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A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work. Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise? It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time.
I will write him a strongly worded letter!
Haha thank you for that!
A co-worker just got a big raise and he does about only half the work I do. I was surprised a co-worker of mine just got a raise! He doesn't do much work at all... Uh ohhh. When is it gonna be your turn?! That's what I am wondering! Just a bit miffed about it. I think I do twice the work. Wonder if it would help if I call your boss and tell him to give you a raise? It might be a worth a shot to do that and stand my ground on my next contract renewal time. I will write him a strongly worded letter!
Haha thank you for that!
Hey we gotta get you some money somehow!
I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday for the first time in awhile
I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday
Oh that's nice! How did that go?
I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday for the first time in awhile I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday
Oh that's nice! How did that go?
It went awesome! I haven't seen him in forever and we played all day!
I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday for the first time in awhile I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday Oh that's nice! How did that go?
It went awesome! I haven't seen him in forever and we played all day!
That's great! I bet he had a lot of fun too!
I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday for the first time in awhile I saw my 3 year old nephew yesterday Oh that's nice! How did that go? It went awesome! I haven't seen him in forever and we played all day!
That's great! I bet he had a lot of fun too!
Yeah! Because of my work schedule I don't see him that much. It's been awhile but we had a blast!
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight. I was pleased with the meal.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight.
did you have fun? what did you eat?
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight. I was pleased with the meal. I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight.
did you have fun? what did you eat?
I had the chicken alfredo. It was somewhat fun. I was pleased with my meal.
I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight. I was pleased with the meal. I went to the Olive Garden for dinner tonight. did you have fun? what did you eat?
I had the chicken alfredo. It was somewhat fun. I was pleased with my meal.
eating outside every once in a while can always be needed to change your mood , glad you had fun!
My friend won an award i was also going for
My friend won an award i was also going for
omg that's such an amazing news! good job! what is your next goal
My friend won an award i was also going for My friend won an award i was also going for
omg that's such an amazing news! good job! what is your next goal
i said my friend won it
My friend won an award i was also going for My friend won an award i was also going for omg that's such an amazing news! good job! what is your next goal
i said my friend won it
oh my apologies, i misread that one, are you proud and happy for him?
My friend won an award i was also going for My friend won an award i was also going for omg that's such an amazing news! good job! what is your next goal i said my friend won it
oh my apologies, i misread that one, are you proud and happy for him?
i am but also a bit envious
I got caught stealing out of a donation box. I am so ashamed for doing so.
I got caught stealing out of a donation box.
WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
I got caught stealing out of a donation box. I am so ashamed for doing so. I got caught stealing out of a donation box.
WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
I really liked that kind of soup. I am so ashamed for doing so.
I got caught stealing out of a donation box. I am so ashamed for doing so. I got caught stealing out of a donation box. WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
I really liked that kind of soup. I am so ashamed for doing so.
you better be! i hope you learned your lesson though, we all make mistakes but we need to learn from them
The college football season starts today. I can't wait to watch some games.
The college football season starts today!
oh really? Im not the biggest football fan
The college football season starts today. I can't wait to watch some games. The college football season starts today!
oh really? Im not the biggest football fan
I can't wait to watch some games!
The college football season starts today. I can't wait to watch some games. The college football season starts today! oh really? Im not the biggest football fan
I can't wait to watch some games!
sounds like a fun time sports can get intense
After weeks of studying im ready for my math test
After weeks of studying im ready for my math test
I hope you do well on it.
After weeks of studying im ready for my math test After weeks of studying im ready for my math test
I hope you do well on it.
i think im prepared enough
After weeks of studying im ready for my math test After weeks of studying im ready for my math test I hope you do well on it.
i think im prepared enough
Give it all of your best.
I think the aliens landed in my backyard
I heard a loud crash in my backyard!!
what what happend next? what was it? did you decide too explore this further?
I think the aliens landed in my backyard I heard a loud crash in my backyard!!
what what happend next? what was it? did you decide too explore this further?
I looked out my back door and I think it's the aliens! Too scared to go look. It looks like a big ship.
I think the aliens landed in my backyard I heard a loud crash in my backyard!! what what happend next? what was it? did you decide too explore this further?
I looked out my back door and I think it's the aliens! Too scared to go look. It looks like a big ship.
omg that sounds so adventurous, if i were you i'd ask them to take me where ever they are going, cause damn anything is better than this place were living ay?
I think the aliens landed in my backyard I heard a loud crash in my backyard!! what what happend next? what was it? did you decide too explore this further? I looked out my back door and I think it's the aliens! Too scared to go look. It looks like a big ship.
omg that sounds so adventurous, if i were you i'd ask them to take me where ever they are going, cause damn anything is better than this place were living ay?
Yeah kinda. I don't think they're going anywhere now since they crashed back there. Maybe I'll go back there and see. Dunno though. i'm scared
I just went cliff diving and I didn't even get nervous.
I just went cliff diving recently.
i love cliff diving, was it your first experience ? and if so how did you find it
I just went cliff diving and I didn't even get nervous. I just went cliff diving recently.
i love cliff diving, was it your first experience ? and if so how did you find it
Yes, first time. I wasn't even nervous actually. I surprised myself. It was a lot of fun.
I just went cliff diving and I didn't even get nervous. I just went cliff diving recently. i love cliff diving_comma_ was it your first experience ? and if so how did you find it
Yes, first time. I wasn't even nervous actually. I surprised myself. It was a lot of fun.
wow that's amazing man, first time for me was so amazing too and are you planning to go again?
I just went cliff diving and I didn't even get nervous. I just went cliff diving recently. i love cliff diving_comma_ was it your first experience ? and if so how did you find it Yes_comma_ first time. I wasn't even nervous actually. I surprised myself. It was a lot of fun.
wow that's amazing man, first time for me was so amazing too and are you planning to go again?
Yes, I definitely want to do it again. It was such an awesome rush!
My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get. I am so envious of him.
My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get.
oh damn, that sucks so much, i am sorry, but if he is your good friend you should be happy for him, maybe something better awaits you
My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get. I am so envious of him. My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get.
oh damn, that sucks so much, i am sorry, but if he is your good friend you should be happy for him, maybe something better awaits you
I guess so, but I am so envious of him.
My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get. I am so envious of him. My friend got the job promotion I was supposed to get. oh damn_comma_ that sucks so much_comma_ i am sorry_comma_ but if he is your good friend you should be happy for him_comma_ maybe something better awaits you
I guess so, but I am so envious of him.
i know you are, and it takes a lot of practice to remove this feeling, but it's a bad feeling to have and you should look for other chances
I have to take the bar exam next week. I am sure I will excel at it.
I have to take the bar exam next week.
That can be daunting. I hope you are prepared.
I have to take the bar exam next week. I am sure I will excel at it. I have to take the bar exam next week.
That can be daunting. I hope you are prepared.
I certainly am. I am sure I will excel at it.
I have to take the bar exam next week. I am sure I will excel at it. I have to take the bar exam next week. That can be daunting. I hope you are prepared.
I certainly am. I am sure I will excel at it.
That will be great. Soon we will be able to call you Attorney At Law. It's so exciting.
My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed.
My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed.
Yeah, kids grow up so fast these days.
My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed. My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed.
Yeah, kids grow up so fast these days.
All those little moments just come to mind and I get so emotional.
My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed. My youngest niece will be 17 soon. I find myself thinking back to when she was little and I just get teary eyed. Yeah_comma_ kids grow up so fast these days.
All those little moments just come to mind and I get so emotional.
I don't like thinking about the past for that very reason.
I have to make a six layer bean dip later today. I am so ready to do it.
I have to make a six layer bean dip later today.
are you excited for this?
I have to make a six layer bean dip later today. I am so ready to do it. I have to make a six layer bean dip later today.
are you excited for this?
Not really but I am so ready to do it.
I have to make a six layer bean dip later today. I am so ready to do it. I have to make a six layer bean dip later today. are you excited for this?
Not really but I am so ready to do it.
you should be more confident in your abilities! i am sure you'll make an amazing bean dip
My nephew made the football team!
My nephew joined the football team this year
How exciting? What position will he be playing?
My nephew made the football team! My nephew joined the football team this year
How exciting? What position will he be playing?
Not sure yet they haven't told him. I can't wait to go to one of his games and watch him play though
My nephew made the football team! My nephew joined the football team this year How exciting? What position will he be playing?
Not sure yet they haven't told him. I can't wait to go to one of his games and watch him play though
That is always so much fun, and the kids love having people there to watch them.
My nephew made the football team! My nephew joined the football team this year How exciting? What position will he be playing? Not sure yet they haven't told him. I can't wait to go to one of his games and watch him play though
That is always so much fun, and the kids love having people there to watch them.
Yeah! He's pretty darn good at it. I hope they give him a good position.
My nephew made the football team! My nephew joined the football team this year How exciting? What position will he be playing? Not sure yet they haven't told him. I can't wait to go to one of his games and watch him play though That is always so much fun_comma_ and the kids love having people there to watch them.
Yeah! He's pretty darn good at it. I hope they give him a good position.
Me too, and good luck to him.
My nephew made the football team! My nephew joined the football team this year How exciting? What position will he be playing? Not sure yet they haven't told him. I can't wait to go to one of his games and watch him play though That is always so much fun_comma_ and the kids love having people there to watch them. Yeah! He's pretty darn good at it. I hope they give him a good position.
Me too, and good luck to him.
Hey thank you! :D
My first day of work begins on Monday and I feel like I am ready.
I will begin my first day of work on Monday and I think I'm ready for it.
that's good, the first week is always the hardest, but it get's easier and funnier as time goes by
My first day of work begins on Monday and I feel like I am ready. I will begin my first day of work on Monday and I think I'm ready for it.
that's good, the first week is always the hardest, but it get's easier and funnier as time goes by
Yes, you are right. That is what I am hoping it will go like. Fingers crossed.
My first day of work begins on Monday and I feel like I am ready. I will begin my first day of work on Monday and I think I'm ready for it. that's good_comma_ the first week is always the hardest_comma_ but it get's easier and funnier as time goes by
Yes, you are right. That is what I am hoping it will go like. Fingers crossed.
best of luck to you! i hope everything goes well
My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old.
My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old.
aww, i am so sorry for your lost, i know this is a very hard time for you
My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old. My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old.
aww, i am so sorry for your lost, i know this is a very hard time for you
She truly was an amazing dog. She followed me everywhere, I should have named her Shadow.
My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old. My dog died and I was just heartbroken. I got her when she was a puppy and she lived to be 20 years old. aww_comma_ i am so sorry for your lost_comma_ i know this is a very hard time for you
She truly was an amazing dog. She followed me everywhere, I should have named her Shadow.
i am sorry again, what are you hoping to do now?
I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. I was so angry about it.
I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit.
were you in a hurry to be somewhere?
I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. I was so angry about it. I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit.
were you in a hurry to be somewhere?
No, I was just going at my normal pace. I was so angry getting that ticket.
I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. I was so angry about it. I got a ticket earlier for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. were you in a hurry to be somewhere?
No, I was just going at my normal pace. I was so angry getting that ticket.
hmmm but why did you go 1 mile over/
I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon. Those were the good old days.
I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon.
Wow, how long ago was that? I wish it still was.
I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon. Those were the good old days. I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon.
Wow, how long ago was that? I wish it still was.
It was about 25 years ago. Those were the good old days.
I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon. Those were the good old days. I remember when gas was only a dollar a gallon. Wow_comma_ how long ago was that? I wish it still was.
It was about 25 years ago. Those were the good old days.
I'd definitely agree to that. Better times.
I got a retro video game system the other day and it really reminded me of my childhood.
I got a retro video game system the other day.
Oh cool! Which one did you get?
I got a retro video game system the other day and it really reminded me of my childhood. I got a retro video game system the other day.
Oh cool! Which one did you get?
It was a Super Nintendo Mini. It really took me back to my childhood days.
I got a retro video game system the other day and it really reminded me of my childhood. I got a retro video game system the other day. Oh cool! Which one did you get?
It was a Super Nintendo Mini. It really took me back to my childhood days.
Wow, I just got the NES one. They are so nostalgic.
I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again.
I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again.
aww that's so sweet of you to do, did she enjoy that?
I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again. I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again.
aww that's so sweet of you to do, did she enjoy that?
She was thrilled. It was just a small gesture to show her that she is loved.
I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again. I wanted to do something to show my Mom some love so I made her a dinner of all of her favorites. I made extras for the freezer so she would be able to enjoy them again. aww that's so sweet of you to do_comma_ did she enjoy that?
She was thrilled. It was just a small gesture to show her that she is loved.
even the smallest things can make the biggest different in the world! she is lucky to have a person like you
I remember singing in the choir as a child. It takes me back to a special time.
I remember singing in the choir as a child.
i did also . it was fun
I remember singing in the choir as a child. It takes me back to a special time. I remember singing in the choir as a child.
i did also . it was fun
It takes me back to a special time.
I remember singing in the choir as a child. It takes me back to a special time. I remember singing in the choir as a child. i did also . it was fun
It takes me back to a special time.
yes. the good ol days
ready for the test
i have an exam tomorrow but i know i will do well!
That is the confidence to have!
ready for the test i have an exam tomorrow but i know i will do well!
That is the confidence to have!
i agree!
ready for the test i have an exam tomorrow but i know i will do well! That is the confidence to have!
i agree!
I hope you ace that test!
First day of school started out pretty good but then got sort of tough for me. I had a bad class in particular.
School started off with a real bang for me this week. Ugghhh.
oh really? care to tell me what on earth happend?
First day of school started out pretty good but then got sort of tough for me. I had a bad class in particular. School started off with a real bang for me this week. Ugghhh.
oh really? care to tell me what on earth happend?
I was given a lecture to my morning class and when the class was over a student came up to me to tell me my pants were unzipped.
First day of school started out pretty good but then got sort of tough for me. I had a bad class in particular. School started off with a real bang for me this week. Ugghhh. oh really? care to tell me what on earth happend?
I was given a lecture to my morning class and when the class was over a student came up to me to tell me my pants were unzipped.
oh damn, that's an embarrassing one, tired morning? it's fine these things happend
I'm going to see a film tonight and I am really crossing my fingers its good.
I'm going to see a film tonight at the cinema.
oh really? what movie?
I'm going to see a film tonight and I am really crossing my fingers its good. I'm going to see a film tonight at the cinema.
oh really? what movie?
I think it's called the Happytime Murders. Some murder mystery/comedy with puppets.
I'm going to see a film tonight and I am really crossing my fingers its good. I'm going to see a film tonight at the cinema. oh really? what movie?
I think it's called the Happytime Murders. Some murder mystery/comedy with puppets.
that sounds so fun ! love murder and comedy, sounds like you're going to have a blast
Didn't do anything this weekend but stay at home by myself
This weekend is so boring so far
yeah? nothing interesting happend whatsoever? why not make it exciting yourself?
Didn't do anything this weekend but stay at home by myself This weekend is so boring so far
yeah? nothing interesting happend whatsoever? why not make it exciting yourself?
Just nothing to do and no one to do it with. I'm just sitting around at home.
Didn't do anything this weekend but stay at home by myself This weekend is so boring so far yeah? nothing interesting happend whatsoever? why not make it exciting yourself?
Just nothing to do and no one to do it with. I'm just sitting around at home.
damn, any plans for next week?
Didn't do anything this weekend but stay at home by myself This weekend is so boring so far yeah? nothing interesting happend whatsoever? why not make it exciting yourself? Just nothing to do and no one to do it with. I'm just sitting around at home.
damn, any plans for next week?
Nothing yet. Maybe I'll call a friend or something.
I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. I am so upset I couldn't get one.
I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out.
buying newspaper? 21st century? sold out? whatt that's a first for me, here they practically give it away for free and we still have many more left, maybe you can use your phone or tablet to view it?
I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. I am so upset I couldn't get one. I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out.
buying newspaper? 21st century? sold out? whatt that's a first for me, here they practically give it away for free and we still have many more left, maybe you can use your phone or tablet to view it?
It has special coupons in it. I am so upset I couldn't get one.
I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. I am so upset I couldn't get one. I tried to buy a newspaper this morning but it was sold out. buying newspaper? 21st century? sold out? whatt that's a first for me_comma_ here they practically give it away for free and we still have many more left_comma_ maybe you can use your phone or tablet to view it?
It has special coupons in it. I am so upset I couldn't get one.
oh man, don't worry if you google free coupoins there are bunch! that's what i do
I was so let down by a film I watched recently.
I was so let down by a film I watched.
ah the good ol high hopes go watch a movie come out disappointed, i totally get ya man, what movie?
I was so let down by a film I watched recently. I was so let down by a film I watched.
ah the good ol high hopes go watch a movie come out disappointed, i totally get ya man, what movie?
It was called The Meg. It was alright, but not as fun as I was expecting. A bit by-the-numbers for me.
I was so let down by a film I watched recently. I was so let down by a film I watched. ah the good ol high hopes go watch a movie come out disappointed_comma_ i totally get ya man_comma_ what movie?
It was called The Meg. It was alright, but not as fun as I was expecting. A bit by-the-numbers for me.
oh yes! the meg, my colleague from work was disapointed beyond repair, he was telling us all not to watch it, i guess in a sense i am lucky
Saturday morning and its a great day to be alive! I am anxious for what today has to bring me.
It's a wonderful Saturday morning and I am so anxious to see what today has to offer!
I think that's a wonderful attitude to have!
Saturday morning and its a great day to be alive! I am anxious for what today has to bring me. It's a wonderful Saturday morning and I am so anxious to see what today has to offer!
I think that's a wonderful attitude to have!
Thank you, I am starting the day fishing and I am hopeful that the fish are biting.
Saturday morning and its a great day to be alive! I am anxious for what today has to bring me. It's a wonderful Saturday morning and I am so anxious to see what today has to offer! I think that's a wonderful attitude to have!
Thank you, I am starting the day fishing and I am hopeful that the fish are biting.
I hope they are as well. I do love some fishing.
I went into the bathroom and saw that my roommate had forgotten to flush the toilet.
I went to the bathroom and walked in to a horror show.
Oh my, what did you see? A mess I presume?
I went into the bathroom and saw that my roommate had forgotten to flush the toilet. I went to the bathroom and walked in to a horror show.
Oh my, what did you see? A mess I presume?
Yes, my roomie had used the toilet and neglected to flush.
I went into the bathroom and saw that my roommate had forgotten to flush the toilet. I went to the bathroom and walked in to a horror show. Oh my_comma_ what did you see? A mess I presume?
Yes, my roomie had used the toilet and neglected to flush.
Oh no that is definitely something you don't want to be surprised by.
I came home and my goldfish have died
Man something bad happened yesterday
what happend? tell me
I came home and my goldfish have died Man something bad happened yesterday
what happend? tell me
I came home from work and my fish was dead
I came home and my goldfish have died Man something bad happened yesterday what happend? tell me
I came home from work and my fish was dead
that's sad news, i am sorry for this news you must have been extra drained after coming back from work from that news
I came home and my goldfish have died Man something bad happened yesterday what happend? tell me I came home from work and my fish was dead
that's sad news, i am sorry for this news you must have been extra drained after coming back from work from that news
Yeah. It was very awful coming home to that. I've had that fish for 37 years and he was my friend.
seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days
seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days
I'm sorry, who was Stefan?
seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days seeing stefan had died made me sad and yearn for the old days
I'm sorry, who was Stefan?
he played the villain in Lazy town a strange TV show for kids in america