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seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days I'm sorry_comma_ who was Stefan? | he played the villain in Lazy town a strange TV show for kids in america | Oh okay, now I know. Yeah that was tragic. |
I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. It was so nasty to see. | I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. | yikes that pretty bad |
I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. It was so nasty to see. I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. | yikes that pretty bad | It was really nasty to see. I hope no one got sick. |
I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. It was so nasty to see. I saw a cook today not wash his hands after using the restroom. yikes that pretty bad | It was really nasty to see. I hope no one got sick. | yea i know what you mean |
home break in | i got home from running errands today to find someone broke in and took my tv and laptop | Oh no that is horrible! Did you call the police? |
home break in i got home from running errands today to find someone broke in and took my tv and laptop | Oh no that is horrible! Did you call the police? | yes i did. i just got both the tv and the laptop |
home break in i got home from running errands today to find someone broke in and took my tv and laptop Oh no that is horrible! Did you call the police? | yes i did. i just got both the tv and the laptop | That's good. I'm sorry that terrible thing happened to you. |
I have a dentist appointment this week. I always get so nervous. | I have a dentist appointment coming this week | oh man. i dont like the dentist . is it a normal cleaning and check up or something more? |
I have a dentist appointment this week. I always get so nervous. I have a dentist appointment coming this week | oh man. i dont like the dentist . is it a normal cleaning and check up or something more? | Just a check up, but more if needed. I am always nervous when that time rolls around. |
I have a dentist appointment this week. I always get so nervous. I have a dentist appointment coming this week oh man. i dont like the dentist . is it a normal cleaning and check up or something more? | Just a check up, but more if needed. I am always nervous when that time rolls around. | i would be too! |
I'm going to be getting a waxing this week. I'm scared. | I'm going to get my body waxed this week. | well, that sounds good, hopefully there won't be a lot of pain. |
I'm going to be getting a waxing this week. I'm scared. I'm going to get my body waxed this week. | well, that sounds good, hopefully there won't be a lot of pain. | Yeah I am a bit nervous about the pain part. |
I'm going to be getting a waxing this week. I'm scared. I'm going to get my body waxed this week. well_comma_ that sounds good_comma_ hopefully there won't be a lot of pain. | Yeah I am a bit nervous about the pain part. | it'll be fine. don't worry. |
I urinated on myself in walmart | One time I was in walmart and peed on myself | why did you do that? wasn't there a toilet or something? |
I urinated on myself in walmart One time I was in walmart and peed on myself | why did you do that? wasn't there a toilet or something? | Yeah! I was going there but it was busy during black friday. I just couldn't hold it anymore! Everyone saw my wet pants!!! |
I urinated on myself in walmart One time I was in walmart and peed on myself why did you do that? wasn't there a toilet or something? | Yeah! I was going there but it was busy during black friday. I just couldn't hold it anymore! Everyone saw my wet pants!!! | that must've been embarrassing. you should've went to the toilet. |
I urinated on myself in walmart One time I was in walmart and peed on myself why did you do that? wasn't there a toilet or something? Yeah! I was going there but it was busy during black friday. I just couldn't hold it anymore! Everyone saw my wet pants!!! | that must've been embarrassing. you should've went to the toilet. | I was trying. There was a line. I should have just peed outside. LOL |
Well, I think my marriage is over. I came home to find my wife in bed with another man. | A wonderful night of drinking with friends ended terribly. | oh what went wrong? |
Well, I think my marriage is over. I came home to find my wife in bed with another man. A wonderful night of drinking with friends ended terribly. | oh what went wrong? | Came home to find my wife in bed with another man from the bar. |
Well, I think my marriage is over. I came home to find my wife in bed with another man. A wonderful night of drinking with friends ended terribly. oh what went wrong? | Came home to find my wife in bed with another man from the bar. | thats a fuckin bummer, hope you left her |
My friend said he might be able to help me move | My friend said he might be able to help me move | It's always great to have friends that are willing to help out when you need them the most. |
My friend said he might be able to help me move My friend said he might be able to help me move | It's always great to have friends that are willing to help out when you need them the most. | yea im hoping he can come through for me |
My friend said he might be able to help me move My friend said he might be able to help me move It's always great to have friends that are willing to help out when you need them the most. | yea im hoping he can come through for me | When are you expecting to move? |
Someone tried to break into my house last week! I was so scared. | Someone tried to break into my house last week when I was home! | thats sounds horrifying |
Someone tried to break into my house last week! I was so scared. Someone tried to break into my house last week when I was home! | thats sounds horrifying | Yeah it sure was. I was so scared I didn't know what to do. |
Someone tried to break into my house last week! I was so scared. Someone tried to break into my house last week when I was home! thats sounds horrifying | Yeah it sure was. I was so scared I didn't know what to do. | hopefully nothing too bad happened |
my friend cancelled on me last minute | my friend cancelled on me last minute | Ah that sucks. Did they have a good reason to do so? |
my friend cancelled on me last minute my friend cancelled on me last minute | Ah that sucks. Did they have a good reason to do so? | not really i was quite sad |
my friend cancelled on me last minute my friend cancelled on me last minute Ah that sucks. Did they have a good reason to do so? | not really i was quite sad | Yes I would be too. I'd let my friend know that I don't appreciate being treated that way. |
I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. Feels bad man. | I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. | Were you able to replace it before he found out? |
I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. Feels bad man. I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. | Were you able to replace it before he found out? | He hasn't figured it out yet. I could still do that I suppose, before he realizes it. |
I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. Feels bad man. I drank all of my best friend's beer and didn't tell him. Were you able to replace it before he found out? | He hasn't figured it out yet. I could still do that I suppose, before he realizes it. | I think that would be the best option. Nothing worse to be thirsty and have your taste buds set on something and it's not there. |
My family and friends can always count on me to be there. As a Taurus, loyalty is the #1 priority for me. | I am a very dedicated member of my family which sometimes can be a bit much to handle. | Ah yes, do other members cause some trouble for you? |
My family and friends can always count on me to be there. As a Taurus, loyalty is the #1 priority for me. I am a very dedicated member of my family which sometimes can be a bit much to handle. | Ah yes, do other members cause some trouble for you? | Not so much trouble. They stay into trouble and run to me to bail them out. However, they don't know how to reciprocate. |
My family and friends can always count on me to be there. As a Taurus, loyalty is the #1 priority for me. I am a very dedicated member of my family which sometimes can be a bit much to handle. Ah yes_comma_ do other members cause some trouble for you? | Not so much trouble. They stay into trouble and run to me to bail them out. However, they don't know how to reciprocate. | That is indeed frustrating. A little appreciation and recognition is what they need to give you I think. |
My family and friends can always count on me to be there. As a Taurus, loyalty is the #1 priority for me. I am a very dedicated member of my family which sometimes can be a bit much to handle. Ah yes_comma_ do other members cause some trouble for you? Not so much trouble. They stay into trouble and run to me to bail them out. However_comma_ they don't know how to reciprocate. | That is indeed frustrating. A little appreciation and recognition is what they need to give you I think. | I definitely think so. I'm not sure that they will ever get it. Being there for me is just a part of my nature. |
when my food wasnt cooked right | i had to send my food back tonight at the restaurant. we were at my favorite restaurant | why did you have to send it back? what happend |
when my food wasnt cooked right i had to send my food back tonight at the restaurant. we were at my favorite restaurant | why did you have to send it back? what happend | i am normally not picky with mistakes on my food,,,but i ordered a chicken sandwch and the chicken was still very pink/ red in the middle |
when my food wasnt cooked right i had to send my food back tonight at the restaurant. we were at my favorite restaurant why did you have to send it back? what happend | i am normally not picky with mistakes on my food,,,but i ordered a chicken sandwch and the chicken was still very pink/ red in the middle | good thing you returned it! rare or whatever they call it meat is actually very dangerous for you espcially coming from a restaurant good thing you did that! |
someone drank the final energy drink | there was only one monster drink left, i wanted to get it instead my sister got it! and i feel so envious and angry! | not cool! i love monsters! i hate when my girlfriend takes the last one |
someone drank the final energy drink there was only one monster drink left_comma_ i wanted to get it instead my sister got it! and i feel so envious and angry! | not cool! i love monsters! i hate when my girlfriend takes the last one | thankfully my fiance doesn't like monster that much |
someone drank the final energy drink there was only one monster drink left_comma_ i wanted to get it instead my sister got it! and i feel so envious and angry! not cool! i love monsters! i hate when my girlfriend takes the last one | thankfully my fiance doesn't like monster that much | that is good to hear! |
My new printer gets on my nerves so bad | You know what really grinds my gears? | What's that? |
My new printer gets on my nerves so bad You know what really grinds my gears? | What's that? | My new printer! I just bought it and it's giving me all kinds of problems already! |
My new printer gets on my nerves so bad You know what really grinds my gears? What's that? | My new printer! I just bought it and it's giving me all kinds of problems already! | What kind is it? I have a bad one too by the way. |
My new printer gets on my nerves so bad You know what really grinds my gears? What's that? My new printer! I just bought it and it's giving me all kinds of problems already! | What kind is it? I have a bad one too by the way. | It's an HP laserjet or something like that. I can't get it to work and it's very frustrating. |
Headed off to a fishing tournament today. I believe I will win this tournament today. | I have a fishing tournament today which I am pretty certain I will win. | Are you going to be on the news when you win?? |
Headed off to a fishing tournament today. I believe I will win this tournament today. I have a fishing tournament today which I am pretty certain I will win. | Are you going to be on the news when you win?? | I certainly hope so, that would be awesome! |
Headed off to a fishing tournament today. I believe I will win this tournament today. I have a fishing tournament today which I am pretty certain I will win. Are you going to be on the news when you win?? | I certainly hope so, that would be awesome! | Yeah! When you win I get first crack at your autograph! |
I'm so happy. I had a great lunch at a new sushi place downtown. | I'm feeling very happy right now. | thats nice to hear |
I'm so happy. I had a great lunch at a new sushi place downtown. I'm feeling very happy right now. | thats nice to hear | Reason is I found a great new sushi restaurant downtown. |
I'm so happy. I had a great lunch at a new sushi place downtown. I'm feeling very happy right now. thats nice to hear | Reason is I found a great new sushi restaurant downtown. | oh really? I just had some myself today, love sushi |
my cat vomited on my rug the other day | my cat vomited on my rug the other day | That sounds like it was a gross situation. I bet it has hard to clean. |
my cat vomited on my rug the other day my cat vomited on my rug the other day | That sounds like it was a gross situation. I bet it has hard to clean. | yea i was sick over it, very sad |
my cat vomited on my rug the other day my cat vomited on my rug the other day That sounds like it was a gross situation. I bet it has hard to clean. | yea i was sick over it, very sad | It can always happen with pets and it is a drag to clean, I know. My dog has done it more than once. |
i had to wait a day for test results last week | i had to wait a day for test results last week | How did you do on your test? Did you find out? |
i had to wait a day for test results last week i had to wait a day for test results last week | How did you do on your test? Did you find out? | not too bad, was scared i failed tho |
i had to wait a day for test results last week i had to wait a day for test results last week How did you do on your test? Did you find out? | not too bad, was scared i failed tho | What course did you test for? |
My wife and I are celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary. We have always been good and honest to each other. | My wife and I are celebrating 15 years of marriage today. | thats awesome good for you |
My wife and I are celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary. We have always been good and honest to each other. My wife and I are celebrating 15 years of marriage today. | thats awesome good for you | Thanks. We have been very committed to our wedding vows since day one. |
My wife and I are celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary. We have always been good and honest to each other. My wife and I are celebrating 15 years of marriage today. thats awesome good for you | Thanks. We have been very committed to our wedding vows since day one. | im glad thats the case |
got the wrong order | i ordered the tshirt i always wanted from my favorite band. but they sent the wrong size | oh god that's annoying, the same thing happned to me for my iphone case, they got me the smaller one isntead of the normal big size one, so annoyed |
got the wrong order i ordered the tshirt i always wanted from my favorite band. but they sent the wrong size | oh god that's annoying, the same thing happned to me for my iphone case, they got me the smaller one isntead of the normal big size one, so annoyed | yeah the shirt was a kids size. i contacted the company and they are out of my size but will send me my size plus money back |
got the wrong order i ordered the tshirt i always wanted from my favorite band. but they sent the wrong size oh god that's annoying_comma_ the same thing happned to me for my iphone case_comma_ they got me the smaller one isntead of the normal big size one_comma_ so annoyed | yeah the shirt was a kids size. i contacted the company and they are out of my size but will send me my size plus money back | ayyy that's a win isn't it? but still annoying but at least you getting it for free now |
for the next few weeks | i am so looking forward to the next few weeks of relaxing and chilling, and i am hopeful that my mental state will be moe stable when ige tback | sounds like youre going on vacation! |
for the next few weeks i am so looking forward to the next few weeks of relaxing and chilling_comma_ and i am hopeful that my mental state will be moe stable when ige tback | sounds like youre going on vacation! | i am ! and i am looking forward to it! |
for the next few weeks i am so looking forward to the next few weeks of relaxing and chilling_comma_ and i am hopeful that my mental state will be moe stable when ige tback sounds like youre going on vacation! | i am ! and i am looking forward to it! | where are you going? i haven't taken a vacation in a long time |
old food i haven't had in a long time, brought back so many memories | today my grandma made her favourite soup and when i tasted it, it brought back so many memories! | grandma's food always brings back memories, for some reasons they taste very nostalgic. |
old food i haven't had in a long time, brought back so many memories today my grandma made her favourite soup and when i tasted it_comma_ it brought back so many memories! | grandma's food always brings back memories, for some reasons they taste very nostalgic. | i know right! it took me back to my childhood, when i played football outside with my friends, good ol times, easy and beautiful |
old food i haven't had in a long time, brought back so many memories today my grandma made her favourite soup and when i tasted it_comma_ it brought back so many memories! grandma's food always brings back memories_comma_ for some reasons they taste very nostalgic. | i know right! it took me back to my childhood, when i played football outside with my friends, good ol times, easy and beautiful | it was so simple back then right? not having to worry about anything but enjoying life. |
My nephew is playing football this year. He's all grown up :D | My nephew starts fooball this year! | oh really? that's very coincidental because my son also started football this year are you happy? |
My nephew is playing football this year. He's all grown up :D My nephew starts fooball this year! | oh really? that's very coincidental because my son also started football this year are you happy? | Heck yeah! He's growing up so fast! |
My nephew is playing football this year. He's all grown up :D My nephew starts fooball this year! oh really? that's very coincidental because my son also started football this year are you happy? | Heck yeah! He's growing up so fast! | i know! they grow so fast and i didn't think i'd use that overly used word but god it's so true |
My nephew is playing football this year. He's all grown up :D My nephew starts fooball this year! oh really? that's very coincidental because my son also started football this year are you happy? Heck yeah! He's growing up so fast! | i know! they grow so fast and i didn't think i'd use that overly used word but god it's so true | haha we're getting so old :D |
so mad! my cat destroyed my favourite jacket | SO ANGRY! my cat destroyed jacket! i woke up to wear it and she just destroyed all of it, it was my new jacket too | Oh that's awful! Maybe you can try to return it and say it came like that LOL |
so mad! my cat destroyed my favourite jacket SO ANGRY! my cat destroyed jacket! i woke up to wear it and she just destroyed all of it_comma_ it was my new jacket too | Oh that's awful! Maybe you can try to return it and say it came like that LOL | it's not funny, and they won't rethurn it! |
so mad! my cat destroyed my favourite jacket SO ANGRY! my cat destroyed jacket! i woke up to wear it and she just destroyed all of it_comma_ it was my new jacket too Oh that's awful! Maybe you can try to return it and say it came like that LOL | it's not funny, and they won't rethurn it! | It's a little funny |
I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. | I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. | That's great! It feels good when you can get a little back from the things you have invested so much in! |
I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. | That's great! It feels good when you can get a little back from the things you have invested so much in! | It sure does. Also gives you a great sense of accomplishment. |
I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. I worked hard on my yard sale. I was quite pleased with the sales and knew that there was nothing else I could have done to make it more successful. That's great! It feels good when you can get a little back from the things you have invested so much in! | It sure does. Also gives you a great sense of accomplishment. | Definitely! Plus, gets some of the clutter out of your home, I guess to make room for more. |
I came home from shopping to find my front door open. When I walked inside, I found all of my belongings gone! | I came home tonight to find a huge shock! | WHAT WAS THE SHOCK? |
I came home from shopping to find my front door open. When I walked inside, I found all of my belongings gone! I came home tonight to find a huge shock! | WHAT WAS THE SHOCK? | My home had been burglarized! |
I came home from shopping to find my front door open. When I walked inside, I found all of my belongings gone! I came home tonight to find a huge shock! WHAT WAS THE SHOCK? | My home had been burglarized! | oh my god! that's so bad what did you do ? |
so many emotions i feel distressed | so much going on, all these feelings are making me anxious and scared | Why? What is going on? |
so many emotions i feel distressed so much going on_comma_ all these feelings are making me anxious and scared | Why? What is going on? | too much work stress, people asking for so much from me, i am just one person |
so many emotions i feel distressed so much going on_comma_ all these feelings are making me anxious and scared Why? What is going on? | too much work stress, people asking for so much from me, i am just one person | Sounds like you need a vacation |
in my self for failing so hard | i am a failure | what makes you think so? i'm pretty sure you aren't. |
in my self for failing so hard i am a failure | what makes you think so? i'm pretty sure you aren't. | I wan't to help my fiance, she is going through so much, my job isn't paying me much and i've been working as hard as i can and i still can't do much, i wan't her to come here already because she is the only thing that keeps me sane |
in my self for failing so hard i am a failure what makes you think so? i'm pretty sure you aren't. | I wan't to help my fiance, she is going through so much, my job isn't paying me much and i've been working as hard as i can and i still can't do much, i wan't her to come here already because she is the only thing that keeps me sane | that doesn't make you a failure! you are doing more than enough and i'm pretty sure she appreciate every single thing you're doing for her. |
in my self for failing so hard i am a failure what makes you think so? i'm pretty sure you aren't. I wan't to help my fiance_comma_ she is going through so much_comma_ my job isn't paying me much and i've been working as hard as i can and i still can't do much_comma_ i wan't her to come here already because she is the only thing that keeps me sane | that doesn't make you a failure! you are doing more than enough and i'm pretty sure she appreciate every single thing you're doing for her. | yo uthink so? |
finding out if baby is boy or girl | tomorrow we find out if we are having a baby boy or girl | Oh wow! Congrats!! What are you hoping for? |
finding out if baby is boy or girl tomorrow we find out if we are having a baby boy or girl | Oh wow! Congrats!! What are you hoping for? | i dont care either way.. i already have a boy and girl |
finding out if baby is boy or girl tomorrow we find out if we are having a baby boy or girl Oh wow! Congrats!! What are you hoping for? | i dont care either way.. i already have a boy and girl | That is so awesome! How old are they? |
Headed out to the campground this morning. I have everything packed I believe. | After a long, hard week at work, I am headed to the campground this week to disconnect. | its always good to get away and reset |
Headed out to the campground this morning. I have everything packed I believe. After a long_comma_ hard week at work_comma_ I am headed to the campground this week to disconnect. | its always good to get away and reset | I am pretty certain that I have everything we need for the weekend getaway. |
Headed out to the campground this morning. I have everything packed I believe. After a long_comma_ hard week at work_comma_ I am headed to the campground this week to disconnect. its always good to get away and reset | I am pretty certain that I have everything we need for the weekend getaway. | did you make a check list and double check it? |
nightmare | worst nightmare | I'm sorry? What happened? |
nightmare worst nightmare | I'm sorry? What happened? | i had like 2 nightmares today and didn't sleep well and i got terrified |
nightmare worst nightmare I'm sorry? What happened? | i had like 2 nightmares today and didn't sleep well and i got terrified | That's awful. I hate when that happens. |
I injured my foot a couple of days ago (muscle strain). Now my co-worker keeps calling me slow and laughing about it. When she's not calling me crippled instead. | I'm having such trouble with a co-worker. She has no manners at all! | really? like how? what she do? |
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