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I know my wife with be there for me, good or bad.
I know my wife will be there for me, good or bad.
That's awesome, thats a kind of woman every man needs in their life.
I know my wife with be there for me, good or bad. I know my wife will be there for me_comma_ good or bad.
That's awesome, thats a kind of woman every man needs in their life.
Yes, I got married later in wife. So I am lad I waited for the right women.
I know my wife with be there for me, good or bad. I know my wife will be there for me_comma_ good or bad. That's awesome_comma_ thats a kind of woman every man needs in their life.
Yes, I got married later in wife. So I am lad I waited for the right women.
I'm happy for you, I'm sure she feels the same about you!
I'm in high spirits with my new job, I have a feeling I'm going to love working there. Tomorrow is my 2nd day.
I'm in high spirits with my new job, I have a feeling I'm going to love working there.
What new job did you get?
I'm in high spirits with my new job, I have a feeling I'm going to love working there. Tomorrow is my 2nd day. I'm in high spirits with my new job_comma_ I have a feeling I'm going to love working there.
What new job did you get?
It's a graphic design job, something I've been doing a while but I really like the vibe at my new company!
I'm in high spirits with my new job, I have a feeling I'm going to love working there. Tomorrow is my 2nd day. I'm in high spirits with my new job_comma_ I have a feeling I'm going to love working there. What new job did you get?
It's a graphic design job, something I've been doing a while but I really like the vibe at my new company!
That is great news, hopefully it goes well.
A big meteor landed in my neighbors yard and not mine
My neighbor is so luck
Oh yeah, what makes you say that?
A big meteor landed in my neighbors yard and not mine My neighbor is so luck
Oh yeah, what makes you say that?
lucky** Because a large meteor landed over there on his property and he gets to keep it!!
A big meteor landed in my neighbors yard and not mine My neighbor is so luck Oh yeah_comma_ what makes you say that?
lucky** Because a large meteor landed over there on his property and he gets to keep it!!
What an incredible stroke of luck! I hope he lets you check it out, really get your hands on it!
A big meteor landed in my neighbors yard and not mine My neighbor is so luck Oh yeah_comma_ what makes you say that? lucky** Because a large meteor landed over there on his property and he gets to keep it!!
What an incredible stroke of luck! I hope he lets you check it out, really get your hands on it!
Yeah I just wanna go over there and touch it. I doubt he'll let me though. Dang that guy!
A stranger complimented my new hairstyle.
I wasn't too sure I got the right hairstyle but today a stranger complimented me on my hair!
What'd they say exactly?
A stranger complimented my new hairstyle. I wasn't too sure I got the right hairstyle but today a stranger complimented me on my hair!
What'd they say exactly?
They said it looks beautiful and unique. I feel so much more confident now!
A stranger complimented my new hairstyle. I wasn't too sure I got the right hairstyle but today a stranger complimented me on my hair! What'd they say exactly?
They said it looks beautiful and unique. I feel so much more confident now!
What kind of hairstyle was it?
watching old tv shows
watching old black and white western tv shows really brings back good memories of my grandparents
That must make you feel good. Any favorites?
watching old tv shows watching old black and white western tv shows really brings back good memories of my grandparents
That must make you feel good. Any favorites?
it does. i really dont have a favorite, i never paid attention to them too much as a kid. but i do rember bonanza
watching old tv shows watching old black and white western tv shows really brings back good memories of my grandparents That must make you feel good. Any favorites?
it does. i really dont have a favorite, i never paid attention to them too much as a kid. but i do rember bonanza
Ah yes that is a good one. Where you close with them?
My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun!
My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun!
i have never gone. was it really that much fun going with an ex though?
My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun! My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun!
i have never gone. was it really that much fun going with an ex though?
well we broke up afterwards lol. But the trip was still fun. There are some cool things to do there depending on where you live.
My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun! My ex and I went to Branson a few weeks ago. It was so much fun! i have never gone. was it really that much fun going with an ex though?
well we broke up afterwards lol. But the trip was still fun. There are some cool things to do there depending on where you live.
maybe i will check it out. i have heard good things about Branson
I have a dentist appointment next week and I don't want to go. My tooth hurts really bad.
My tooth has been killing me lately.
Why is that?
I have a dentist appointment next week and I don't want to go. My tooth hurts really bad. My tooth has been killing me lately.
Why is that?
I don't know, but I have a dentist appointment next week. I hate going and I really don't want to.
I have a dentist appointment next week and I don't want to go. My tooth hurts really bad. My tooth has been killing me lately. Why is that?
I don't know, but I have a dentist appointment next week. I hate going and I really don't want to.
That is good then, I hope they can fix it for you!!
I get sentimental about my girlfriend, she means a lot to me
I get sentimental about my girlfriend, she means a lot to me
That is really sweet. It sounds like you really love her.
I get sentimental about my girlfriend, she means a lot to me I get sentimental about my girlfriend_comma_ she means a lot to me
That is really sweet. It sounds like you really love her.
I sure do, I hope things work out!
I get sentimental about my girlfriend, she means a lot to me I get sentimental about my girlfriend_comma_ she means a lot to me That is really sweet. It sounds like you really love her.
I sure do, I hope things work out!
It seems like you know what to do to make it work.
I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight, that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside, played video games, ate horribly, and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself.
I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight, that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside, played video games, ate horribly, and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself.
Oh no, I'm sorry that sounds awful disappointing. If it's any consolation I think it's easier to diet than to work out. THe old phrase "can't outrun the fork."
I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight, that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside, played video games, ate horribly, and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself. I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight_comma_ that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside_comma_ played video games_comma_ ate horribly_comma_ and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself.
Oh no, I'm sorry that sounds awful disappointing. If it's any consolation I think it's easier to diet than to work out. THe old phrase "can't outrun the fork."
I had never heard that phrase before, but I like it. Yeah, I'm throwing myself a big pity party right now. It's all my own fault though, no one else to blame. My wife tries to cook healthy meals, and encourages me. I just have to not let stress get me to overeat. We'll see how the winter goes.
I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight, that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside, played video games, ate horribly, and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself. I spent this entire summer thinking I was going to lose weight_comma_ that I was going to be good on my diet and workout. I did neither. I stayed inside_comma_ played video games_comma_ ate horribly_comma_ and got grumpy ate everybody who reminded me of my promise. Now winter is coming and it's going to be even harder to motivate myself. Oh no_comma_ I'm sorry that sounds awful disappointing. If it's any consolation I think it's easier to diet than to work out. THe old phrase "can't outrun the fork."
I had never heard that phrase before, but I like it. Yeah, I'm throwing myself a big pity party right now. It's all my own fault though, no one else to blame. My wife tries to cook healthy meals, and encourages me. I just have to not let stress get me to overeat. We'll see how the winter goes.
I'm sorry. What has really helped my friend has been not keeping any snacks in the house and cutting out most bread. HE really struggles with bread and sugar though.
My friend just bought a new Range Rover. I am so envious of him.
My friend just bought a new Range Rover.
that sounds cool, they are a great vehicle
My friend just bought a new Range Rover. I am so envious of him. My friend just bought a new Range Rover.
that sounds cool, they are a great vehicle
I know, I am so envious of him.
My friend just bought a new Range Rover. I am so envious of him. My friend just bought a new Range Rover. that sounds cool_comma_ they are a great vehicle
I know, I am so envious of him.
you shouldn't be, it just a material object that has no lasting meaning
grandermother passing
my grandmother passed yestserday. she was the one who raised me
oh im so sorry! it hurts when our parents leave us. my uncle, who was basically my father, died in april.
grandermother passing my grandmother passed yestserday. she was the one who raised me
oh im so sorry! it hurts when our parents leave us. my uncle, who was basically my father, died in april.
yeah. i was fine yesterday but today has been hard. i usualy dont show much emotion but i cant help it.
grandermother passing my grandmother passed yestserday. she was the one who raised me oh im so sorry! it hurts when our parents leave us. my uncle_comma_ who was basically my father_comma_ died in april.
yeah. i was fine yesterday but today has been hard. i usualy dont show much emotion but i cant help it.
it's ok to feel however you are feeling. it's normal. you never get over it, but you do learn to live with it.
I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings!
I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings!
That's awful. Are you going to complain to the restaurant?
I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings! I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings!
That's awful. Are you going to complain to the restaurant?
Yeah, I already did, they gave me credit but overall its a very disappointing supper!
I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings! I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings! That's awful. Are you going to complain to the restaurant?
Yeah, I already did, they gave me credit but overall its a very disappointing supper!
What kind of toppings did you order?
I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings! I'm very disappointed in the pizza I ordered. It was pretty much burnt with no toppings! That's awful. Are you going to complain to the restaurant? Yeah_comma_ I already did_comma_ they gave me credit but overall its a very disappointing supper!
What kind of toppings did you order?
Pepperoni and sausage.
Every time I watch baseball, I think of my grandpa.
Every time I watch baseball, I think of my grandpa.
Why does baseball remind you of him?
Every time I watch baseball, I think of my grandpa. Every time I watch baseball_comma_ I think of my grandpa.
Why does baseball remind you of him?
Cause we use to go to the games together.
Every time I watch baseball, I think of my grandpa. Every time I watch baseball_comma_ I think of my grandpa. Why does baseball remind you of him?
Cause we use to go to the games together.
Those must be great memories.
I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow. I am sure I can do it.
I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow.
That must of been no fun.
I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow. I am sure I can do it. I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow.
That must of been no fun.
It's not fun but I am sure I can build it.
I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow. I am sure I can do it. I have to build an IKEA dresser tomorrow. That must of been no fun.
It's not fun but I am sure I can build it.
Prepare to spend hours on it, the directions are always bad.
I bought all the ingredients from the store and now its time to make a pizza.
I bought all the ingredients, learned the recipe, and now its time to make a pizza!
Yum! I had pizza as well tonight, although I didn't make it.
I bought all the ingredients from the store and now its time to make a pizza. I bought all the ingredients_comma_ learned the recipe_comma_ and now its time to make a pizza!
Yum! I had pizza as well tonight, although I didn't make it.
You must have ordered it. I usually like homemade pizza on weekends like today!
I bought all the ingredients from the store and now its time to make a pizza. I bought all the ingredients_comma_ learned the recipe_comma_ and now its time to make a pizza! Yum! I had pizza as well tonight_comma_ although I didn't make it.
You must have ordered it. I usually like homemade pizza on weekends like today!
Yes I did, I need to learn how to cook one by myself!
I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting.
I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting.
Ugh, do you know how it got there?
I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting. I came home to a huge pile of dog poop_comma_ it was absolutely disgusting.
Ugh, do you know how it got there?
No, that's the worst part! I don't even have a dog!
I came home to a huge pile of dog poop, it was absolutely disgusting. I came home to a huge pile of dog poop_comma_ it was absolutely disgusting. Ugh_comma_ do you know how it got there?
No, that's the worst part! I don't even have a dog!
Oh my goodness! Do you think an intruder got in and used your house as a washroom for his dog?
I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow, I really want this job. I hate this feeling!
I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow, I really want this job. I hate this feeling!
I'm sure you will do fine! Just be confident, what is the job/
I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow, I really want this job. I hate this feeling! I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow_comma_ I really want this job. I hate this feeling!
I'm sure you will do fine! Just be confident, what is the job/
It's for a graphic design job, I've never worked in the field but it has always been a passion of mine.
I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow, I really want this job. I hate this feeling! I'm worried about my job interview tomorrow_comma_ I really want this job. I hate this feeling! I'm sure you will do fine! Just be confident_comma_ what is the job/
It's for a graphic design job, I've never worked in the field but it has always been a passion of mine.
Oh wow that sounds exciting! I'm sure you'll do great, just express that passion!
The paper boy broke my window.
So the new paper boy tried to toss the paper over the fence and ended up breaking my window.
Haha i am sorry to laugh. Is it an expensive window to fix.
The paper boy broke my window. So the new paper boy tried to toss the paper over the fence and ended up breaking my window.
Haha i am sorry to laugh. Is it an expensive window to fix.
I suppose its funny now but I was furious in the morning! It might cost me a couple of hundred to get it fixed!
The paper boy broke my window. So the new paper boy tried to toss the paper over the fence and ended up breaking my window. Haha i am sorry to laugh. Is it an expensive window to fix.
I suppose its funny now but I was furious in the morning! It might cost me a couple of hundred to get it fixed!
Damn, I am sorry that happenened.. did you talk to the paper boy?
My old dog and cat keep fighting
My dog and cat can't seem to get along.
Sorry to hear that. Have you tried encouraging them to play together?
My old dog and cat keep fighting My dog and cat can't seem to get along.
Sorry to hear that. Have you tried encouraging them to play together?
Yes everything. My dog is too stubborn.
My old dog and cat keep fighting My dog and cat can't seem to get along. Sorry to hear that. Have you tried encouraging them to play together?
Yes everything. My dog is too stubborn.
Oh no, is he territorial? He will warm up eventually when he realizes the cat is a family member.
I was so sad when my pet hamster died recently. We were best friends and I miss him so much. I cry every day and think about all the good times we had together.
I was so sad when my hamster died recently due to a heart attack. Maybe I shouldn't have fed him so many cheetos. I cry every day thinking about him.
Oh I am so sorry. It's OK, it probably wasn't the cheetos that got him - rodents just don't have a long lifespan. I hope you feel better.
I was so sad when my pet hamster died recently. We were best friends and I miss him so much. I cry every day and think about all the good times we had together. I was so sad when my hamster died recently due to a heart attack. Maybe I shouldn't have fed him so many cheetos. I cry every day thinking about him.
Oh I am so sorry. It's OK, it probably wasn't the cheetos that got him - rodents just don't have a long lifespan. I hope you feel better.
Thanks for the kind words. I really miss him so much. I will never find another pet quite like Bubbles.
I was so sad when my pet hamster died recently. We were best friends and I miss him so much. I cry every day and think about all the good times we had together. I was so sad when my hamster died recently due to a heart attack. Maybe I shouldn't have fed him so many cheetos. I cry every day thinking about him. Oh I am so sorry. It's OK_comma_ it probably wasn't the cheetos that got him - rodents just don't have a long lifespan. I hope you feel better.
Thanks for the kind words. I really miss him so much. I will never find another pet quite like Bubbles.
Rest in Power bubbles. You were, I'm sure, a hamster among hamsters.
I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends!
I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends!
Do you think you can impress them?
I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends! I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends!
Do you think you can impress them?
I'm going to do my best, she did say she thinks they will like me unlike her past boyfriends.
I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends! I'm terrified of meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. She said they never like her choice of boyfriends! Do you think you can impress them?
I'm going to do my best, she did say she thinks they will like me unlike her past boyfriends.
I believe in you, just project yourself confidently!
Just before driving for the first time. I wasn't sure how to streer the car.
Driving is such a scary thing for me, it was my first time.
It definitely can be, just learn to drive defensively!
Just before driving for the first time. I wasn't sure how to streer the car. Driving is such a scary thing for me_comma_ it was my first time.
It definitely can be, just learn to drive defensively!
I just don't quite know how to steer the car.
Just before driving for the first time. I wasn't sure how to streer the car. Driving is such a scary thing for me_comma_ it was my first time. It definitely can be_comma_ just learn to drive defensively!
I just don't quite know how to steer the car.
You will learn with experience and I'm sure you will be a great driver!
I have to make a brisket tomorrow. I am so ready to do it.
I have to make a brisket tomorrow.
Are you prepared? Do you have all the ingredients?
I have to make a brisket tomorrow. I am so ready to do it. I have to make a brisket tomorrow.
Are you prepared? Do you have all the ingredients?
I am so ready to do it. I have everything.
I have to make a brisket tomorrow. I am so ready to do it. I have to make a brisket tomorrow. Are you prepared? Do you have all the ingredients?
I am so ready to do it. I have everything.
Nice. I am sure it will taste great then.
I went through an old photo album.
I went through an old photo album that I didn't even know existed when I was cleaning out my attic!
Did it bring back good memories?
I went through an old photo album. I went through an old photo album that I didn't even know existed when I was cleaning out my attic!
Did it bring back good memories?
Yes it sure did. It hit me with a wave of nostalgia and brought back some great moments.
I went through an old photo album. I went through an old photo album that I didn't even know existed when I was cleaning out my attic! Did it bring back good memories?
Yes it sure did. It hit me with a wave of nostalgia and brought back some great moments.
Sometimes it's fun to look back.
allowing my neighbor to babysit my twins
its so hard to find a reliable person to babysit nowadays
I can understand your frustration.
allowing my neighbor to babysit my twins its so hard to find a reliable person to babysit nowadays
I can understand your frustration.
yeah,there are a lot of creepers or malicious people in the world
allowing my neighbor to babysit my twins its so hard to find a reliable person to babysit nowadays I can understand your frustration.
yeah,there are a lot of creepers or malicious people in the world
I am sure you can find a friend to help out.
I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it. I am so angry about it.
I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it.
did you call your card company?
I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it. I am so angry about it. I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it.
did you call your card company?
Yeah, but it's a big hassle. I am so angry about it.
I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it. I am so angry about it. I lost my credit card and someone charged 500 dollars on it. did you call your card company?
Yeah, but it's a big hassle. I am so angry about it.
i dont blame you. that is a very annoying thing to have to deal with
Entering a haunted house for a halloween tour. There was chainsaws everywhere.
Halloween is scary stuff that's for sure.
Do little kids dressed as witches and ghosts frighten you?
Entering a haunted house for a halloween tour. There was chainsaws everywhere. Halloween is scary stuff that's for sure.
Do little kids dressed as witches and ghosts frighten you?
No we went to a haunted house and I got chased often.
Entering a haunted house for a halloween tour. There was chainsaws everywhere. Halloween is scary stuff that's for sure. Do little kids dressed as witches and ghosts frighten you?
No we went to a haunted house and I got chased often.
That's understandable. I've always been too scared to go to a haunted house. I get spooked easily.
Crashing my dirtbike on a gravel road and having to get a drive home with the police. They were kind.
The policeman was nice bringing me home.
That is a very nice thing for him to do. Where did he pick you up?
Crashing my dirtbike on a gravel road and having to get a drive home with the police. They were kind. The policeman was nice bringing me home.
That is a very nice thing for him to do. Where did he pick you up?
I crashed my dirtbike so he drove me home but i was scared of him.
Crashing my dirtbike on a gravel road and having to get a drive home with the police. They were kind. The policeman was nice bringing me home. That is a very nice thing for him to do. Where did he pick you up?
I crashed my dirtbike so he drove me home but i was scared of him.
Wow were you ok? Lucky you didn't have to go to the hospital!
I recently gave my best friend a key to my house. We have known each other our whole life and I am confident he won't betray me. So happy to have such a good friend.
I just gave my best friend a key to my house. I have known him my whole life and I feel safe with him having access to my home.
Why did you give him access to your home though?
I recently gave my best friend a key to my house. We have known each other our whole life and I am confident he won't betray me. So happy to have such a good friend. I just gave my best friend a key to my house. I have known him my whole life and I feel safe with him having access to my home.
Why did you give him access to your home though?
He is a good friend so I wanted him to be able to come by when I am not there and check on things. Also if he wants to hang out for a while.
I recently gave my best friend a key to my house. We have known each other our whole life and I am confident he won't betray me. So happy to have such a good friend. I just gave my best friend a key to my house. I have known him my whole life and I feel safe with him having access to my home. Why did you give him access to your home though?
He is a good friend so I wanted him to be able to come by when I am not there and check on things. Also if he wants to hang out for a while.
That makes sense, you guys going to hangout soon?
I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster.
I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster because it looked so scary!
im terrified of rollercoasters
I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster. I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster because it looked so scary!
im terrified of rollercoasters
Same. But the thrill that you feel is worth the terror and tension!
I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster. I hesitated before getting on the rollercoaster because it looked so scary! im terrified of rollercoasters
Same. But the thrill that you feel is worth the terror and tension!
i agree, i just get on and close my eyes
i tripped at dinner
tonight i tripped while out at dinner, total clums
Oh my, I hope you weren't embarrassed about it, if it was a good trip?
i tripped at dinner tonight i tripped while out at dinner_comma_ total clums
Oh my, I hope you weren't embarrassed about it, if it was a good trip?
Yes, i totally was!
i tripped at dinner tonight i tripped while out at dinner_comma_ total clums Oh my_comma_ I hope you weren't embarrassed about it_comma_ if it was a good trip?
Yes, i totally was!
Nice! I would love to go on trips except that my boss wouldn't like it if I did!
i tripped at dinner tonight i tripped while out at dinner_comma_ total clums Oh my_comma_ I hope you weren't embarrassed about it_comma_ if it was a good trip? Yes_comma_ i totally was!
Nice! I would love to go on trips except that my boss wouldn't like it if I did!
lol, too funny!
I found my old high school year book recently. Was such a trip down memory lane.
I recently came across my old high school year book.
Did it help you rewind the old times?
I found my old high school year book recently. Was such a trip down memory lane. I recently came across my old high school year book.
Did it help you rewind the old times?
Yes, definitely. Was a great trip down memory lane.
I found my old high school year book recently. Was such a trip down memory lane. I recently came across my old high school year book. Did it help you rewind the old times?
Yes, definitely. Was a great trip down memory lane.
I agree, thats why I always keep my old year books around when I feel like I need a break from the present.
I already booked my flight before requesting a holiday.
I already booked my flight for vacation before requesting a leave from work!
Oh no! That's exciting and terrifying. Do you think it will work out?