excited, it looks like an amazing game! I am ready for the new pokemon game_comma_ I am super excited_comma_ it looks like an amazing game! | My girls seem to like the Pokemon Go game - is this a new one? | It is new, it integrates with pokmeon go actually! |
I am ready for the new pokemon game, I am super excited, it looks like an amazing game! I am ready for the new pokemon game_comma_ I am super excited_comma_ it looks like an amazing game! My girls seem to like the Pokemon Go game - is this a new one? | It is new, it integrates with pokmeon go actually! | Tell me more about it - maybe it will be something my girls will like also. |
I am ready for the new pokemon game, I am super excited, it looks like an amazing game! I am ready for the new pokemon game_comma_ I am super excited_comma_ it looks like an amazing game! My girls seem to like the Pokemon Go game - is this a new one? It is new_comma_ it integrates with pokmeon go actually! | Tell me more about it - maybe it will be something my girls will like also. | It is for the nintendo switch, and it can transfer pokemon from pokemon go over, it is a remake of the classic games that came out in the 90s, with way better graphics |
I watched this award show dog sprint through an obstacle course and it was amazing. | I saw this amazing dog on the television the other day. | Wow! What was the dog doing or what was the show about? |
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