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Roller coaster riding tomorrow	Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!!	OH NO! How so?
Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!!	OH NO! How so?	Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary
Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!! OH NO! How so?	Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary	Haha i agree. Hopefully you can make it through it without too much anxiety.
Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!! OH NO! How so? Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary	Haha i agree. Hopefully you can make it through it without too much anxiety.	Yeah I guess I'll just have to jump on one! Maybe I wont be too scared after I try it.
A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there.	A new pizza joint is opening up here!	WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza, and i am guessing you do too!
A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there. A new pizza joint is opening up here!	WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza, and i am guessing you do too!	Yes, it will be New York style. I can't wait to go eat there!
A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there. A new pizza joint is opening up here! WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza_comma_ and i am guessing you do too!	Yes, it will be New York style. I can't wait to go eat there!	oh god! make sure you post a lot of pictures and give updates on the taste! you must be so excited
My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard.	Just got back from hockey, my buddy made the team!	Nice! He must be pretty good.
My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard. Just got back from hockey_comma_ my buddy made the team!	Nice! He must be pretty good.	He really is, he worked so hard to get his shot better.
My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard. Just got back from hockey_comma_ my buddy made the team! Nice! He must be pretty good.	He really is, he worked so hard to get his shot better.	Nice. You must be pretty happy for him. Will you go to his games?
I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday.	I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait!	What job are you starting?
I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait!	What job are you starting?	It's an engineering job at my friends company.
I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait! What job are you starting?	It's an engineering job at my friends company.	Do you get a big raise too?
I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait! What job are you starting? It's an engineering job at my friends company.	Do you get a big raise too?	Yes! And more freedom. it's awesome!
getting the job	i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it	you know something worker_1, everytime you feel good about something, it always means that you did good! take for example myself, when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!
getting the job i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it	you know something worker_1, everytime you feel good about something, it always means that you did good! take for example myself, when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!	i feel the same way!
getting the job i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it you know something worker_1_comma_ everytime you feel good about something_comma_ it always means that you did good! take for example myself_comma_ when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!	i feel the same way!	that's good news indeed! i wish you the best and make sure you work hard!
My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money.	So lucky to have my dad.	You certainly are lucky to have a dad, me too!
My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad.	You certainly are lucky to have a dad, me too!	He'
My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad. You certainly are lucky to have a dad_comma_ me too!	He'	I wish everyone was that lucky.
My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad. You certainly are lucky to have a dad_comma_ me too! He'	I wish everyone was that lucky.	He is paying for my schooling which is very lucky of me.
I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings.	I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company.	How much did you end up saving?
I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings. I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company.	How much did you end up saving?	I saved over 15 percent each month. I am shocked by the savings.
I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings. I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. How much did you end up saving?	I saved over 15 percent each month. I am shocked by the savings.	That's amazing, who did you switch too?
My best friend moved to my dream town.	My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house.	Oh, wow. Are you happy for him?
My best friend moved to my dream town. My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house.	Oh, wow. Are you happy for him?	Yes but i am not going to lie. I wish it were me. lol
My best friend moved to my dream town. My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house. Oh_comma_ wow. Are you happy for him?	Yes but i am not going to lie. I wish it were me. lol	Yeah, we all get jealous sometimes.
My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it.	My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow.	You are a good friend! Are you nervous?
My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it. My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow.	You are a good friend! Are you nervous?	No, I trust he will take good care of it.
My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it. My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. You are a good friend! Are you nervous?	No, I trust he will take good care of it.	Nice. I wish i had more friends like you.
waitng for my son to be born	my son will be born tomorrow morning !	Congratulations! What will be his name?
waitng for my son to be born my son will be born tomorrow morning !	Congratulations! What will be his name?	Waldo Geraldo Faldo III
waitng for my son to be born my son will be born tomorrow morning ! Congratulations! What will be his name?	Waldo Geraldo Faldo III	That is such a manly name if I ever heard one.
My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover.	My dog is having surgery on his leg.	aww,,, poor pupper. what happend?
My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover. My dog is having surgery on his leg.	aww,,, poor pupper. what happend?	He fell off the bed. I have faith he will recover though.
My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover. My dog is having surgery on his leg. aww_comma__comma__comma_ poor pupper. what happend?	He fell off the bed. I have faith he will recover though.	good vibes going out to your good boy
I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart!	I feel great! I killed it on my math test.	AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/
I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart! I feel great! I killed it on my math test.	AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/	Non calculator. i feel smart :)
I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart! I feel great! I killed it on my math test. AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/	Non calculator. i feel smart :)	who needs a calculator with a brain like that ey? good job that's amazing news
I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much.	I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday.	Was she impressed?
I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday.	Was she impressed?	Yes, she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.
I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday. Was she impressed?	Yes, she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.	That's a good idea, maybe take her on a cute date sometime as well?
I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday. Was she impressed? Yes_comma_ she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.	That's a good idea, maybe take her on a cute date sometime as well?	Yes, that's a great idea. I'm going to try to make the dates as cute as possible.
My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas.	Just got dumped by my Girlfriend.	Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!
My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas. Just got dumped by my Girlfriend.	Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!	On christmas too, how could you do that to someone?
My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas. Just got dumped by my Girlfriend. Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!	On christmas too, how could you do that to someone?	That's just evil, no matter what the circumstances may be. I'd never do that.
Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix	Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix	the best thing a human being can do
Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix	the best thing a human being can do	yea i was happy to just relax for a day
Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix the best thing a human being can do	yea i was happy to just relax for a day	yup, i love doing that what show did you end up watch?
I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though.	I want to try to eat sushi someday.	Oh that's funny, I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.
I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though. I want to try to eat sushi someday.	Oh that's funny, I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.	I want to but I am afraid I might get sick.
I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though. I want to try to eat sushi someday. Oh that's funny_comma_ I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.	I want to but I am afraid I might get sick.	I think as long as you go to a trustable place (not a grocery store-style sushi joint) that makes it fresh and right in front of you, you'll be less likely to get sick (I never have).
I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good.	I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer.	That must have been so relaxing!
I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good. I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer.	That must have been so relaxing!	Yes, it felt really good. I'm already looking forward to next summer! haha
I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good. I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer. That must have been so relaxing!	Yes, it felt really good. I'm already looking forward to next summer! haha	I wish summer would never end.
I tripped over someone the other day	I tripped over someone the other day	oh damn, what ended up happening after?
I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day	oh damn, what ended up happening after?	i apologized and wanted to die
I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day oh damn_comma_ what ended up happening after?	i apologized and wanted to die	what the what? why it's not such a big deal, it happens everyday
I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day oh damn_comma_ what ended up happening after? i apologized and wanted to die	what the what? why it's not such a big deal, it happens everyday	youve never wanted to just fade from existence you were so embarrassed?
My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter.	So sad right now, my poor cat.	Oh no, what happened to your cat?
My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter. So sad right now_comma_ my poor cat.	Oh no, what happened to your cat?	She got ran over by some rude driver, she passed away.
My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter. So sad right now_comma_ my poor cat. Oh no_comma_ what happened to your cat?	She got ran over by some rude driver, she passed away.	I am so sorry for your loss.
My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it.	My friend is watching my dog for the weekend.	What kind of dog is it?
My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it. My friend is watching my dog for the weekend.	What kind of dog is it?	A pekingese. I have faith he will take good care of it.
My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it. My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. What kind of dog is it?	A pekingese. I have faith he will take good care of it.	That's awesome that you have friends that will do that for you.
I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself.	I spilled some tea all over my lap today.	Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?
I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself. I spilled some tea all over my lap today.	Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?	No it wasn't that bad or anything like that (thankfully). Just had to look like I peed my pants for a bit.
I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself. I spilled some tea all over my lap today. Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?	No it wasn't that bad or anything like that (thankfully). Just had to look like I peed my pants for a bit.	I have never spilled a hot drink on myself before. Weird how that happens.
I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.	I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\	Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?
I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\	Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?	Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.
I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\ Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?	Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.	Ugh that makes me so angry. I hope the police can help you out in some way.
I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\ Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back? Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.	Ugh that makes me so angry. I hope the police can help you out in some way.	No. I tried. No one got murdered so im out of luck.
My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it.	So annoyed at my friend.	what did they do?
My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it. So annoyed at my friend.	what did they do?	He keeps pinching me every morning at school.
My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it. So annoyed at my friend. what did they do?	He keeps pinching me every morning at school.	ouch, that's annoying, why don't you talk to him about it?
I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock.	Just got the most beautiful gift.	Oh really? What was it?
I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock. Just got the most beautiful gift.	Oh really? What was it?	A clock, from my uncle for my 25th birthday. I feel blessed.
I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock. Just got the most beautiful gift. Oh really? What was it?	A clock, from my uncle for my 25th birthday. I feel blessed.	That's nice. Congratulations on the gift. It's a useful one!
I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it.	I'm going to the beach this weekend!	Which beach?!
I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend!	Which beach?!	Myrtle Beach in South Carolina
I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend! Which beach?!	Myrtle Beach in South Carolina	You must be excited, have you been there before?
I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend! Which beach?! Myrtle Beach in South Carolina	You must be excited, have you been there before?	Yes, very much! I went there when I was very young, but I don't remember much of it.
I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight	Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight	oh? what on earth happend ?
I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight	oh? what on earth happend ?	I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.
I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight oh? what on earth happend ?	I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.	oh that's nothing! i thought it was something serious
I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight oh? what on earth happend ? I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.	oh that's nothing! i thought it was something serious	Yeah I still feel bad though. she did a good job and I did spend a lot of money.
I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out	I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out	sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?
I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out	sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?	yea ive been waiting years for the game looks amazing
I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?	yea ive been waiting years for the game looks amazing	to be completely honest with you, i never played that game. but i hope it will come out soon!
I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard.	So proud of myself for making that team.	oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!
I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard. So proud of myself for making that team.	oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!	My highschool basketball squad! Thank you very much.
I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard. So proud of myself for making that team. oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!	My highschool basketball squad! Thank you very much.	i love playing basketball, especially cause i have the height advantage too
I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that.	I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago.	is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?
I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that. I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago.	is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?	No, he is dead. He was really old and suffering. I was so hurt having to do that.
I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that. I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?	No, he is dead. He was really old and suffering. I was so hurt having to do that.	that is so sad
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do.	I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all...	Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all...	Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!	That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!	That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.	Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.	Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?	It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time.
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work. Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?	It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time.	I will write him a strongly worded letter!

Roller coaster riding tomorrow

Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!!

OH NO! How so?

Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!!

OH NO! How so?

Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary

Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!! OH NO! How so?

Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary

Haha i agree. Hopefully you can make it through it without too much anxiety.

Roller coaster riding tomorrow Tomorrow is going to be.......scary!! OH NO! How so? Taking my nephew to the amusement park and he wants to ride coasters. Those things are scary

Haha i agree. Hopefully you can make it through it without too much anxiety.

Yeah I guess I'll just have to jump on one! Maybe I wont be too scared after I try it.

A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there.

A new pizza joint is opening up here!

WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza, and i am guessing you do too!

A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there. A new pizza joint is opening up here!

WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza, and i am guessing you do too!

Yes, it will be New York style. I can't wait to go eat there!

A new pizza joint is opening up here. I can't wait to go eat there. A new pizza joint is opening up here! WOW that's always a good news! i do love my pizza_comma_ and i am guessing you do too!

Yes, it will be New York style. I can't wait to go eat there!

oh god! make sure you post a lot of pictures and give updates on the taste! you must be so excited

My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard.

Just got back from hockey, my buddy made the team!

Nice! He must be pretty good.

My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard. Just got back from hockey_comma_ my buddy made the team!

Nice! He must be pretty good.

He really is, he worked so hard to get his shot better.

My friend made the local hockey team. He worked so hard. Just got back from hockey_comma_ my buddy made the team! Nice! He must be pretty good.

He really is, he worked so hard to get his shot better.

Nice. You must be pretty happy for him. Will you go to his games?

I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday.

I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait!

What job are you starting?

I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait!

What job are you starting?

It's an engineering job at my friends company.

I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait! What job are you starting?

It's an engineering job at my friends company.

Do you get a big raise too?

I can not wait to start my new dream job on Monday. I am about to start my new job on Monday! I can't wait! What job are you starting? It's an engineering job at my friends company.

Do you get a big raise too?

Yes! And more freedom. it's awesome!

getting the job

i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it

you know something worker_1, everytime you feel good about something, it always means that you did good! take for example myself, when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!

getting the job i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it

you know something worker_1, everytime you feel good about something, it always means that you did good! take for example myself, when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!

i feel the same way!

getting the job i had a job interview today and i feel really good about it you know something worker_1_comma_ everytime you feel good about something_comma_ it always means that you did good! take for example myself_comma_ when i had my job interview i also felt really good about it and guess what? I GOT THE JOB!

i feel the same way!

that's good news indeed! i wish you the best and make sure you work hard!

My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money.

So lucky to have my dad.

You certainly are lucky to have a dad, me too!

My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad.

You certainly are lucky to have a dad, me too!

He'

My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad. You certainly are lucky to have a dad_comma_ me too!

He'

I wish everyone was that lucky.

My father paid for my university tuition. He allows me to save lots of money. So lucky to have my dad. You certainly are lucky to have a dad_comma_ me too! He'

I wish everyone was that lucky.

He is paying for my schooling which is very lucky of me.

I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings.

I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company.

How much did you end up saving?

I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings. I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company.

How much did you end up saving?

I saved over 15 percent each month. I am shocked by the savings.

I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. I am shocked by the savings. I recently saved money by switching to a different insurance company. How much did you end up saving?

I saved over 15 percent each month. I am shocked by the savings.

That's amazing, who did you switch too?

My best friend moved to my dream town.

My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house.

Oh, wow. Are you happy for him?

My best friend moved to my dream town. My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house.

Oh, wow. Are you happy for him?

Yes but i am not going to lie. I wish it were me. lol

My best friend moved to my dream town. My best friend moved to my dream town and in a great big house. Oh_comma_ wow. Are you happy for him?

Yes but i am not going to lie. I wish it were me. lol

Yeah, we all get jealous sometimes.

My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it.

My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow.

You are a good friend! Are you nervous?

My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it. My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow.

You are a good friend! Are you nervous?

No, I trust he will take good care of it.

My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. I trust that he will take care of it. My friend is borrowing my car tomorrow. You are a good friend! Are you nervous?

No, I trust he will take good care of it.

Nice. I wish i had more friends like you.

waitng for my son to be born

my son will be born tomorrow morning !

Congratulations! What will be his name?

waitng for my son to be born my son will be born tomorrow morning !

Congratulations! What will be his name?

Waldo Geraldo Faldo III

waitng for my son to be born my son will be born tomorrow morning ! Congratulations! What will be his name?

Waldo Geraldo Faldo III

That is such a manly name if I ever heard one.

My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover.

My dog is having surgery on his leg.

aww,,, poor pupper. what happend?

My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover. My dog is having surgery on his leg.

aww,,, poor pupper. what happend?

He fell off the bed. I have faith he will recover though.

My dog is having surgery on his leg. I have faith he will recover. My dog is having surgery on his leg. aww_comma__comma__comma_ poor pupper. what happend?

He fell off the bed. I have faith he will recover though.

good vibes going out to your good boy

I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart!

I feel great! I killed it on my math test.

AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/

I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart! I feel great! I killed it on my math test.

AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/

Non calculator. i feel smart :)

I recieved an A on my test and i feel smart! I feel great! I killed it on my math test. AYYY that's great news! was it a calculator test? or a non calculator one/

Non calculator. i feel smart :)

who needs a calculator with a brain like that ey? good job that's amazing news

I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much.

I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday.

Was she impressed?

I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday.

Was she impressed?

Yes, she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.

I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday. Was she impressed?

Yes, she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.

That's a good idea, maybe take her on a cute date sometime as well?

I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday and I hope she likes it because I love her so much. I bought my fiancee a big cake for her birthday. Was she impressed? Yes_comma_ she really liked it I think. I just wanted to show how much she meant to me... with a giant cake haha.

That's a good idea, maybe take her on a cute date sometime as well?

Yes, that's a great idea. I'm going to try to make the dates as cute as possible.

My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas.

Just got dumped by my Girlfriend.

Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!

My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas. Just got dumped by my Girlfriend.

Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!

On christmas too, how could you do that to someone?

My girlfriend left me for another man. It was on christmas. Just got dumped by my Girlfriend. Ouch! I am sorry to hear that!

On christmas too, how could you do that to someone?

That's just evil, no matter what the circumstances may be. I'd never do that.

Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix

the best thing a human being can do

Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix

the best thing a human being can do

yea i was happy to just relax for a day

Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix Spent a day binge watching shows on netflix the best thing a human being can do

yea i was happy to just relax for a day

yup, i love doing that what show did you end up watch?

I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though.

I want to try to eat sushi someday.

Oh that's funny, I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.

I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though. I want to try to eat sushi someday.

Oh that's funny, I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.

I want to but I am afraid I might get sick.

I want to try to eat sushi someday. I am afraid I will get sick though. I want to try to eat sushi someday. Oh that's funny_comma_ I actually just had it for lunch today. I'd highly recommend it.

I want to but I am afraid I might get sick.

I think as long as you go to a trustable place (not a grocery store-style sushi joint) that makes it fresh and right in front of you, you'll be less likely to get sick (I never have).

I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good.

I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer.

That must have been so relaxing!

I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good. I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer.

That must have been so relaxing!

Yes, it felt really good. I'm already looking forward to next summer! haha

I got a lot of vacation time this summer from work, so I felt good. I got a lot of vacation time off from work this summer. That must have been so relaxing!

Yes, it felt really good. I'm already looking forward to next summer! haha

I wish summer would never end.

I tripped over someone the other day

oh damn, what ended up happening after?

I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day

oh damn, what ended up happening after?

i apologized and wanted to die

I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day oh damn_comma_ what ended up happening after?

i apologized and wanted to die

what the what? why it's not such a big deal, it happens everyday

I tripped over someone the other day I tripped over someone the other day oh damn_comma_ what ended up happening after? i apologized and wanted to die

what the what? why it's not such a big deal, it happens everyday

youve never wanted to just fade from existence you were so embarrassed?

My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter.

So sad right now, my poor cat.

Oh no, what happened to your cat?

My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter. So sad right now_comma_ my poor cat.

Oh no, what happened to your cat?

She got ran over by some rude driver, she passed away.

My cat got ran over by someone. He sped off like it didn't matter. So sad right now_comma_ my poor cat. Oh no_comma_ what happened to your cat?

She got ran over by some rude driver, she passed away.

I am so sorry for your loss.

My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it.

My friend is watching my dog for the weekend.

What kind of dog is it?

My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it. My friend is watching my dog for the weekend.

What kind of dog is it?

A pekingese. I have faith he will take good care of it.

My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. I have faith he will take good care of it. My friend is watching my dog for the weekend. What kind of dog is it?

A pekingese. I have faith he will take good care of it.

That's awesome that you have friends that will do that for you.

I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself.

I spilled some tea all over my lap today.

Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?

I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself. I spilled some tea all over my lap today.

Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?

No it wasn't that bad or anything like that (thankfully). Just had to look like I peed my pants for a bit.

I spilled my tea on my lap today and it looked awful. Like I peed myself. I spilled some tea all over my lap today. Are you ok. Did you need to go to the hospital?

No it wasn't that bad or anything like that (thankfully). Just had to look like I peed my pants for a bit.

I have never spilled a hot drink on myself before. Weird how that happens.

I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.

I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\

Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?

I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\

Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?

Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.

I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\ Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back?

Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.

Ugh that makes me so angry. I hope the police can help you out in some way.

I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it. I was at a crowded coffee shop last week and decided to to run to the bathroom leaving my macbook behind. I never thought about someone stealing it.\ Oh no that sounds like a nightmare. Did you get it back? Nope. I tried to track it but I think they wiped it.

Ugh that makes me so angry. I hope the police can help you out in some way.

No. I tried. No one got murdered so im out of luck.

My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it.

So annoyed at my friend.

what did they do?

My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it. So annoyed at my friend.

what did they do?

He keeps pinching me every morning at school.

My friend kept pinching me. We were at school that day and he was constantly doing it. So annoyed at my friend. what did they do?

He keeps pinching me every morning at school.

ouch, that's annoying, why don't you talk to him about it?

I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock.

Just got the most beautiful gift.

Oh really? What was it?

I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock. Just got the most beautiful gift.

Oh really? What was it?

A clock, from my uncle for my 25th birthday. I feel blessed.

I got a gift from my late uncle. It was a clock. Just got the most beautiful gift. Oh really? What was it?

A clock, from my uncle for my 25th birthday. I feel blessed.

That's nice. Congratulations on the gift. It's a useful one!

I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it.

I'm going to the beach this weekend!

Which beach?!

I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend!

Which beach?!

Myrtle Beach in South Carolina

I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend! Which beach?!

Myrtle Beach in South Carolina

You must be excited, have you been there before?

I am going to the beach again this weekend, so I'm really excited about it. I'm going to the beach this weekend! Which beach?! Myrtle Beach in South Carolina

You must be excited, have you been there before?

Yes, very much! I went there when I was very young, but I don't remember much of it.

I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight

Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight

oh? what on earth happend ?

I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight

oh? what on earth happend ?

I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.

I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight oh? what on earth happend ?

I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.

oh that's nothing! i thought it was something serious

I didn't tip my waitress the othe rnight Man. I feel so bad about the othe rnight oh? what on earth happend ? I went to the bar and got drunk. I forgot to tip my waitress.

oh that's nothing! i thought it was something serious

Yeah I still feel bad though. she did a good job and I did spend a lot of money.

I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out

sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?

I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out

sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?

yea ive been waiting years for the game looks amazing

I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out I cant wait for red dead redemption 2 to come out sounds like you really enjoy this game. does is seem promising?

yea ive been waiting years for the game looks amazing

to be completely honest with you, i never played that game. but i hope it will come out soon!

I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard.

So proud of myself for making that team.

oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!

I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard. So proud of myself for making that team.

oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!

My highschool basketball squad! Thank you very much.

I made the highschool basketball team out of camp. I worked so hard. So proud of myself for making that team. oh what team? that's some very good news man! good job!

My highschool basketball squad! Thank you very much.

i love playing basketball, especially cause i have the height advantage too

I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that.

I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago.

is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?

I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that. I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago.

is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?

No, he is dead. He was really old and suffering. I was so hurt having to do that.

I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. I was so hurt having to do that. I had to take my dog to be put to sleep a few days ago. is he okay? why did you have to do that? is he awake now?

No, he is dead. He was really old and suffering. I was so hurt having to do that.

that is so sad

A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do.

I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all...

Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!

A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all...

Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!

That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.

A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?!

That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.

Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?

A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work.

Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?

It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time.

A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work. Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise?

It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time.

I will write him a strongly worded letter!