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Why isn't his license suspended? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day"
] |
>
Jew-ish privledge? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?"
] |
>
I hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?"
] |
>
And nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!"
] |
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Someone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans."
] |
>
And according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….
These republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke."
] |
>
We can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts."
] |
>
No one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen."
] |
>
He's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire."
] |
>
Every day there is something new about this dude, wtf. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower."
] |
>
My first thought seeing this headline "Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best".
Its pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf."
] |
>
How the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority."
] |
>
Who gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous."
] |
>
There is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?"
] |
>
He’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird."
] |
>
makes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky"
] |
>
I’m so sick of this guy | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion"
] |
>
The Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy"
] |
>
We are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty"
] |
>
He looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America."
] |
>
This guy is a walking piece of shit | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches."
] |
>
He even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit"
] |
>
This is the least of his worries. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue."
] |
>
He's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries."
] |
>
Presidents are, def not members of the legislative branch. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all."
] |
>
Constitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1 | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch."
] |
>
Doesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1"
] |
>
Oh the horror /s
How long until we stop talking about this wanker? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question."
] |
>
“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.” | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?"
] |
>
He looks like an old fat toad | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”"
] |
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George Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad"
] |
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Imagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.
Oh wait.... | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep."
] |
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What if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but... | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait...."
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I really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members . | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but..."
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Only thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members ."
] |
>
Waiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name... | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out"
] |
>
Under what name | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name..."
] |
>
Someone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name"
] |
>
Is there a crime he hasn’t committed? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk."
] |
>
4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?"
] |
>
Santos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that."
] |
>
I wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have…… | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him."
] |
>
Next thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……"
] |
>
Man, this is gonna make a great movie! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer."
] |
>
well that’s a new one.. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!"
] |
>
Next we will find out he has overdue library books. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one.."
] |
>
The man is a walking negative headline generator. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books."
] |
>
The more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator."
] |
>
Fred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call."
] |
>
4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election.
The guy is a fucking sociopath. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL"
] |
>
Not only two states, but two planets, he said. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath."
] |
>
Not to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said."
] |
>
How did he not have his license suspended.
Im talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.
Not because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.
Its a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!"
] |
>
Makes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license."
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This is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.
Is there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden.
He didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him.
Deny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago
Fact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt."
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Bravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt."
] |
>
This is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!"
] |
>
Not surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now."
] |
>
I don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein."
] |
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"wan't me" - santos, probably | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican"
] |
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Santos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably"
] |
>
Nope. That was a different guy. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too."
] |
>
It really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy."
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This guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick."
] |
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A drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt."
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If I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play."
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This is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right? | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it."
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Santos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?"
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Lol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie! | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
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Jeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!"
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Ok pay that shit. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!",
">\n\nJeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars."
] |
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The longer this clown is part of our political system, the greater the embarrassment that institution is.
We really need to start giving a shit about the character of the people representing us. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!",
">\n\nJeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars.",
">\n\nOk pay that shit."
] |
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This is tailor-made for r/nissandrivers | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!",
">\n\nJeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars.",
">\n\nOk pay that shit.",
">\n\nThe longer this clown is part of our political system, the greater the embarrassment that institution is.\nWe really need to start giving a shit about the character of the people representing us."
] |
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This guy has been leading such a fun life, it must be really awesome for him, honestly. | [
"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!",
">\n\nJeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars.",
">\n\nOk pay that shit.",
">\n\nThe longer this clown is part of our political system, the greater the embarrassment that institution is.\nWe really need to start giving a shit about the character of the people representing us.",
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"He's like Forrest Gump but doing all the stupid.",
">\n\nCan’t wait to unearth the footage of him jumping out of plane number two right before it hit the tower in some unearthed footage, and the clip of him shooting the Shinzo Abe, and him sabotaging Space Shuttle Columbia, and the footage of him mailing anthrax to the national inquirer, and we’re gonna find a video of him fucking an abalone in a chinese wet market in 2019. \nIt’s gonna be like Forrest Gump, but he’s present and responsible for all the terrible shit to happen to the country/world, in it’s worst moments.",
">\n\nThis needs to be an SNL skit or something.",
">\n\nI’m kinda shocked it isn’t",
">\n\nNo one had posted it on Reddit yet, we'll see in a few weeks",
">\n\nOn that note Bowen as Santos is something I need on a 24/7 loop. \nHis terrible thinning hair had me DED.",
">\n\nProbably faster to count crimes he hasnt committed",
">\n\nRight??",
">\n\nGood thing he’s also a federal judge.",
">\n\nAnd one of the best lawyers in the country, this guy is a total package didn't ya know?",
">\n\nI heard he was also the prosecutor, who so suddenly went on vacation that day!",
">\n\nHe was probably off signing the declaration of independence that day.",
">\n\nI'm pretty sure that most of us normal folk would find themselves in a jail cell if we had a huge number of unpaid tickets and fines for any 1 of those violations, plus a suspended license. Maybe the unpaid tolls don't get you into lockup, but multiple speeding violations, including multiple in a school zone? And multiple red light runs? Wow.",
">\n\nI mean, he was \"normal folk\" up until 3 months ago, so apparently not.",
">\n\nImagine making it to the big time only to blow it in 3 months time.",
">\n\n\"You get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.\"",
">\n\nEasy there Marshall",
">\n\nYou know Santos ghostwrote that song, don't you? Won him an Oscar.",
">\n\nI’ve heard that but I assumed it was a rumor. Thanks for confirming. Also, who’s Oscar?",
">\n\nIt's crazy how anyone, even a cartoonish lying moron like Santos, can win elected office if they have special interests funding and backing them. \nWe're basically one notch below electing congress members who are actual physical hand puppets at this point...what will it take to accomplish some serious campaign finance reform?",
">\n\nYeah, you're right. He's a glaring symptom of a deep flaw that won't be fixed by getting rid of him. That's a scary thought.",
">\n\nmust get tiring keepin up with all of this mess he calls his personal life",
">\n\nIt only would be if he really tried to make them all reconcile. So far he's using the \"embellishment\" defense.",
">\n\nGeorge Santos is just a guy who started a game of \"yes, and\" in his improv class and never stopped.",
">\n\nAt this point I’m worried that he exists just to distract us from something else.",
">\n\nHes clearly trying to outpace trump. Relax buddy, this is your first term.",
">\n\nThis is so entertaining. What will next week bring?! 🍿",
">\n\nWhat nefarious shit is the party up to while the country is distracted by Santos? Like Trump's 200 judicial appointments totally ignored by the press while they tripped over themselves covering what he whined about unimportant bullshit.",
">\n\nNgl I know a lot of people who owe money to the state over random and frivolous car issues. I think of all the stuff that has come out that this may be the least crazy",
">\n\nThe GOP rammed through a supreme court judge who owed tens of thousands in ~~gambling debts~~ totally legit sports tickets that he was nice enough to buy for his friends. Nobody is going to blink an eye at the person alleged to be named George Santos.",
">\n\nHe may be a bunch of squirrels in a sweater vest.",
">\n\nThat’s cool. But where were you BEFORE Election Day?\nSuper glad you devoted plenty of time and resources to the Kardashians and Elon and “The Best Road Trip States” and approximately a million posts about Johnny Depp before and after the election. . \nI know you’re just some intern, but fuck everyone there for fucking this up. You all at EVERY news organization should be bending at the waist and begging forgiveness like a Japanese Ice Cream company that raised their price 9 cents.\nShameful shit",
">\n\nLol…but they found unpaid parking tickets after he was elected and already exposed as a liar. Isn’t that investigative journalism at its finest?",
">\n\nNone of this would have been a story had he not been elected. \nThis way, once they let him get elected, they get to keep milking it.",
">\n\nIt’s not much, I give him credit for keeping up on new crime revelations every week since he won.",
">\n\nFuck I’m not even joking but George Santos has lived the most ridiculous life I have ever known and I don’t know if any of it is true! (Obviously he shouldn’t be in Congress but at this point I’m just on this wild train ride)",
">\n\n\nThe New York Post reported in January that a Nissan Rogue driven frequently by Santos in recent months had been issued speeding tickets at least five times since he was elected on Nov. 8, \"including four times in school zones.\" \n\nI drive pretty fucking fast, but have not received 5 speeding tickets in 30 years of driving. How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in 3 months?",
">\n\ndepends on the state a bit. camera tickets? that is very possible, esp in mid-atlantic. pulled over 5x is way different. Like MD and VA feels like they use traffic stops as another form of revenue, and you learn quick to adjust\n\nTwo tickets for running red lights were paid, but four toll violations racked up late fees and were ultimately sent to collections\n\nnot just tickets - red light runner tickets. thats the worst kind",
">\n\nTrue, but I stand by my point: How shitty of a driver do you have to be to get 5 speeding tickets in three months? Even with speed cameras, that takes some exceptional incompetence.",
">\n\nIm not at all trying to stand up for this scum.\nBut I am bitching about stealth speed cams on a 35 or 25mph road. And you go back and forth for a month at 12mph over and rack up a stack of tickets without even realizing it until the mail shows up way later. If you are a local, you learn where they are, but visitors can get 10 tickets in 2 weeks and find out 3 months later.\nSantos tho... Red light runners kills people disproportionately",
">\n\nIs anyone keeping a running list of these things?? I swear I see a new insane thing every other day",
">\n\nWhy isn't his license suspended?",
">\n\nJew-ish privledge?",
">\n\nI hope he can hang onto his position for a long time. I haven’t had this much fun reading the news since Trump was president!",
">\n\nAnd nothing will happen to him because there’s no such thing as justice and Laws when it comes to politicians, specially republicans.",
">\n\nSomeone check on who killed Harambe. I guess we can’t be sure it wasn’t this puke.",
">\n\nAnd according to mArJorEee tAyLOr gREEne, $174,000 salary isn’t enough….\nThese republicans need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and stop asking for taxpayer handouts.",
">\n\nWe can’t believe anything that he has said. I’m still waiting for confirmation on his status as a US citizen.",
">\n\nNo one is interested in the antics of this cartoonishly insane dirtbag/obvious plant. Just pursue the path and take him down or maybe don’t feed the fire.",
">\n\nHe's like the Energizer Rabbit -- just keeps going, lower and lower and lower.",
">\n\nEvery day there is something new about this dude, wtf.",
">\n\nMy first thought seeing this headline \"Did he claim that he owes thousands himself? If so, probably owns a lunch bill at a local restaurant at best\".\nIts pretty sad when he lies so much, I assume everything related to him is a lie. Yet the GQP still is protecting him to maintain their slim House majority.",
">\n\nHow the hell is this guy still a member of Congress?? Way beyond ridiculous.",
">\n\nWho gives a fuck about tickets. I care that a lying puppet was installed in government by someone we have yet to reveal. We just know he got money from the cousin of s Russian oligarch. Can we keep talking about that?",
">\n\nThere is obviously some big time psychological pathology here. His behavior is bizarre. I’d love to know what type of personality disorder or other psych problem would lead this guy to engage in such incessant lying and cheating. It’s weird.",
">\n\nHe’s a never-ending supply of stories about his stupidity and bullshitting. He’s like the anti Bill Brasky",
">\n\nmakes sense, he's the 3 time reigning cannonball champion",
">\n\nI’m so sick of this guy",
">\n\nThe Secret Life Of Georgie Shitty",
">\n\nWe are getting closer to an out-and-out murderer getting elected to congress just to get out of prison time. I’m talking about like a Ted Bundy type person who kills with their bare hands but is a total sociopath & good enough liar to secure a seat. That will be peak modern politics in America.",
">\n\nHe looks like the high school nerd that makes the other nerds roll their eyes when he approaches.",
">\n\nThis guy is a walking piece of shit",
">\n\nHe even lies about his car. In a notorious lie about gas prices called out on Jalopnik of all places months before the election, Santos exaggerated his own fuel costs by a huge amount while claiming he drove a Nissan Pathfinder, not a much more inexpensive and plebeian and shitty Rogue.",
">\n\nThis is the least of his worries.",
">\n\nHe's basically immune from prosecution while he's in office...so...barely matters at all.",
">\n\nPresidents are, def not members of the legislative branch.",
">\n\nConstitution Article 2, section 6, clause 1",
">\n\nDoesn’t article 2 only go to section 4? Serious question.",
">\n\nOh the horror /s\nHow long until we stop talking about this wanker?",
">\n\n“George Santos who? My name is Sandoval Gureogard.”",
">\n\nHe looks like an old fat toad",
">\n\nGeorge Santos stole my beer right out of my fridge last night while I was asleep.",
">\n\nImagine Republicans defending this POS criminal.\nOh wait....",
">\n\nWhat if we had a rule for politicians that if you break the law in some way that isn't a constitutionally protected right, you get fired? Sounds crazy I know, but...",
">\n\nI really wish we would put this much effort exposing other GOP members .",
">\n\nOnly thing I want to hear about is him getting kicked out",
">\n\nWaiting for someone to leak a private OF account he most likely has under a different name...",
">\n\nUnder what name",
">\n\nSomeone that lied about everything to get elected has no business holding a government position. How isn't he a security risk.",
">\n\nIs there a crime he hasn’t committed?",
">\n\n4 speeding violations in a school zone is no joke. You can do big time for that.",
">\n\nSantos should resign, then New York will name a bridge after him.",
">\n\nI wonder if we did a deep dive on other active members, how similar of findings we would have……",
">\n\nNext thing we’ll learn he’s the zodiac killer.",
">\n\nMan, this is gonna make a great movie!",
">\n\nwell that’s a new one..",
">\n\nNext we will find out he has overdue library books.",
">\n\nThe man is a walking negative headline generator.",
">\n\nThe more we learn about this jackass the more obvious it is that he should be laying low and keeping a low profile. But he ran for Congress, for free insurance. Good call.",
">\n\nFred Armisen has got to be the only choice to play this guy on SNL",
">\n\n4 speeding tickets in school zones since the election. \nThe guy is a fucking sociopath.",
">\n\nNot only two states, but two planets, he said.",
">\n\nNot to mention all the tickets that Anthony Devolder owes!",
">\n\nHow did he not have his license suspended.\nIm talking from personal experience, I have had to renew my licence 3 times in the last few years because it has gotten suspended.\nNot because of anything I have done, but because some one with a similar name has had outstanding tickets since 2010.\nIts a freaking nightmare and I have not been able to resolve it, besides taking a paper that says that they system is tagging the wrong person, its signed and written by the same judge who suspended that persons license.",
">\n\nMakes you wonder if all the shit he has done or looks like he did how long of a list that would make. Might even be longer than a CVS receipt.",
">\n\nThis is going to be such an awesome netflix series. Can't wait. Every episode is better than the previous. The GoFundMe is my fav so far. If only he followed 45s playbook he could last for 3 more seasons.\nIs there anyone more f-d up than this guy? It's unbelievable and comedy gold. You almost feel sorry for him, dripping insecurity and his 12yr old face, but how could he think that all this would stay hidden. \nHe didn't quite learn from -45 what Cohn taught him. \nDeny Deny Deny Deflect Lie Lie Lie. Never apologize, never give an inch. Shameless and relentless is the key and it works very well apparently. And leave no trace. 45 is exceptional at minimizing his exposure, flush it all down the toilet. His words can be interpreted in either direction, and uses the law like a Spartan with a shield and lawsuits for a spear. this. is. maralago\nFact checkers for -45 logged 30k+ lies over 4 years. It didn't matter one bit because he never backed down, doubled down. Rigged, witch hunt.",
">\n\nBravo! Seriously you good sir have reached performance art levels of venal bullshit. No notes for you!",
">\n\nThis is just never ending. I have no doubt that new Santos headlines will be around over a hundred years from now.",
">\n\nNot surprised. At this point he might be Jeffrey Epstein.",
">\n\nI don’t want to see stories about this guy anymore. I don’t care..Congress is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Ignore him and let him be free advertising for not voting republican",
">\n\n\"wan't me\" - santos, probably",
">\n\nSantos L Halper the butt doctor, may have some credit card debt too.",
">\n\nNope. That was a different guy.",
">\n\nIt really is not a big deal in NY. Eric Adams had 15 recent reckless driving violations (when he was an ex cop and borough prez, so you know that the real number is probably closer to 100), got elected, and now is on a traffic safety kick.",
">\n\nThis guy is a fucking mess. How the hell have they let him anywhere near govt.",
">\n\nA drinking game based on how often he lies would honestly be too high risk to play.",
">\n\nIf I owed thousands in traffic violations I’d have so many people up my butt saying how much trouble I’m in. I get that’s he’s a “politician” or whatever but no excuses. Pay your dues. Alternatively, I wouldn’t mind a nation wide increase in speed limits. I just don’t him to campaign it.",
">\n\nThis is possibly the least of his concerns right now. Or the thing that concerns him the most. Does this guy feel concern? About anything? Or is his brain wired differently, where he is but dimly aware of the connection between the things he says and how he might be perceived by others around him? If so, he likely doesn’t care what comes out of his mouth, and he doesn’t seem to foresee that other people might wish to see some sort of evidence for his outlandish claims. Anyway, I hope they nail this prick on these traffic tickets. He’s gotta go down for something, right?",
">\n\nSantos: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!",
">\n\nLol this guy is just cracking me up now, a walking meme. It’s like he has done everything under the Sun that is the antithesis of what a GOPer should be, and here is in Congress as a Republican. Maybe he’s secretly waging war against the GOP and the only way to do it is from the inside. Go Georgie!",
">\n\nJeez! What hasn’t he done. He could star in a show based on quantum leap called leaping liars.",
">\n\nOk pay that shit.",
">\n\nThe longer this clown is part of our political system, the greater the embarrassment that institution is.\nWe really need to start giving a shit about the character of the people representing us.",
">\n\nThis is tailor-made for r/nissandrivers",
">\n\nThis guy has been leading such a fun life, it must be really awesome for him, honestly."
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IMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China.
Plus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.
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They didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.
It's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details. | [
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">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with."
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">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details."
] |
>
"Spy balloon"
Oh no the Chinese might know how humid it was over Myrtle Beach! Whatever will they do with such confidential information? | [
"So basically, like non- idiots, they waited until it wasn't going to crash into somebody's house in order to blow it out of the sky.",
">\n\nI like that they are now calling it a spy balloon not a weather balloon",
">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details.",
">\n\nWatch this thing he loaded with shredded newspaper and e-waste"
] |
>
How many ballons are there? | [
"So basically, like non- idiots, they waited until it wasn't going to crash into somebody's house in order to blow it out of the sky.",
">\n\nI like that they are now calling it a spy balloon not a weather balloon",
">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details.",
">\n\nWatch this thing he loaded with shredded newspaper and e-waste",
">\n\n\"Spy balloon\" \nOh no the Chinese might know how humid it was over Myrtle Beach! Whatever will they do with such confidential information?"
] |
>
Many numbers are floating around, but they seemed a little inflated. | [
"So basically, like non- idiots, they waited until it wasn't going to crash into somebody's house in order to blow it out of the sky.",
">\n\nI like that they are now calling it a spy balloon not a weather balloon",
">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details.",
">\n\nWatch this thing he loaded with shredded newspaper and e-waste",
">\n\n\"Spy balloon\" \nOh no the Chinese might know how humid it was over Myrtle Beach! Whatever will they do with such confidential information?",
">\n\nHow many ballons are there?"
] |
>
Up up and away! | [
"So basically, like non- idiots, they waited until it wasn't going to crash into somebody's house in order to blow it out of the sky.",
">\n\nI like that they are now calling it a spy balloon not a weather balloon",
">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details.",
">\n\nWatch this thing he loaded with shredded newspaper and e-waste",
">\n\n\"Spy balloon\" \nOh no the Chinese might know how humid it was over Myrtle Beach! Whatever will they do with such confidential information?",
">\n\nHow many ballons are there?",
">\n\nMany numbers are floating around, but they seemed a little inflated."
] |
> | [
"So basically, like non- idiots, they waited until it wasn't going to crash into somebody's house in order to blow it out of the sky.",
">\n\nI like that they are now calling it a spy balloon not a weather balloon",
">\n\nI wonder what they’ll discover from the recovering debris.",
">\n\nIf they recover the electronics they can determine what they Chinese were trying to monitor and how.",
">\n\nIMO they already determined that by intercepting whatever signal it was relaying back. The whole reason why they didn’t shoot it down was probably to do counterintelligence. They said they have been monitoring this balloon since it left China. \nPlus, they already said this is not the first balloon, and I am sure they wouldn’t have announced this one if it wasn’t caught by civilians.\nSometimes it is better to act like you are not aware of something and gather as much as intelligence as possible. Like if you discover someone is a spy, you don’t immediately arrest them, you monitor them to see who else they are working with.",
">\n\nThey didn't shoot it down at first because they didn't need to. Yes they took a hard look at it while it was in the air. I heard they saw cameras and a technology bay which means not much really with that kind of info.\nIt's getting recovered from 50ft below the ocean. China is already on the record saying it's a weather balloon knowing full well USA was going to get their hands on it. The balloon was never a problem. China not communicating to USA about lost weather balloons is the problem. They still have not provide more details.",
">\n\nWatch this thing he loaded with shredded newspaper and e-waste",
">\n\n\"Spy balloon\" \nOh no the Chinese might know how humid it was over Myrtle Beach! Whatever will they do with such confidential information?",
">\n\nHow many ballons are there?",
">\n\nMany numbers are floating around, but they seemed a little inflated.",
">\n\nUp up and away!"
] |
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